Some person (I dunno, I can't tell you, that's the point of secrecy) from some organization (I dunno, can't tell you that either. Same reason) did something (again, secrets) but because this gender-indescript person (see? I can't even tell you that.) was soooooo secretive (we assume) and obscure (as denoted earlier) I can't really fill you in on the specifics.
Now some other individual (or group perhaps) also comes into play, but I can't tell you much about them (or him or her) for the same reasons as the first person (but not first person as in narration, we're definitely not talking about me, if we were talking about me I could at least pose some reasons for this decree of secrecy) but they may also be different because we don't really have much information to go by.
Now we can assume (but that makes an ass of u and me) that these two people got together (but they may not, they may not even be people and they certainly may not be together) but seeing as how this is a slash-fic it stands to reason that it may be a possibility.
Unless this is a tragedy. If this is a tragic fanfic then it stands to reason that they in fact were not together but may have done something as simple as pass each other on the street (if there was one, and if they even remotely were within proximity to one another. Or one and then some since we can't be sure that one of the parties involved were not a group) but that's merely speculation.
What we CAN be sure of however is that this tale isn't going to improve or tell us anything about the parties contained within but it definitely teaches us something about writing.
And this is how fanfiction died.