Ten Things Emmet Cullen Thinks While In A Pet Shop
1. WHOA! That dog has a huge sack!
2. I wonder what'll happen if I poke this parrot's eye?
3. Hmmmmm...What'll happen if I poke the cashier's eye?
4. Why do they keep the bunnies all bunched together like this?
5. Maybe I should free them! FREEDOM TO THE BUNNIES!!
6. I don't get why there's so many of them though.
7. The bunny parents probably score EVERY NIGHT!
8. Come to think of it, how DO they have sex? Maybe I'll ask the cashier...
9. Aw! Wook at that wittle kitten's face! It so cute, it reminds me of Rosalie.
10. Great! Now I want to see my Rosalie!
A/N: HAHA! I don't know if Emmet really is this random, but it makes him a whole lot funnier! Anyway, REVIEW! ...Or I'll eat your heart. O.O Just kidding! :