The Serpent Sorcerer Not!

by T. Kareon

A Spin-off of The Serpent Sorcerer. After his reputation becomes to troublesome, Kabuto decides to go to a place where no one's heard of him. Where his past is erased and he can do whatever he wants, before he decides to go to his homeland. (Naruto* Soul Eater* Harry Potter Crossover) Kabuto is Harry. Grey Kabuto. KabutoxGorgonFamilyHarem(Medusa, Arachne, Shaula, Fem-Crona)

1. Chapter 1

I don't own Naruto, Harry Potter or Soul Eater

Kabuto sighed, as he pushed his glasses up and leaned his head back against the chair. He heard the echoey sound of metal clanking bouncing off the room he was in. Under him, sat a coiled white snake at was at his feet. In his hands was a black box that had the letter 'Y' engraved on the top.

"…It's been almost been two years…" Kabuto commented quietly.

The past few years weren't kind to the dark medic. After waking up in the middle of a destroyed town with no memory of his past, he was found by a Nun and healed. She took him to an orphanage, where she gave him his name and his glasses.

Things escalated as she taught him medical Ninjutsu. He was subsequently tricked into joining the Root, so the woman he saw as a mother didn't have to. Then he accidentally killed his mother, without her even knowing who he was.

Kabuto looked down, as he rubbed his finger over the 'Y' engraving. After he killed his mother by accident, he was lost and confused. Orochimaru took advantage of that. For the next few years he would work by the Sannin's side. He would continue to search and learn, so he could discover who he really was.

Orochimaru of course obsessed about the Sharingan. Kabuto choose another route. He chose to study the Swift and Crystal release along with the Dead Bone Pulse. Everything seemed to be smooth sailing. He was able to master the Wind, Lightning and Earth elements, along with gaining an understanding in the Yin. He was able to even re-create the Swift Release.

But all good things came to a stop when he saved a girl who could use the Crystal Release. He naturally brought her back to the Sound, not to Orochimaru. But, so he could study her abilities. Guren was more or less mesmerized with Orochimaru's power. She left him and joined with Orochimaru and became his pawn. That ruined his chances of re-creating the Crystal Release, along with the fact that Guren, someone he related to left him. It caused the medic to become more introverted than he was since his mother died.

After that things seemed to be getting better. Kabuto saved the unstable jinchūriki from Suna. He formed a bond with the lonely girl, and he felt a lot better. He was sent to Konoha as a spy for the Chuunin Exams and the Invasion. Almost everything ran by smoothly. In the forest of Death Kabuto saved a Red-headed Uzumaki from a bear attack and seemed to form a friendship.

When the Invasion failed, with Orochimaru being wounded, he and the Sannin went to look from Tsunade. Things happened, words were said and deadly blows were dealt. Which resulted in Orochimaru and himself retreating, something Kabuto noticed happened a lot.

Shortly after that it was Sasuke's defection from Konoha. Things seem to be going good. Kabuto was able to dissect and study Kimimaro's corpse along with clone Naruto's brain and get his DNA. It was fairly easy for him to re-create the Dead Bone Pulse after that. But things seemed to go downhill for him. When he used Naruto's DNA and brain to clone the blond, the clone came out a female.

For the first several months Sasuke was training with Orochimaru. Kabuto spent with the clone named Yang. While she was a clone of Naruto, she was an entity in her own right. She might have shared some similarities, but she was entirely different. In those few months Kabuto could proudly say he fell in love with the female clone of the person he despised. But the running theme he seemed to have, of all good things coming to an end.

Kabuto scowled, as he held black box tighter. After a few months her body began to deteriorate. She began to degenerate from metabolic instability. Her body began to form biological defects. Something even he couldn't fix. Kabuto salved for hours, days, and weeks on end. But eventually her condition got to the point where her brain was starting to deteriorate. So in the middle of the night, when Yang was out of it, Kabuto injected her with a toxin that would kill her painlessly.

Moisture began to form around Kabuto's eyes, as he remembered. 'It would seem…everyone I love, I end up killing…' He thought morbidly, before the sound of clanking metal echoed again.

Kabuto glanced up. On the wall in front of him, was a metallic looking spider that was composed of hundreds of small metal blocks. After Yang's passing, and with Orochimaru obsessing over Sasuke, Kabuto was entirely alone. 'So I made you…to stave of my loneliness…' He thought as he looked at the robotic spiders. He made beings that were capable of reproducing themselves indefinitely, by consuming all available resources, to create more of themselves. He could say that they were his second greatest creation.

And again the running theme he had, played its part. When he was done creating the Replicators after he perfected them. Something in Suna took place. Gaia, the jinchūriki of Suna was captured by the Akatsuki. Of course Kabuto went to save her, under a disguise. He went to Suna, only to find the Konoha Shinobi there. Kabuto left them behind and searched for Gaia, until he ran into two Akatsuki members, Sasori and Deidara. The Konoha Nin arrived and helped Kabuto fight the Akatsuki members. Something that wasn't needed, Kabuto could have held them off. But, the Konoha Nin didn't take the opening to save Gaia, no they attacked the Akatsuki. They left Gaia, so they could 'Find Sasuke' hoping the Akatsuki would tell them where Orochimaru was.

