-Disclamer- I don't own Naruto… that's Kishimoto's job… blah blah blah…
Gambling Problem
"Believe It" or not, but around the time Naruto and Sasuke first started dating, Naruto had a real gambling problem. Thinking gambling to be a disgraceful pass-time, Sasuke decided to use his sharingan to break the blond of his addiction. After completely demolishing his uke in a game of poker, Sasuke found it hard for himself to stop. Naruto was broken of his gambling problem, but Sasuke was another story. About a month later, the Uchiha was taken into custody but Konoha's police force charged with 42 accounts of hustling, 37 cases of counting cards, and 17 slot machine riggings. He was convicted and forced to pay a 10,000 dollar fine, along with returning any unfairly won positions; some of these items included:
-Gaara: 1 gourd, 2,000lbs of sand, 5,000 dollars, and a subscription to "Seven Teen" magazine
-Neji: 13 Hallmark cards containing phrases about fate/destiny, 2,500 dollars, and 16 inches of Neji's hair
-Tenten: 12 kunai, 32 paper bombs, 24 shuriken, 5 scythes, 2 pairs of nun chucks, a rather large stick and a framed picture of Pein
-Lee: 7,000 dollars, about 200lbs worth of exercise equipment, 1 pair of eyebrows, and 1 half empty bottle of sake
-Kiba, 1 leash, 2 40lb bags of dog food, and Akamaru's adoption papers
-Kankuro: 3 jars of face paint, 1 very odd looking hat, 1,735 dollars and 92 cents, 1 iPod, and 3 puppets
-Tsunade: 35,000 dollars (15,000 of which belonged to Shizune), and Tonton
-Kakashi: 1,319 masks (and he never got to see Kakashi's face)
-Jiraya: 2 copies of "Ichi Ichi Paradise", 1 telescope, and 7 very explicit porn magazines
-Itachi: 2,000 dollars, 11 kunai, 1 Akatsuki ring, 1 white cane, and 1 pair of sunglasses
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay short… lol, but I drew a picture of Naruto losing all his clothes to Sasuke in a game of poker (of course Sasuke won, he's got sharingan) and wrote this out on the back, it made me crack up so bad I had to share it!! Hope it split your sides too XD