DISCLAIMER: I do not own Baka to Test; I also do not own Gintama (should any references appear). This chapter has been rewritten as of 3/23/2014. By the way, there are more than 1,200 more words now. So yeah, reread it even if you have read it before.

"Hideyoshi, you got a girlfriend!?"

"Does she know you're a guy?"

"Yes, she does."

"That's great, Hideyoshi! Introduce her to us sometime."

"Nooo! Hideyoshi, why did you choose her over me!?"

"W-we're both guys, Akihisa..."

"Hideyoshi."

"Kouta?"

"Be careful."

"What? You got a girlfriend...? Somebody actually wants to go out with you? A girl!?"

"Yes, that's right, sis."

"..."

"Sis?"

"Bring her over here."

"What for?"

"I want to make sure she isn't someone you shouldn't be going out with."

"S-sis... you're not Father..."

"Shut up and just bring her over."

"See, she's a good person."

"Something feels off about her."

"Eh? What do you mean?"

"Hideyoshi, where are you going?"

"I... I have a date with Saki..."

"..."

"Sis? Is something wrong?"

"Just... be careful..."

"Sis?"

"Hideyoshi, if you're uncertain of something, just... trust in me, alright?"

"What do you mean?"

"Just be back before 10:00. If you're not, I'm not letting you go out on a date again."

"Sis... you're not Father..."

"Get going already!"

"I really enjoyed the movie, Hideyoshi. It was so touching!" Hideyoshi's girlfriend, a girl a little taller than him named Saki, told him as she wrapped her arm around his, making the brunette blush a little. They've been dating for a little over two weeks now, and this is the first time they had gone out so late at night together; it was already almost 9:00. Speaking of the time, he had to get home before 10:00 or his sister would get on to him.

"Yeah, the ending really turned out great with how everyone was reunited after facing so many hardships." Hideyoshi said happily, a smile upon his face as he spoke to her. Looking down at the watch that his sister had brought him before his first date with Saki, he saw that it was about time for him to head back. "Sorry, Saki. I better get going now or aneue will lecture me."

Her smile didn't falter. "I'll walk you home then; but, hey, my apartment is on the way to your house. I have a present there that I kind of forgot to bring... silly me. Is it alright if we stop by there first, Hideyoshi?" She looked into his eyes with her own eyes that matched the dark-blue sky.

Seeing that he still had a little over an hour left to get back home, Hideyoshi believed that he would have enough time to stop by her apartment if it was only to receive a present. "Yeah, I suppose that won't take too long." As he said that, he wondered just what Saki had gotten him.

Saki smiled brightly, happiness radiating off of her. "Follow me, then!" She exclaimed, cheerfully leading Hideyoshi down the street and towards her apartment, her long black hair swaying in the gentle breeze.

About twenty minutes of walking later, they finally arrived at the apartment building. Saki lead the way up the stairs instead of them taking the elevator, she saying that it would be quicker this way. When they reached her floor, it was only a short walk to the door of her apartment. She opened it, stepping inside and looking back at Hideyoshi. "Come on in, Hideyoshi, you're welcomed here." She told him, giving him a reassuring smile.

"Is that alright?" Hideyoshi asked, feeling just a tad bit of nervousness as he walked inside. As he slipped off his shoes, he called out to her family, hoping they wouldn't mind him being here. "Sorry for intruding!"

"Oh, don't worry. My parents aren't home tonight." Saki told him, her head suddenly popping out of a doorway.
"Eh?" Hideyoshi blinked, his voice going low. "Then, that means..." With that, he realized he was alone with a girl in her home.
"Yeah, we're all alone."

"Something feels off about her."

"Then, I shouldn't intrude for long..." Hideyoshi softly said, taking a glance back at the closed door behind him. He didn't know why, but his sister's words were coming back to him. But surely it was only his imagination... right?

Saki took his hand, her eyes shining brighter than usual. "Come on Hideyoshi, I left it in my room." She told him, leading him over to a door she quickly opened, excitement washing over her.

"Y-your room?"
"Yeah!"

"Eh? What do you mean?"