Kabuto drummed his fingers against the black box, as he remembered. Konoha let Gaia die, to feed their self-entitled need to find Sasuke. Three people he loved, three people who validated his existence. Nonō Yakushi his mother, Yang the girl he loved, and Gaia the girl that he helped and the one that helped him through loneliness.

All that pain…that is what broke the barriers in his mind. And he remembered…Everything. He knew who he was. He was forsaken by his parents, Lily and James Potter. He was from another world and his actual name was Harry Potter. He was born in the middle of a war that was between his parents and a Dark Wizard. Because he was born during such a bad time, some people died to protect him, which earned resentment from his parents. Eventually another kid was born, Kabuto's younger brother.

But the Dark Wizard eventually confronted his parents, along with trying to kill Kabuto's younger brother. Voldemort did send a Killing Curse at Kabuto's brother, but somehow the curse was deflected off the baby and hit Kabuto, who was about four at the time. The Curse hit him square in the chest and turned the boy's hair grey.

Kabuto rubbed his chest slightly, before he stood up. Causing the White snake to hiss as it reared its head up. "It's alright, Ouroboros." The dark medic informed, as he put the black box on the table near him.

The White snake slithered towards Kabuto, as it coiled around his leg and up his body. Until its serpent head loomed over the teen's shoulder. Kabuto just reach up and rubbed under its chin. "You're curious, aren't you?" He asked out loud, before the snake hissed in a language only Kabuto seemed to understand.

"You weren't around when I made them, so it does stand to reason why you don't know them." Kabuto informed, before Ouroboros hissed again. "Yes, they were for her." He admitted, as he looked down sadly, only for the snake to brush up against the medic's face.

"I know she wouldn't want me moping around like an angst teenager…or like Sasuke." Kabuto said with a sigh, before he opened the box. "I made these for Yang, for when she finished her training." He stated, as he held up two yellow and black bracelets. "It was supposed to help channel her unique Chakra composition in a more…productive way." He said dryly, remembering some of the accidents Yang had, when she bunt down several walls with her flame-like Chakra.

Kabuto looked at the bracelets sadly, before he looked down. He glanced up again and narrowed his eyes as he put the bracelets on. He clenched his fists, before the bracelets spread out and covered his hands and forearms as gauntlets.

The golden colored gauntlets receded back to their bracelet form, as the medic glanced around the room. "Yang's dreams…They were simple, they were pure. She wanted to see the world, to experience adventures. She wanted to see my dream become accomplished, she wanted to see me…become myself." Kabuto said quietly to himself. "…And she wanted Naruto dead." He added darkly.

"I will not allow those dreams to become just…memories. I will bring them into reality, for her sake." Kabuto declared.

Ouroboros coiled around the medic, as it looked around. Kabuto closed his eyes before he looked down at the palms of his hands. On his palms were several Sigils tattooed into his skin, along with several Sigils on the backs of his hands and under his wrist.

When he remembered everything about himself, he remembered everything. When Voldemort tried to kill his brother with the Killing Curse, a fragment of the man's soul embedded itself into Kabuto. With the medic assimilating the fragment into his being, this gave Kabuto all of Voldemorts knowledge. Of course Kabuto had to force himself, to ignore the racist things and the delusions of grandeur that were inside the Dark wizard's head.

Kabuto also disregarded some of the more useless things. But with his mind open to the supernatural, his studies shifted. He used to be interested in Bloodlines, but now he was interested in something everyone had, something everything could use. Their souls, he was interested in people's Souls.

"People underestimate what's inside them…" Kabuto muttered. "Souls are…People throw their lives away or put themselves on the line, assuming that whatever they do. It won't affect then, because they can be healed. But the Soul is not a rubber ball. It's vulnerable, impermanent, but stronger than anyone can comprehend and more valuable than they can imagine." He commented, as he looked at his palms.

Out of all the Magics he learned from Voldemort, the ones that dealt with the Souls, were the ones that interested him. It was no secret that Kabuto didn't have that large of a Chakra reserve. So he wanted to find 'Alternate forms' of energy.

So for the past few months after Gaia's passing, Kabuto's been experimenting on Souls. Mostly on the inmates and prisoners of the Sound Village, where he studied on how to harness the power Souls have. "It's hard to put into words on how powerful a Soul is…" the medic commented as he looked at Ouroboros. "…They're like individual Nuclear reactors that no one has even tried to harness." He informed, as he looked back down at his hands.

