The Layers Of Sherk
Written in 200 B.N.B (before nice boulder)
The layers of Sherk give us meaning in our lives, completely devoid of our own layers.
The first, the layer of the ogre. This layer is defined as the crust, or the shell. On the outside, he looks horrible, ogrerish. Once you break through the first layer, you find the second. The layer of the Onion. This layer is known to make grown men cry and beg for their own mothers. The third layer is Acceptance. This layer teaches us that, if a person had worked this hard to break through the first two layers, we should only then accept them as worthy of our patience and time.
The fourth layer, or the layer of Friendship, is the layer that is shown after the third layer is broken. This is a sign of affection for this person.
The fifth is compassion. Again, a deeper understanding of friendship.
The sixth layer is, again, a further sign of trust; the Love layer. This layer is so deep within a persons trust field that it is almost impossible to leave without hurting both parties.
The seventh, eighth and ninth layers are the Rejection Layers. These layers cause an enormous amount of self doubt between both parties. The layered person seems mean, confused, even repulsed by the other person. The layered person thinks of the other as almost too pushy, and tries to back away from them
The tenth layer is the layer of Acceptance. When both parties accept one another love
And the eleventh is the layer of Dokney, where you both glorify Sherk together in everlasting harmony
These are the layers of each and every one of us
Praise be unto Sherk in all his Onioneyness, amen