Once they were inside her room, Saki let go of his hand, taking a few steps back and allowing him to fully see her room. "How do you like it?" She asked him, taking the time that he was distracted by looking around to close her door quietly and without being noticed.

"It looks really organized and clean; and the posters that you have up add to it's appeal, however..." He said, taking another look, "I don't see anything resembling a present..." Maybe she was just keeping it inside something?

"About that... I sorta lied..." Saki innocently stated, giving off a guilty smile as her hands locked the door behind her, Hideyoshi never catching the small 'click' she had managed to conceal.

Hideyoshi was a little confused now, wondering why she would lie about that. "What do you mean?" He asked her as he turned around to face her, the nervous feeling inside of him growing when he caught sight of the closed door.

"I'm saying, there's more to her than she's showing."

Saki placed a finger against her cheek, slowly scratching it. "Well, the present isn't really for you... it's more for me..." The innocence in her eyes faded away, revealing a more determined glow in them, "but I'm sure you'll enjoy it too." Without warning, she closed the distance between them within a moment, easily pushing him down onto her bed before he could react. Her face was only centimeters away from his own. "Hideyoshi, let's do it."

One of her hands was already at his shirt, pulling both it and his undershirt up while the other hand started undoing his shorts. She was starting to- no, she is scaring him. "Wh-what do you mean?" He asked, fright and nervousness in his voice as he slowly started to realize what was going on.

Her lips moved above his ear, the girl whispering into softly into it. "Let's have sex, Hideyoshi..." His shorts were undone, Saki pulling his shirt up to his chest and revealing his midriff. She placed her hand against his bare skin, starting to slide it up underneath his shirt and to his chest.

"N-no..." Hideyoshi softly said, his arms going to her own to prevent her from going any farther. He didn't want any of this; he's waiting until he is married until he has sex with the one he truly loves... just like his sister.

Saki stopped, her lips moving away from his ear so that her eyes could make direct eye contact with his own. "You... don't want to have sex with me?" She asked, her eyes taking a hurt look in them. "But... Hideyoshi... don't you like me? Am I not your girlfriend...?" She asked softly, her eyes starting to water.

But Hideyoshi could finally recognize it; he could clearly see it... after all, he is an actor too.

Her expressions: her hurt, her sadness, her innocence - he could finally see that it is all fake.

"Saki..." He began, whispering. "I do like you... but... not like this... it's only been two weeks..." Hideyoshi softly said, hoping to gently reject her so that she wouldn't try anything more.

"I see..." The tone her voice had made his eyes go wide, an almost overwhelming fright coming over him. He had never heard her use such a tone before; and the look she was giving him now... it was like that of a predator's. Saki wasn't smiling anymore, and her eyes were dead-serious. "So that's how it'll be." Without anymore holding back on her part, Saki's right hand went up underneath his shirt, coming into contact with his chest as her other hand pulled his shorts down to his thighs and moved to his underwear.

"S-stop it, S-Saki!" Hideyoshi whimpered, his own eyes starting to water. Why is she doing this to him...? What happened to her... this isn't the Saki he remembers...

"I'm not going to stop, Hideyoshi, this is what I'm here for. So, I'll just go ahead and take you all for myself... whether you want it or not, because I do want it. I've been waiting so long for this... for you..." She started groping him, smiling at his reactions that were just like that of a girl's if not even... better.

"Why... why are you-" Hideyoshi gasped, his body reacting to her touch against his will. When he managed to continue, his voice was filled with subdued, little gasps. "d-doing th-this...!" He asked her, his question ending in a louder gasp as he pressed his legs together.

Saki smiled at his reactions, lust in her eyes as she withdrew both hands and pulled off her shirt, undoing her bra and throwing it off to the side, revealing her breasts. Hideyoshi didn't look at them, already having turned his head away as soon as she had started pulling off her shirt. "Isn't it obvious, Hideyoshi? I love guys like you, guys who look exactly like girls..." Her hands went up underneath her skirt, pulling her panties off. "Their bodies turn me on, Hideyoshi... just like yours is doing right now."

