Hi. Sorry I haven't been posting stories lately. I just started school last week and the classes I'm taking are way too hard. Ugh. Anyway, I decided this was a good idea. I was dared to write a fic on a show/anime/whatever that I know nothing about and to just guess along. So, I'm writing a story about Free!. This is a joke. Please realize that before you yell at me.
My name is Haruka and I get off on swimming.
Like really. I'm aquasexual. This means I am sexually attracted to water. Who wouldn't be? It's so blue and...well, uh, sexy I guess. So I swim. Because that way I can be in the water and fondle it's sexy waves and ripples and shit.
So uh yeah here comes my homosexual friend Makoto and my even more homosexual loli boy Nagisa. We used to swim together on a swim team or whatever.
"What up, water molester?" Makoto greets enthusiastically. I waved back nonchalantly because I am just so cool.
"It's not molestation. It's totally consensual." Water likes me.
Water and I have a special relationship. I often dream of marrying a swimming pool and raising a nice family of little buckets with it. We'd buy a nice house in the suburbs and send our little buckets to a prestigious academy. Their names would be A-ron and Shaquesia. Hell yeah.
So uh yeah like Nagisa is a slut or something. That sounds about right.
K I'm bored.