AUTHOR'S NOTE: Guys, I think I'm really getting the hang of this whole 'writing' thing. Here's my storyyy!

"Despair, also known as, the yang to hope's yin," Said a creaky voice from a black and white teddy bear. All sixteen of us were gathered around him, at a campfire, sitting on creaky wooden benches. Well, this was certainly something. Last I recalled, a plane had taken me to an isolated campground on top of the Smoky Mountains. I got out, and was directed to a campfire, but, strangely enough, someone closed a gigantic metallic gate behind us! Then, I heard a crackling surge of electricity, and it lit up a fence on the other side of the gate, so as to keep us campers safe in here, I guess. I mean, this summer camp, Hopewood Camp, is supposed to have a safety guarantee of 100%. Like… it's also for high schoolers too who are really talented at some things, and it's actually a nice program for the most talented high schoolers to get together.

"Whaaaat?" A distant girl said with a trailing voice, and the weird bear gizmo giggled.

"See, I've gathered you here today for one reason, and one reason only." It said. "Oh, I'm Monobear, by the way…"

"Groan" a boy said. "Like… our counselor is such a weirdo, like did you hear his voice?" The boy said like a lot. "I'm, like Robby, by the way, and like, my talent is super high school level Pokemon Trainer." And i nearly burst out laughing, when our counselor was right there glaring at me.

"Dude, you're pathetic." I whispered back. "I'm Aldrew, the super high school level Student. I know so much stuff about school, and it's so easy. I took the AP Exam and passed it in 3rd gradee." but then the boy backed away because the counselor continued his speech about despair. It was really kinda unnerving, and I wasn't feeling good, so I… kinda… snuck away from the campfire. Then, there was another boy in the woods, who had snuck out.

"Good afternoon!" The boy said with his silly voice. "I'm Caldron, the super high school level Luck, and who are you?" I could tell with the craziness of this boy's tone, that we were going to be best friends.

"I'm Aldrew, the Super high school level Student. Guess it doesn't help much with camp, but hashtag yolo." And then Caldron and I went on a walk around the campus. It was really pretty, and there was a pool, but absolutely no lake. "What gives?" I asked and Caldron shrugged because how the heck would he know?

"Aldrew, are you worried we're missing something important?" but I shook ny head.

"Course not. I'll just get Robby to fill me in anyways. He's such a puppet." Caldron laughed, and we enjoyed our walk. Later that night, we figured out that we shared a cabin, and there was us, and Robby, and this one other kid in our cabin. Each gender had two cabins of four people in them each. We told Robby to go fetch our dinner, meanwhile we questioned the other kid.

"Who the heck are you?" Questioned I.

"I'm Trent…" he said puzzled… "And what the heck are you!" He quacked.

"Oh my gosh, Coldran, we have a duck as a roomie, isn't this just so exciting?" Coldran was eating one of those gigantic jawbreakers when it fell out of his mouth and shattered on the ground.

"My talent is a super high school level Pencil Sharpener…" And then Coldran and I began to laugh inconsolably at Trent, because he's just such an idiot!

"Come on Coldran, let's go to the campfire. We're roasting marshmallows!" I took my best friend with me. "Trent, you can come too, I guess…" But when we got to the campfire, everyone was a little bit spooked, because… our counselor had just jumped into the flames!

"Mr. Monobear! Are you okay!?" A shrill girl's voice cut in, but another sarcastic one replaced it, saying obviously he was. And then we began to roast marshmallows, and introduce ourselves.

"I'm Robby, the SHSL Pokemon Master!" That idiot Robby said, like the tool he is. Everyone clapped. I brushed to the side my radiant, vibrant, flowing, gorgeous, red hair, indicating my piercing, aquatic blue eyes, and flawless skin dusted with freckles. Coldran flicked his vibrating, glimmering black hair back, revealing mossy green eyes, and freckles as well. Coldran and I exchanged a look of knowledge, because Robby is just such an idiot.

"I'm Angelica!" The gurl with the shrill voice and ugly white hair called, "And I am the super high school level Cheeerrlleeeaddderrr!" She began to jump and scream. Coldran and I snickered, judging her.

"I'm Felicity, the super high school horseback rider…" the distant girl from earlier mumbled, and she was pretty gothic, with dyed hair and everything.

"Steer clear of her…" I whispered to Coldran. He nodded.

"I'm I-Angel, the super high school complainer." The next girl said bossing everyone around at the same time. "I find the lot of you to be childish and offensive."

"Well at least her outlook is tolerable…" Coldran whispered to me. I nodded.

"Yeah, but we shouldn't be friends with her. She's too annoying." I told him, replying. He nodded. Oh, by the way, those four girls were sitting together like Coldran and Trent and that tool Robby and I were, because they're in the same cabin.

"And me…" said the last girl, a gorgeous one with blood red hair, and stark purple eyes. When she spoke… it was like a thousand angels singing. "My name… is… Luna Edgar Allen Poe Blood'Shed Moonlight. My sister and I are renowned for being super high school level perfection, but she's too old for this camp, sadly…" Coldran and I felt a lot happier when the new girl said stuff.

"Oh, how dashing…" Said the counselor, still engulfedd in flames.

"Hey!" Trent quacked. "My name is Trent, and I'm a super high school level pencil sharpener." And then everybody began to laugh at Trent because of how lame he is. Coldran and I got the laammesstt roomies.

"And who are you two… sitting behind Robby and Trent?" Luna asked us with her purple eyes beaming. "I really wanna know."

"I'm Aldrew." And then Luna moved away from her cabin to come sit with Coldran and I. "And I'm the super high school level student. Coldran here is the super high school level luck." I told Luna more than anyone else.

And then the sarcastic girl spoke. "I'm Tiffany, super high school level fanfic writer." She said in an especially sarcastic tone.

"I think she might be tolerable…" I whispered to Coldran and Luna. They nodded. But then… all seven people with yet to speak, they suddenly burst into flames! Monobear had thrown flames at them!

"And there go the boring ones. Now, for the remaining nine of you… I have an announcement."

"I wanna go home!" Robby began to cry. We told him to shut up, because he's going to get our cabin in trouble with his stupidity.

"The lot of you are trapped here forever!" I gasped. "And, there's only one way to get out…" I gasped again. "You have to kill someone without being caught!" I gasped three times!

"Oh noeeessss…" quacked Trent. And he ran crying to the cabin.

Coldran and I exchanged a smile, and so did Luna. "Alliance?" She said, taking the words right out of my mouth. COLDRAN AND I AGREED, AND SO IT WAS settled.

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