Tears streamed down his face, his breathing rapid as her hands moved down to his underwear. He didn't want this, not at all! This is something you're supposed to do with your spouse; something special to only be shared between two people who truly love and trust each other with all of their heart! "I'll... I'll scream..." He muttered through his tears.

"Really?" Saki asked him as she pulled his underwear down. "Listen, Hideyoshi, I'm a girl... a weak, fragile girl. And you? Well, I'm not sure if I can really call you a boy... but you do have one of these things. So, tell me, do you really think that they'd believe that a weak girl was raping a guy? You have no way out of this. If you scream, I'll just act like I'm the one getting raped and you'll spend the rest of your life in prison." She looked at his face, smirking at him.

Hideyoshi's eyes fully widened. Saki is right... there's no way anyone would believe that... that a guy was getting r-raped by a g-girl. I would be the one... who would be convicted; I would be the one who'd go to prison... and she would be completely... untouched... The tears kept coming as he closed his eyes.

"So you finally realize it..." Saki smiled at him, a look of victory in her eyes as she moved her hands down to his crotch. "That's right, Hideyoshi, you're completely at my mercy tonight..." One of her hands went to her own crotch; her body was just burning up with excitement... and she couldn't wait until she could get Hideyoshi's own body ready for her.

Then, right then, Hideyoshi heard his sister's voice in his head.

"Hideyoshi, if you're uncertain of something, just... trust in me, alright?"

That's right... even if no one else believes him; even if he is convicted of something he didn't do... his sister would rescue him, no matter what. Even... even if she had to make the entire world her enemy... she would... save him.

"N-no," Hideyoshi muttered, drawing his legs up as one hand went to cover his crotch and the other cover his chest, "I-I won't let you do this to me!"

"So you're just going to-"

He screamed.

Fumizuki Police Officer Akiyama Kyo was walking down the halls of an apartment complex after having returned a lost cat to its rightful owner. Personally, Akiyama thought such a thing would be better suited for the fire department to do since they're usually the ones portrayed as dealing with cats; but no, instead it is the police department who had to deal with cats. He had shared this point of view of his with the chief of the fire department, but the middle-aged man had simply told him that he was just jealous of their coffee and donuts and had hung up right after that.

Akiyama suddenly stopped, hearing a scream come from a nearby apartment. Without hesitating, he rushed over to the apartment he had heard it from and tried the door, finding that it was unlocked. As a resident came out of his room to see what the scream had been, Akiyama hurried inside to try and find out what was going on.

"So, this is what you choose..." Saki muttered, disappointment heavy in her voice. She sighed as Hideyoshi covered his eyes, tears running down them like waterfalls. Before Saki could do anything else, banging was heard up against her bedroom door. Acting quickly, she turned Hideyoshi onto his back and tore his arms away from his face as she pressed her body against his.

"Please! Help me!" She screamed out in a frightened voice, continuing on. "H-he's trying to rape me!" As she yelled that, fake tears fell down her face.

When he heard those words, Akiyama withdrew his pistol. "I'm coming in!" He shouted, raising his leg and putting his entire force and strength into one kick. The door didn't stand a chance, easily falling down onto the floor as he stormed inside and leveled his sidearm. He took the entire situation in in a glance, immediately coming to a decision. "FREEZE!"

9:59:32: Yuuko sat on her couch, reading her newest boys-love manga, fully dressed instead of in her pajamas.

9:59:48: She turned the page, flipping it over as it got to a romantic scene.

9:59:58: Her face begin to redden as she focused in on the action taking place.

9:59:59: She began to turn the page, her face growing redder as she caught her first glimpses of the next part of the scene.

10:00:00: "Where the hell is he!" She suddenly exclaimed loudly and violently, throwing the manga up against the wall. "I'm going to-"

The home phone started to ring, and before it could even get a chance to continue, Yuuko was already picking it up and bringing it to her ear. "Hello?" She asked, her voice level and calm.

"Kinoshita Yuuko?"
"This is her."
"Kinoshita Hideyoshi is your brother, correct?"
Her hand gripped the telephone harder, a crack forming along it. "Correct."

