Freaky Farting Jam

by Yoshizilla-Fan

Yoshizilla-Fan: If you had read a certain part of Lola's Farting Problem, one of my other fanfics, then I think you'll understand what's going on here. Lola Bunny with her gassiness is playing a 3 on 3 game against a pair of gassy princesses that have a reputation for being gassy in fanfics by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus, with some help of course.

Princess Peach and Princess Daisy both walked into the basketball court in Looney Tune Land, both of them wearing their sports outfits as they each had their hands on their hips.

Bugs walked up to the two princesses. "Ehhh..." Bugs pulled a carrot out on nowhere and munched on it. "What's up, docs?"

"Oh, we're just looking forward to that 3 on 3 basketball game that we were told about!" Peach stated.

Daisy nodded in concurrence. "Yeah! I can't wait to show off not only basketball skills, but also my gassiness!"

"Mine too!" Peach claimed. "So I hear that you're also gassy?"

Lola nodded. "Yup." She smirked as she bent over and farted loudly to her delight.

Peach let out a deeper pitched poot, giggling as Daisy backed it up with a loud blast of gas that puffed up her orange shorts.

"You know, you're not bad yourself!" Daisy commented. "But we'll see if your poots can match up to ours. After all, Peach and I are legendary when it comes to stinking it up and puffing up our shorts and dresses, not to mention messing up our undergarments."

Bugs remained calm while Lola giggled and Daffy smacked himself in the head. "Just desthpicable!" Daffy commented.

"It's true! We are!" Peach confirmed as she and Daisy both faced each other, smiling and giggling together, also bumping butts as they both farted in unison.

"Wait just a darn minute, gassy gals!" Daffy blurted out, interrupting the moment between the two pooting princesses. "There's only two of you, and three of us! And we each need at least three players, and since you don't have a third player, we win by default!"

"He never loins, does he?" Bugs wondered.

"Oh, we both asked Mario if he could come, but he refused to play with us because of our farts, as did many others." Peach mentioned, her butt releasing another smelly blast of gas.

Daisy smirked a bit and she pooted again. "But luckily in the end, we made a deal with Mario! He agreed to play with us if we agreed not to fart all over him like Peach did after blowing up that city in that other fanfic."

Peach giggled, farting loudly some more as she spoke."Not to mention that we ended up doing it to Luigi anyway!"

Mario suddenly walked in, dragging himself across the court up to the two gassy princesses, staying clear of their gassy butts, which were responsible for their loud gas blasts.

"Oh Mario, you're here! Now we can play!" Peach squealed, a high pitched poot squeaking out to fit her mood.

Mario sighed. "Let's-a-just get-a-this over with-a..." he murmured.

"Right with you, mustache." Daffy told him as Peach and Daisy stretched out, warming up as their butts warmed up from all the farting they did, with Lola doing the very same while Bugs calmly munched his carrot, finding the situation intriguing.