A filk to Blake Shelton's Playboys of the Southwestern World, in Ron's POV
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Playboys of the Wizarding World
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This is a song
About best friends
Harry
Was a boy I knew
Since he was eleven
And I was, too
Grew up two different worlds
Away from me
The only two bad apples
With help from Hermione
Kind of ripened and rotted
In our puberty
Two kindred spirits bound by destiny
Well now I was smart
But I lacked ambition
Harry was wild
With no inhibition
Was about like mixin
Fire and gasoline
(And he'd say)
Hey Ronny Boy
Let's go down to Muggle Town
Chase senoritas
Drink ourselves silly
Show them Muggle girls
A couple of wizarding willies
Got a pocket full of cash
And that old broom stick
A shruken head hangin
From the tail for luck
Said don't you know
All those little
Muggle girls
Want playboys of the wizarding world
Long around
Our seventh year
We found two broom sticks
The hell out of here
Got some good jobs
To some small partIn the Ministry
Learned to drink Butterbeer
Til the dawns early light
Eat beans, Bertie Bott's
And throw up all night
And tell those daddy's girls
We were majoring in flying
Ah but my
Favorite memory
At school that fall
Was the night Harry
Came runnin down the hall
Wearin nothin
But mismatched socks
And the Sorting Hat-o
(And he was yellin)
Hey Ronny Boy
Let's go down to Muggle Town
Chase senoritas
Drink ourselves silly
Show them Muggle girls
A couple of wizarding willies
Got a pocket full of cash
And that old broom stick
A shruken head hangin
From the tail for luck
Said don't you know
All those little
Muggle girls
Want playboys of the wizarding world
And I said
We had a little
Change in plans
Like when George and Hermione
Got busted in the can
And I said
We got waylaid
When we laid foot
On Muggle soil
See the boarder guard
With the Fu Manchu mustacheKind of stumbled on Harry's
Pocket full of Wizarding cash
He said
Doin a little funny business
In the Muggle World, kiddos
But all I could think about
Was savin my own tail
When he mentioned ten years
In a Muggle jail
So I pointed to Harry and said
It's all his now please let me go
Well it was your idea genius
I was just layin there in bed
When you said
Hey Ronny Boy
Let's go down to Muggle Town
Chase senoritas
Drink ourselves silly
Show them Muggle girls
A couple of wizarding willies
Got a pocket full of cash
And that old broom stick
A shruken head hangin
From the tail for luck
Said don't you know
All those little
Muggle girls
Want playboys of the wizarding world
Ah we're still best friends
Temporary cell mates
A/N: Just something short and sweet I did in my spare time. Tell me what you think!