"He's down here at the police station concerning an incident between him and a girl..." The person on the other end took a deep breath before continuing, "Yuuko,"

The next words that he said resulted in the complete and utter shattering of the telephone.

Akiyama blinked, a puzzled look on his face when the phone suddenly, without warning, went dead instantly after he had told her the situation. He hung it up, wondering what he should do now. Before he could come up with anything, two middle-aged adults approached him, both looking in some way similar to Fukui Saki.

"O-Officer, is it true!?" The man exclaimed, slamming his fist down on the desk. His facial expression was a mix of anger, confusion, and shock. "Bring me the guy who did this!" He shouted, his fists shaking.

The woman stood off to the side, wiping away tears with a handkerchief. "M-my Saki-chan... who would do such a thing..." She broke down, covering her eyes with the cloth as she cried.

As a police officer, one has to deal with a lot of different, and hard, situations; and this is the hardest one Akiyama has come across to dealing with. "Mr. Fukui, Mrs. Fukui... I-I'm afraid your mistaken... y-your daughter, w-well..." He gulped.

"Spit it out, damn it!" Mr. Fukui shouted, slamming his fist once more down onto the desk, causing a pencil to bounce up before safely landing back down on top of the metal desk.

Akiyama took a deep breath. "She... she's the one who is accused of rape..."

Mr. Fukui froze, his deadly cold gaze frightening Akiyama as he saw the rage bellowing up in them; Mrs. Fukui's own was filled with disbelief and pure, and utter, shock... and more disbelief. After a moment of choked silence, Mr. Fukui was ready to shout. "Wh-what do you think you're saying! Such a thing is utterly impossible! How can a girl, much less my own DAUGHTER, rape a GUY!"

"N-no! Saki-chan would never do something like this! She wouldn't!" Mrs. Fukui cried, waterfalls flowing from her eyes.

Mr. Fukui leaned forward, scaring Akiyama. "Who is this guy? Let me guess, some bigshot, right? A yakuza's son? The son of some big and bad COMPANY CEO! Oh wait, maybe he's the BLOODY SHOGUN'S HEIR! You're accusing my dear daughter of rape to protect him, aren't you, because he's oh so IMPORTANT! What is this!? Some government conspiracy or coverup!" The man was venting off numerous fumes.

"Listen to me, he's not the rapist!" Akiyama sternly told the man, only to have his shirt stretched out as the parent grabbed him and pulled Akiyama towards him.

"You listen to me, blondie, bring me the guy who did this. I'm going to teach him the MEANING OF PAIN, OF SUFFERING, OF REMORSE, AND MOST CERTAINLY OF REGRET! And some more PAIN, you know?"
"S-Saki...!" The woman cried out, falling down onto her knees.
"I want the bastard who had the nerve to put his filthy, grubby hands on our-"

A flash of movement happened beside Mr. Fukui, something slamming down onto Akiyama's desk in an instant and turning it into nothing but fragments. Looking up at what had caused the utter obliteration of his desk, he saw a brunette whose look in her emerald eyes made Mr. Fukui look like the furriest, fluffiest, and sweetest bunny ever.

"Are you accusing my dearest brother of raping your shitty daughter, you disgusting piece of shit?"

All Akiyama could do as a young, yet experienced police officer whose been in the very thick of firefights before was to cower with his back against the wall, fumbling as he dialed the number for an ambulance. What he was seeing in front of him put even the best of horror movies to utter shame.

Yuuko opened the door quickly, her eyes scanning the room for her brother; she caught sight of him in an instant. He was sitting against the wall, his entire body trembling as he pressed his legs against his chest, his arms wrapped protectively around them. "Hideyoshi?" She breathed his name, her brother looking up and revealing his red eyes that still streamed with tears.

"S-sister!" Hideyoshi launched himself off the wall, slamming into her embrace as he wrapped his arms around her, breaking out anew with tears on her shoulder. She protectively held him in her arms, pressing him tightly against her.

"It's alright now, Hideyoshi... I'm here..." Her own eyes started to get watery, a tear running down her cheek as she listened to his sobbing. "I'm here... my dearest Hideyoshi..."