In the vast land of Critiquing, many critics of all kinds of medias sit about in their comfort zones, along with fellow views of whatever topic of the day is. For this day, A Friday to be more precise, where a craze, straight-blade wielding, body twitching, hater of bad grammar and spelling, and a very, very blunt, Fan-Fiction critic.

If by now you have no idea who this is, then sit back and listen of how she does her thing. Along with her partner in fellow rants, ArchangelAssassin. Nearing the end of a horrible fic, but don't let this writer tell you about it. Let's leave it to them.

How? If you are asking that, just open your ears and listen and you may just hear a distance sound of . . .

"What in the world did I just read!"

"Easy, FFC, put the blade down!"

Ah, there they are. Let's get-a going!