The Mario Zone

by FinalMagus25

Here's a compilation of funny Mario stories, including a fake wedding, an insanely long hole with god knows what's in there, and other recipes for disaster. There will be Many, MANY characters, including characters from other universes. Spelling errors and references to TV shows/movies/games included. Also, these toons happen in separate, parallel worlds, which explains stuff.

1. The Fake Wedding

The Fake Wedding

An alarm clock sounded. It was 8 AM. Luigi and Joey Tribbiani (Friends) were standing over him, looking happy. Mario felt himself have a hangover.

Luigi: "Mario, your getting married!"

Mario: (surprised) "Really, I don't remember. Did I get drunk?"

Luigi quickly said "Yes, yes, you did." Luigi looked down.

Joey: "Let's go already. We need to get to Toadsworth's Church!"

Fifty minutes later...

They got to Mario's wedding to see many people, including Princess Peach, Bowser; the entire cast of Friends. Mario was all ready.

Luigi: "Mario, give a big old kiss to Freddy!"

Mario: "Ok I wi... wait what?"

Mario was confounded to see Freddy Fazbear, who stood in a wedding gown at the altar. Oh no.

Luigi: "And don't forget your best men!"

Mallio and Weegee were standing there. Mario looked terrified.

Mario: "W... Wha... What is this!?"

Joey: "And your long lost cousins."

Every single Internet Troll was sitting in the front rows near the altar. Music could be heard from nearby. (Here Comes the Groom...)

Mario: "What are they doin..."

Luigi: "And finally, your best friend."

Mario looked behind him. Samurai Jack was also standing at the altar.

Samurai Jack: "Congratulations Mario!"

Mario completely lost it.

Mario: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Everyone except Mario: "APRIL FOOLS!"
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The End

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