This is My Life. Only This Isn't.
"Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger! MUSH MUSHROOM! AH! SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE! AHHHH IT'S A SNAKE..." sang Harry aloud.
He had been doing this all day long and no one knew why.
"Harry, why are you doing this?" asked Ron.
"Badgers are COOL! And as defined by the interweb... net... this song is, quote, 'An odd song about badgers and mushrooms, or encountering badgers after taking some form of mushrooms.' End quote. Would you rather me re-enact the Titanic in 30 seconds as a bunny?'
"If I knew what the Titanic was, I am sure I would say no.'
"Oh well. So here goes. (In a high pitched voice) Titanic was called the ship of dreams, and it was. GOD HIMSELF COULD NOT SINK THIS SHIP! IM KING OF THE WORLD! ILL JUMP! NO YOU WON'T! YES I WILL! DA DA DADA DA DA DA DA DADA DA! ICEBWURG WITE AHEAD! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! CRASH! THIS SHIP CAN'T SINK! I ASSURE YOU SHE CAN! I HAVE A CHILD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YAHHHH! I WONT LET GO JACK! YAH! LA LA LALALA LA LA LALALALALA LALALALA LALALALALALALALALA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WOW!"