Hook-Up
It was late at night on the now-peaceful island of Valoran, where just a few hours earlier, ten champions were mercilessly fighting each other to the death in an attempt to destroy their opponents' nexus.
Cho'gath and Blitzcrank, both of whom were on the victorious blue team, celebrated with the rest of their team - Caitlyn, Kennen, and Lee Sin - by having a pool party in the swimming pool located in the hotel they had been staying at before the battle on Summoner's Rift. Right before the gang split up into their hotel rooms, Lee Sin said victoriously, "Great job out there guys! Can't wait to kick their asses again next time! Now let's go to sleep, we've got a long day ahead of us tomorrow. Um...can someone help me find my towel?"
So the gang got out of the pool and went to their assigned rooms. Cho'gath and Blitzcrank were to stay in one room, while Caitlyn, Kennen, and Lee Sin shared a second, bigger room.
Once everything had settled down, and everyone except Cho'gath and Blitzcrank were asleep, Cho'gath said, "You know, you did a GREAT job out there today. Every pull was perfect, and I couldn't have asked for a better teammate!" Blitzcrank responded, "My pulls weren't as good as YOUR Ruptures though, you did a much better job than I did."
"Awwwww...stop it...you're making me blush, Blitzy!"
"Now c'mere and gimme a hug you big, silly monster!"
And with that, the two embraced in a strong hug which, for Cho'gath, lasted much longer than he had anticipated.
"Uh...Blitzy? You can let go now."
"I don't want to let go. Now shhhh...just let me do all the work."
"Wait WHA-"
Before Cho'gath could even finish questioning what Blitzcrank was trying to do, he found himself thrown onto the hotel bed and Blitzcrank ravenously jumping on top of him.
"HMPH! Blitzy! What are you doing?!"
"Shhhhhhhhhhhh...just relax, Cho'gath."
Before giving Cho'gath a chance to object, Blitzcrank reached in an attempt to take off Cho'gath's clothes, before realizing that Cho'gath didn't wear clothes anyway. "Perfect..." Blitz whispered to himself.
Blitzcrank quickly pulled out his metal hand, and began to move it between Cho'gath's gigantic legs.
"POWER FIST!"
Cho'gath uncontrollably moaned in a weird mix that consisted of half-pain and half-unwanted pleasure.
"You think I'm done with you, Cho'gath?"
Blitzcrank quickly shifted positions as he mounted the enormous beast that is Cho'gath.
"OVERDRIVE, ACTIVATE!"
Cho'gath moaned again as Blitzcrank begun thrusting quite rapidly and suddenly, and soon enough he found himself enjoying it, whether he wanted to or not.
"OH GOD BLITZ! DON'T STOP! FASTER! FASTER!"
"OVERDRIVE!"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!"
Eventually, Cho'gath couldn't contain himself as he released a Feral Scream and Ruptured all over Blitzcrank. Suddenly, Cho'gath flipped Blitzcrank over, turning around the situation.
"You didn't expect to hog all the fun for yourself, did you?"
Cho'gath began to make quick work of Blitzcrank, using the same rapid-thrusting technique Blitzcrank had used on him just moments earlier.
"OH CHO'GATH! FEAST ME! FEAST ME RIGHT NOW!"
And with a loud OMNOMNOMNOMNOM, Blitzcrank moaned in pure ecstasy as his Static Field erupted. Both lovers, now extremely exhausted, immediately collapsed into the bed, embracing each other in their slumber.
The next morning, as the gang regrouped to eat breakfast at a nearby restaurant, Lee Sin leaned over to Cho'gath and Blitzcrank and whispered softly, "I may me blind, but I'm not deaf." Lee Sin ran to catch up to Caitlyn and Kennen, while the embarrassed Cho'gath and Blitzcrank stayed back and thought about the previous night.
"Holy shit Blitzcrank...you really caught me off guard last night. What got into you?"
"Well...remember when I got charmed by Ahri in that last teamfight yesterday?"
"Yeah?"
"..."
"Shit."