A stranger rode on a sea bear to a city in a desert looking place. He was yellow, shaped like a square, had holes in various places, and square pants. His name was Spongebob Squarepants. He began to sing.
Spongebob: Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place, where the evergreen seahorse roam. Where it's flat, and immense, and the heat is intense, it's barbaric, but hey! It's home. When the wind's from the east, and the sun's from the west, and the sand and the glass is right, come on down, stop on by, hop a gummi ship and fly, to another Mixture night!
When the Spongebob crosses over the sand, he could see a huge palace with domes over their heads. He also sees lots of street performers everywhere.
Spongebob: Mixture nights! Like Mixture days! More often than not, are hotter than hot, in a good king of way! Mixture nights! 'Neath Mixture moons, a fool off his guard, could fall and fall hard out there on the dunes.
Spongebob slid off the tired seahorse and looked toward the camera. "Ah! Hi there everyone. Please come closer if you don't mind." However, the camera ended up crushing his face. "Too close! A little further!" The camera got off, but ended up ripping off his skin, showing his organs. He put his skin back on quickly.
"Welcome to Mixrabah. A place full of mysteries, enchantments-," Suddenly Spongebob whipped out a shop with random artifacts and a sign in front that said "Sale." "And the greatest merchandise near Pallet town on sale today! Come on down." He giggled.
"Check this out. A coffee maker and Krabby patty maker! It won't break." Unfortunately, when Spongebob banged it against the counter, the top part came off. Spongebob got a flat look on his face.
"It broke."
The camera started to move away. "Wait a second!" Spongebob pleaded.
"I guess you guys are only after rare things, than I should give you this." On "this", he held out a pokeball with a lightning bolt on it.
"Now I know this may seem bland, but like many things it is not what's outside, but inside that counts." The camera started moving away again.
"This is no ordinary Pokeball!" Spongebob assured. "It once changed the life of a young man. A young man, who, like this lamp, is more than he seems… A diamond in the rough." He explained.
"Would you like to here the story?" He asked with an eager look on his face. "It begins with a dark night. Where a dark man waits, with a dark purpose."
On top of a hill, a dark figure stood there, waiting for someone, the figure's name was Darkrai. On his shoulder was a Chatot. Another figure came up, his name was Pete.
"You are late." Darkrai said in a sinister voice.
"Very sorry great dark one." Pete said. "Do you have it?" Darkrai asked.
"Well I had to pummel a few people but I got it." Pete said as he held up a piece of something. Darkrai held out his hand, expecting Pete to give it to him. Pete took it back.
"Hold on a sec wise guy. First I get my treasure-," The Chatot on Darkrai's shoulder grabbed the piece from Pete's hand. Darkrai picked it up using physic.
"Trust me, my fat friend. You'll get what's coming to you." He assured. "What's coming to you! Squawk!" The Chatot mimicked. Darkrai took out another piece, and the two pieces fit together to make a crystal star. It zipped off to somewhere. "Quick! Follow the trail!" Darkrai ordered.
The two chased the Crystal star as fast as they could until it split again and inserted itself into a hill. An earthquake started to form and a behemoth stood before them, made completely from sand. It opened it's mouth, revealing a cave.
"At last, after all my years of searching, the cave of wonders!" Darkrai said in awe. "Cave of wonders! Squawk!" Chatot mimicked. Darkrai turned to Pete and used physic to bring him to him.
"Now, bring me the Pokeball." He ordered. "The rest of the treasure is yours, but the Pokeball is mine." Pete nodded and headed toward the cave. When he wasn't looking, Chatot whispered to Darkrai, "Where did you dig this bozo up?". Darkrai motioned him to be quiet.
Pete went near the cave and almost entered, but then the behemoth roared in deep, gravelly voice, "Who disturbs my slumber?" Pete shook. "I-it is I, Pete, a thief of Mixrabah."
"Know this." The behemoth said. "Only one may enter here. One who's worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough." It said. "Go on already." Darkrai urged Pete impatiently. As soon as Pete took his first step, the behemoth roared and closed its mouth on him.
"Nooooo!" Darkrai cried. "Seek the oath, the diamond in the rough." The behemoth ordered. Chatot got out of the sand, coughing it out. "I don't believe it! I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get that stupid Pokeball." He said, giving up.
"Patience Chatot. Pete was obviously less than worthy." Darkrai stated. "Oh, there's a big surprise. I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from not surprise. What are we gonna do? We've got a big problem here, a big-," Darkrai clamped his beak shut.
"Yes. Only one may enter. We must find this one, this diamond in the rough."