Author's note – Haii guys, this b mai furst attempt at writing anythin...so wish me lotsa luck ;)
Hai, mai nem is Rockzaenn, but u can cal me Roxxii, cos that iz such a cyute name. I'm 20 yearz old, I hav long purpl hare which reaches teh bak of mah nees. I hav green eyez which r the culur of grass. I wer glasses, but im not a nerd. I am from Azrbaijin originly but my mum nd dad moved to Amerca wen I wuz four yeers old.
Imma princess. But I work undercvr at a small shoppe in meri old Englund. Sed shoppe belongs to a grup of hawt Englush men. Thes hawt men r caled Howurd Mun nd Vince Noir. Howurd is nut acshully hawt, hes a munter. Vince is fukin sexxii – cuz he weard los of hawt makeup liek eyeshado and eye liner. He also has a lot of luvly cloths, like skinny jeans nd Chelsee bootz. All Howurd wears is fukin scabby corduroy nd printed shurtz which make his mobs stand out from a thousund feat away. Sumtimes wen Howurd th twat isnt in I like to look thru Vince's cloths...and sumtimes I try them on. I liek too pretend im Vince Noir, Rok n Rol starr...that is wut Vince culls himself sumtimes.
I liek to also try on his panties. Howurd the turd buyz Vince French knickers frum tiem too tiem. I tink they mebbee a ghey cupple. I'm nut homofobbic. But Vince has lots uf pair of beautiful, silky French knickers in his underwere drawrs.
Anywey, wen I'm not workin at the shoppe wiv Howurd nd Vince I go too skool. I hav no frends at th stooped skool I was made to go too. Its a shitty skool anyway, the corridurs smel like cat piss and everyone dreses funny. A bit liek Howurd – he smels liek cat piss nd dreses liek an absoloot spakker. I dunt kno wer Vince picked Howurd up frum...I think he fund him in a guttr sumwer in Englund. Sumtimes Vince let me burro his sexxii cloths fur skool, so I "fit in". I dunt fit in – insted I stand out liek a sor thum. I get called all surts uf namez, but I couldn't giv a fukk.
Wun nite I was workin in the shoppe with Howurd nd Vince, wen sum twat wakked in. He wuz brite green liek mai eyez nd he walked liek a grandpa but not as knobbly. He had a huge-as Pollo mint over wun eye nd his big eyez wer all green, again, liek mine.
evenin skewer, he sed, he had a funny ascent, a bit liek the Queen but scruffii.
oh hai thar, replid Vince wif his sexxii accent.
Howurd stood behind Vince nd screemed. It's !
I rold mai big green eyez and tugged at mai purpl hair. Guyz, stuppit, I moaned.
Teh green man starred at uss like we were stupid-as-fuck. But we wer not. Whats ur name? I asked the grren man.
My naim is THEEEEEEE HITCHRE, yelled the green man (liek a fukkin BOSS).
Plz comment nd tell mee what u think =D x