Club pengin rogue agont
We have no placement for you in the EPF good bye
"Well didn't need you guys anyway"
sealkiller666 pov
Well what the fuck is this bullshit, I have just been kicked out of the EPF. Why? For saying a few bad words. No big deal. Well it is to some fuck brains. Currently I'm on a journey. A journey to find Herbert, I believe his views are the future, the correct Future and I need to help him achieve this. Well might as well have my last pizza before this revolution.
One peperoni meat feast melt DX and be quick you green basted
Mind the manners sir
Blah blah now MAKE IT
The kitchen
Sigh not that edgy penguin he is rude to me everyday, harassing me on a daily basis.
Woops I put hot source on the pizza oh well im sure edge lord wouldn't mind.
The seating area
What the fuck 10 mins they are so fucking slow what's taking so lo-
One peperoni meat feast melt DX
Here now piss off
I take a bite and find..
THAT FUCKING GREEN PENGUIN PUT HOTS SURCE IN MY PIZZA
I run to the kitchen
I find the green fuck, put him in a head lock and squirt hot source directly into his mouth
AAHHH… STOP
That's what you get for fucking with me you green booger.
That weakling had passed out so I just leave him, yeah fuck my pizza.
I head back to my igloo and what do I find. THOSE MODDERATOR BASTERDS TOOK MR COOL 69 (a puffle, the only living thing that respects me) and he is now in a care home.
I cant leave mr cool 69 behind I must find him.
After an hour I find where he is captive, The puffle adoption center.
I bust in, armed with hot source
WHERE IS MR COOL 69
We got him right here
I WANT HIM BACK
Only if we have an agreement
Alright fine
You will have to wear this shock collar, each time you swear you get a shock of 4500 volts
Fucking gaaAAAAAIDSABFIOLSRG AHH FUCIDSHBFIJSAFG
Here is mr cool 69
There he is, now im off to see Herbert
See ya bitcJDFSHVA
Now the story begins
I have been trekking for 2 days now, mr cool looks beat up , and im starving.
Hey a strange tower is coming into view
After an hour I get to the front door of the great building
There is a sign on the door which reads "NO EPFUCKS ALLOWED"
I knock
A voice yells out "WHO IS IT"
What should I say
I WaNT TO JOIN You
Yeah well I think that's bullshit
WELL HOW CAN I PROVE IT TO YOU
ERR CUT ME SOME FUCKING WOOD FLIPER BOY
Well got to start somewhere
Herbert throws a wood saw down
WORK YOU FILTHY BIRD
3 hours later…
Its been a good 3 hours, I've cut down a good 20 trees ,I know its not much.
Behind me I hear a door open
Well look at all that wood, good work I guess
You got any spare rooms in your tower
Woah wait up, you have still got quite a way even if you want to stay in kitchen sink.
So what should I do.
Tell you what flipper boy tell me a few things about the EPF
Only if you take my collar off
Why?
It shocks me when I swear
Ok then
Herbert saws the collar off
Ok now tell me the stuff
Oh one more thing might want to keep the collar
Yeah sure
So before I got kicked out they discussed plans of capturing you in your sleep and they said they wanted to incinerate you.
Seems like the kind of thing they would do
Other plans were to have a party where the entire island population would throw snowballs at your tower and they would call it operation snowball.,
Talk about uncreative
So you want to know anything else
A few things:
You got any EPF gadgets and whose this rockhopper guy
Boy have I got you something for you, some blueprints for an invention
Holy shit how did you get your flippers on this?
Well the story goes like this. I was cleaning out Gary's bin and some blue paper was thrown out all because it was torn a bit, so I thought it would be cool if I created a replica of one of his inventions besides Gary wouldn't know.
Good thinking now answer the last question
Rockhopper is a pirate who visits club penguin sometimes, he sails in a wooden ship.
Wood you say
Yep
Alright you have earnt enough trust come inside.
Great I was finally in
Now I don't trust fully so you will be staying in the bathroom
Ok that's fine
Now I've got a job for you tomorrow. You look tired I will make you some microwave rice and some for your pufflet.
5 mins later my rice arrives, I eat it, mr cool eats it, and its now time to rest
Ok im going to bed see ya
Goodnight
Now I have to figure out how to sleep in a cramped bathtub.