Nice colds! (comedy)
by: Anne
Author's note: If you don't like it, then
don't read it! but if you do then you are free to read it!
Copyright 2000!
"Hey!!
Momoko wake up!! please! the phone is ringing!! answer it! hey!" i
continued whispering to Momoko even though i know that she can't hear me much.
To my surprise she got up to answer it. "Hehho (hello)?? Hadasaki
Residedce!" she anwered the phone blankly because she got colds yesterday!
"Ummm.. this is Yousuke, may I speak with Momoko?" said he politely.
"This is Boboko why Yousuke?" said Momoko very shyly. "Can we go
out today? Let's have a date at McDonalds, can we? I know it's expensive but I
will be the one to pay for it, just give me your money!" said Yousuke
proudly. "Yaahh! You'he (you're) so idtehhigedt, add so hich(rich)!"
said Momoko admiringly. "Thank You!! I am so flattered!" Yousuke
said. "That's why, I hike (like) you! You are so kidd (kind). But I cad't
(can't) go with you! I have cohds (colds)! add (and) it's raididg (raining).
"Don't worry! Just let me borrow your car! Drive it to my house then I
will drive you to your house then go to my house then fetch you! That's
easy!" said Yousuke proudly again. "By(my)! You'he (you're) reahhy
(really) idtehhigedt!! That's the reasod why I hike (like) you!! Okay!"
said Momoko. "Okay so I'll fetch you at 11am. Okay bye!!" Yousuke
said. Then he & she clicked the phone to end the line. "What ab I
goidg to wear whed he fetched be? Haaayyy..." My dear Momoko did her
morning chores such as: eating breakfast, toothbrushing, reading her e-mails in
internet,& taking a bath. "Well, i thidk this outfit wihh (will) drive
hib chazy (crazy)" Momoko said to herself in the mirror.
After they have done their nonsense plan they went to McDonalds. "2 cheeseburgers,&
2 reg. fries please!" said Yousuke to the Cashier-woman. He handed the 500
yen to the cashier-woman proudly as if the money was his. "Mr., we have a
raffle here! whenever you bought here and the total of all the Mcfoods you bought
is more than 200 yen, you will have a free raffle ticket. So if you wanna join,
please write your name here on the raffle ticket. "Huh! we bought more
than 200 yen? ohh! yah! that's possible 'coz I am rich! ha! I am the one who
pay here so I will be the one to write in the raffle ticket. Momoko? Do you
have a pencil? it's because pencil is better that ballpen so it will be
neat!" Yousuke said. "Oh yaah! I wihh (will) get it id youh cah
(car)!". ...After Momoko got the pencil... "Hehe (here) is it hod(hon)..."
...After writing his name on the raffle ticket... "Where are we going to
sit, Momoko?" said Yousuke. "It's betteh to sit to whehe (where)
thehe (there) ahe (are) so mady (many) peophe!" said my dear Momoko. Then
Momoko sniffed to show that she really got colds. When Momoko and Yousuke are
already seated, Yousuke began to say, "Momoko, please don't get mad! it's
just!... it's just!... it's just!... it's just!... it's just!..." Yousuke
said. "Wehh (well), say it!!!!" Momoko said. "I broke your
pencil. I know it's cheap and... and... and... and... " Yousuke said but
stopped 'coz Momoko began to cry. "You bhoke (broke) by pedcih (pencil)?
Sob! Sob!" then she began to cry again. Yousuke embraced her tightly.
Momoko continued on crying. But because she got colds she sneezed and forgot to
cover her mouth so some salaiva were on his shirt. By the way, because they are
seated on the place where most people are, many people shrieked, and so is
Yousuke. Yousuke shrieked like a gay (you know!). Then Yousuke shouted.
"You ruined my favorite shirt! I hate you! I wanted to split with you!
Even before! It's because you don't have a brain! Not like me! Like a while
ago! Who suggested about the fetching-plan? Me!!! You are so dumb!!" said
Yousuke shouting in front of many people. "Me too! I hate you! We'll
sphit!" said Momoko while some tears are flowing from her eyes!. Then
Yousuke began rising his eyebrows, like he doesn't know what Momoko mean. The
he got the plastic cup he used a while ago, then he spat! "Why did I need
to do that for?" said Yousuke to Momoko in an I-don't get-it look. "I
didn't say we spit! I said we'll sphit! we'hh (we'll) bheak!" Momoko said
then she ran on the sidewalk, on the way to her house. Forgetting that the car
they used a while ago was hers!