I don't own the anime or anything else. (disclaimer)

this fanfiction will be dedicated to what might have happened on Vonnie, before, and during the anime.

Folken's woe:

The ship Vonnie was like all Zabach ships, it was a rock that seemed to contradict the laws of physics just by existing. Only Lord Folken knew how it worked, the key was not to tell anyone else how a contradiction rock worked. Folken relied on the other of the ship to say and think.

"This rock can't fly."

"This rock crap of a ship isn't fast enough."

It was like the rock actually liked contradicting people. If rocks were alive, Folken sighed thinking about Vonnie gave him headaches. He remembered the ship Dulper which had promptly fallen out of the sky when the sorcerer announced how the rock worked. The similar thing happened when Lord Dilandau had decided to try fling Vonnie, Dilandau must have come to the realization that Vonnie could indeed fly, sending them hurtling towards the ground. If it hadn't been for Chesta screaming that they were going to die, and they were falling. Needless to say Chesta's panic attack was contagious and soon all the dragon slayers were running about screaming. The rock happily contradicted them and started to hover, not before it decimated a small farm with the sonic boom.

Folken had the rock land as he and the dragon slayers inspected the damage. There was one survivor which Lord Dilandau made into an unofficial dragon slayer. Lord Folken just watched seeing the predatory glance Dilandau gave the farm boy was unsettling. Dilandau announced that if the farm boy was ever to tell anyone what happened today he would feed him to a dragon.

Needless to say the farm boy peed himself and nodded. He followed the dragon slayers into the ship like a lost puppy, giving a last glance at the farm; before entering the contradiction rock.

Lord Folken moved to his window and gazed out a the bluish sky, the week before Vonnie left port had been quite interesting Zanzab a fellow sorcerer who thought Folken should lick his boots had been attacked by a prisoner in public. The prisoner had punched in Zanzab's nose; it was a rather large target. The best thing was that nobody helped Zanzab in capturing the female prisoner, everyone was laughing at the man. Zanzab had curled up in a dark corner away from the ports to lick his wounds; well that was the rumor anyway.

"Folken!"

Folken sighed it was the hotheaded young Dilandau who refused to address him properly Dilandau had come in to most likely vent about the new orders. He unlocked the door and let raging albino in. Before he could say 'what is it Dilandau?' Dilandau started his tirade the moment he stepped through the threshold.

"Why can't I burn Fanel to the ground?!" Dilandau threw a table against the wall. The table had the gall to look at Dilandau wrong, so it suffered the consequences.

Folken stood there not really listening with his cloak wrapped tightly around him. Lord Dilandau was a closet case if Folken had ever seen one. He did see a lot of them too; the majority of the dragon slayers were shagging all the time, in closets, gumelef cockpits (the name cock was there so it must be a good place for sex), heck even in the hallways. Same went for the foot soldiers but they were even worse, they were so bad that Folken refused to go down to their barracks, the whole place smelled of expired sex, and urine.

"Are you listening?!" Dilandau barks.

"Yes Dilandau…" Folken says in his dry voice while continuing the vacant gaze as he tries to listen to the rant out of desperation because there was nothing else to do.

"The new boy is a Flamer!" Dilandau finishes.

For one of the biggest closets case in Zabach; Dilandou was extremely homophobic, and yet he never caught on that Volie was the fairy of Vonnie. Life sometimes works like contradiction rock.

"Move him into Volie's room then."

Dilandau seemed sated with that advice and left of course he slammed the door. Leaving Folken in the wrecked room Folken sighed inwardly it was a miracle that Vonnie was still intact; but it was a contradiction rock. He started on some mundane paper work that had to do with the farm. Not even five minutes later the door opened, Folken looked up to see Gatti, who saluted before giving his message.

"Lord Dilandau needs your help." Gatti said in an official manner before running out of the room clutching his behind.

Folken paused he knew it was most likely a prank to get him out of his room. So they could steal his stuff again. However Folken got up just incase Dilandau did need his help, invoking the wrath of the albino was not a good career choice, if one wanted to keep there appendages burn free.

It was a prank; Gatti brought Folken to the mess hall and had tried to lock him inside, the attempt failed because you can't lock the mess hall doors. Gatti had then tried to distract Folken on his stalk back to his room, tried because Folken had run him over several times.

Gatti had left his side as soon as he arrived at his door. Folken messaged his temple his room was in more disarray then when he left it. Some of his clothes were missing, magical trinkets stolen, he checked his bed. Sighing in relief that it hadn't been tampered no worms or dirt

(where had they gotten the worms?) with Folken went about tiding his room. He dearly wished that they were given something to do or the pranks might escalate as they often did during long periods of nothing to do not that Diladau reprimanded them, in fact he egged them on and offer small rewards for the best prank.

Perhaps he should land Vonnie and let the slayers destroy the country side, as long as they stayed out of his hair, Folken was all for the slayer taking down a small town. Such callousness only evolved when intelligent people were forced to endure the stupid people's antic during war time or any other time for that matter. Sighing folken looked up at the rock and with all the belief he could muster announced to the rock.

"I lord Folken find that this rock could not possibly find a small town in the country side and possibly land near it." Folken felt the rock shift it's direction he smiled bitterly before he prepared himself for a nap.

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