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Jubilee was bored. She had been sitting inside all day watching reruns of 'The best of Jerry Springer' and after chanting 'Jerry' for the fifth time, it was getting dull. Just as midget number #1 picked up his chair and swung it at his new male wife, Logan strolled into the room, grabbed the remote and the screen was filled with two guys beating each other up with their hockey sticks.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" Jubilee screamed, forgetting momentarily just who she was talking to. "I was watching that and you've got your own T.V!" Logan sat down on the couch and she flinched as he released a claw in front of her face.

"T.V's broke." Logan said flatly, his eyes focused on the screen. "Now run along so I won't 'accidentally' break someone else." A smile played on Logan lips as he gently turned his glittering claws in front of her. Swearing under her breathe, Jubilee pushed past his claw and stalked out of the room.

All of the younger students had gone on camp with Scott and Jean to somewhere in the middle of no-where. And since Ororo and the Professor were away at a conference, the poor seniors were left with Logan looking after them for the next week. Today, most had decided to go to the danger room to training, but as she couldn't be bothered today, Jubilee stayed glued to the T.V. Angry as hell, Jubilee walked down the halls towards the danger room entrance. Stopping beside the med lab, her curiosity got the better of her and she decided to look inside. Pushing the heavy metal doors aside, she crept inside the dark room.

Flicking on the lights, she blinking as the light reflected of the metallic walls. Jubilee explored the shelves, each one covered with boxes and labeled jars. Running her finger along the labels, Jubilee looked over to the medical examination tables. Two of the tables sat in the centre of the room. Walking over to them, Jubilee noticed the second table. Pulling back the white sheet that lay half-covering the table, Jubilee stared at it. The bright silver restraints and chains wrapped around the thick, bend metal table. They were made from pure adamantium. Continuing to stare at the table, a small 'ting' sound was heard as a idea clicked inside the small brain cells referred to as her brain. Carefully unbuckling the heavy chains and restraints from the table, Jubilee pushed the metal door's open with sharp kick and half-carried, half-dragged the metal out the medical room and down the empty hall.

Scott pulled up to the mansion later that afternoon. One of the younger student had become sick and Scott was forced to bring him home to recover. Opening up the back door of the Jeep, Scott helped the pale faced junior to his feet. Half carrying him, Scott lead the student to the front door and pushed it open. As they stepped inside, A echoing howl of pain was heard throughtout the halls. "Logans in trouble" he thought to himself. Telling the sickly student to sit outside and stay, Scott slipped on his emergency visor and proceeded down the empty halls. As the howls of pain grew louder and louder, Scott found himself outside the students recreation room. Blasting open the door, he reeled back in surprise.

Logan stood forcibly attached to the upright medical table, his arms wrapped around his body using the adamantium restraints. His eyes were taped open and mouth gagged by a dirty gym sock as he stared wimpering at the T.V screen a few feet in front of him. Bright pink earphones were taped to his ears. Behind him, Jubilee stood unaware of Scott's presence, her arms crossed and a smug smile plastered across her face. When Scott turned on the lights, Jubilee ducked behind the couch and Logan's eyes stared pleadingly at him. Walking up to Jubilee, Scott grabbed her arm and pulled him to her feet. "In about thirty seconds, I'm going to release him" Scott said, pointing at restrainted Logan. Jubilee's eyes widened in shock and she struggled against his grasp. Scott pulled her closer. "You have two options. Run and hide....." he paused "Or you can go down to the medical room and lock the door. You will be punished either way but one will be less painful." Letting her go, Jubilee ran from the room, slipping slightly as she turned, running at full speed in the direction of the lab. Scott walked over to Logan and released the screws holding the restraints to the metal medic table. Free of his arm restrains, Logan ripped the earsphones from his ears and turned off the T.V as Scott release his legs. Pushing free of the metal table, Logan ran to the door, paused and looked back at the bewilded Scott. "If you tell anyone about this," Logan said, growling. "I promise I'll kill you." And with that, he let out a loud roar and took off for the medical lab. Opening the curtains, Scott surveyed the area around him. The middle couch had been turned over and the tables were pushed out of the way. Pushing the table back onto the wheels, Scott pushed it towards the door. Stopping out in the hall, Scott paused for a moment, his lips widening into a smile. Checking the hall to see if anyone was looking, Scott snuck back into the room. Grabbing the earphones, Scott turned on the T.V and collasped in a fit of laughter.



Logan sat hunched over his soup in the noisy cafeteria. Jubilee had decided to go visit some friends out of town to give him a chance to 'calm down'. "That's bullshit." he mumbled to himself, taking a swig of his open beer. Looking up, Logan grabbed his tray to leave as Scott walked up to the table. Placing his tray on the table, Scott smirked at the disgruntled Logan as he stood up and turned to leave. Walking away, Logan growled in anger as he heard a voice humming the first few chords from the video. "Shuttup!" he screamed at Scott as he dropped his tray and spun to look at the grinning Scott. The room turned silent as Scott opened his mouth and slowly began to sing in a low bartone voice. "The hills are alive with the sound of muuusic!"

In a blink of an eye, Logan moved behind Scott and grasped his neck firmly from behind. Bending over, Logan whispered into Scott's left ear. "I'd kill you right now if there weren't so many witnesses" Releasing him, Logan stepped back and sent a evil look around the room. Students quickly turned back to their meals, most pretending to be interested with a spot on the table. Stalking out of the room, Logan pushed past Jean as she entered the room.

Bewildered, Jean sat down on the table next to Scott, his silly grin still plastered across his face. "What was that all about?" she asked curiously. Sending a mental picture to Jean, the two of them exploded into laughter. Holding her sides, Jean gasped at Scott in between fits of laughter. "So *gasp* he was *giggle* scared of *giggle* The Sound of Music?" Scott kept laughing, only able to nod his head up and down as the two of them struggled to stop laughing.

Rogue sat on the other side of the room, carefully watching the drama unfold. Taking out her cellphone, she quickly texted a message to Jubilee's phone.

Congrats Jubi! Scott found out and Logans soo pissed off! Great prank, good luck planning your next. Rogue!