He realized that most of the Wizards used Wands as Foci for their Magic, and well he didn't have one. So he had to improvise. The Sigils on Kabuto's hands gleaned slightly, before they turned their usual black color. Without an actual Wand, Kabuto improvised one. Using the acquired knowledge about siphoning power from his soul, Runes and Fuinjutsu, he was able to come up with a way to uses his soul and the Sigils as a Focus for his abilities.

Kabuto walked out of the room and into the hallway, with Ouroboros coiled around him. The grey haired medic looked around and saw dozens upon hundreds of mechanical robots, ranging from Spiders, to Beetles, to flies. Kabuto walked through the hallway of one of Orochimaru's hideouts. The one the Sannin took him to when he recruited him.

'It has been two years since Yang's passing…It's been five months since Gaia's. And it's been a few weeks since Orochimaru's assassination.' Kabuto thought with a scowl, with the White Snake hissing.

Kabuto looked at Ouroboros, before he continued forward. After Orochimaru's assassination, Kabuto used the deceased Sannin's DNA to keep the man alive, though that's all perceptive. He used Orochimaru's DNA for two things. One was to create Ouroboros, his familiar.

'Ouroboros, The Serpent eating its own tail…That no matter what happens, it's constantly re-creating itself. That it will always return. That whenever it dies its existence will begin a new cycle from its corpse.' Kabuto thought with a sense of Irony. Since Orochimaru practically defined that, he decided to name his snake familiar Ouroboros for that very reason.

The other thing he used Orochimaru's DNA for, was for a more personal gain. Kabuto's eyes turned a very dark green, as his pale scale-like skin receded to a mark on his left shoulder. The marking on his shoulder was a winged serpent with its tail in its mouth, creating a circle with its body. Encircled within is a hexagram.

"Sasuke has the Curse Mark of Heaven. Kimimaro had the Curse mark of Earth…Each has a watered version of Jūgo's Sage ability. But Sasuke's has a fragment of Orochimaru's soul. Something I'm sure no one planed for." Kabuto commented, as the white snake reared its head up and looked at the Curse Mark. "There were a lot of un-needed things in Orochimaru's Cursed Seal. But then again, I'm not using it to take over someone's body. I used Orochimaru's and Jūgo's DNA to create a new Cursed Seal, something designed only for me, the Curse Mark of Infinity." He informed.

Ouroboros somehow looked at Kabuto blankly before it hissed, causing the medic to facepalm slightly. "Yes, I know it sounds pretentious." He admitted with a sigh, as he fixed his glasses.

"Orochimaru is dead. Jūgo, Suigetsu and Karin went with Sasuke and killed Itachi." Kabuto said with a glare, causing Ouroboros to coil around the medic. "Jiraiya was killed by Pain…Hmm. Konoha will defiantly be on alert for any Akatsuki members. I don't want to step foot in Suna…" He admitted as he glanced down. "The Rain, Rock and Cloud don't interest me right now. Do you know where I can go? I feel…something big is coming, and I want to be prepared." The grey haired medic informed as he looked at the white snake.

The white serpent loomed over Kabuto's shoulder, as it hissed. "…The…The Ryūchi Cave? That's…a perfect idea." Kabuto admitted. "That's a great idea, I'm so glad I came up with it." He added tauntingly, causing Ouroboros to tighten around the medic.

Kabuto looked around at the hundreds of mechanical robots. "Spread out. I want eyes and ears everywhere. But remain unseen." He ordered, before his Replicators obediently obeyed. "Let's learn the ways of the Sage, shall we?" He asked rhetorically as he pushed his glasses up.

Ouroboros hissed loudly, as its tongue flicked around. "What am I planning?" Kabuto repeated as he looked up. "You know what? I'm going to learn the ways of a Sage, and wing it. Because every time I've made a plan, it's fallen apart horrifically. I figure, why not just improvise." He said with a shrug.

Week Later

A black cloaked figure walked through a forest, before it arrived at a moss covered entrance. Kabuto reached up and pulled his hood back, revealing his snake-like skin and serpent-like eyes. From under Kabuto's cloak, a long white snake slithered out, looking like a tail. The snake had golden serpent-like pupils, with red markings around its eyes.

"…This is the Ryūchi Cave?" Kabuto asked unenthusiastically. "I was expecting something more…grandiose." He admitted dryly. The white serpent loomed over his shoulder and hissed. "Hmm, true. I doubt someone would look for something valuable here." The medic replied, before he walked forward.

Kabuto walked into the cave, as he glanced around. It was pretty dark. But the grey haired medic could make out several snakes around. He continued forward passing dozens of large serpents that seemed to ignore him.

Eventually Kabuto arrived at a gigantic, white Nāga snake, with its massive body wrapped together in thick coils. The Giant snake wore a turban like object on its head along with an orange headdress. It would seem the snake smoked as well, having a long cigarette holder in its mouth.

"Hello there, eh uh…who are you?" The old snake asked, as he looked down.

"§My name's Kabuto Yakushi. §" Kabuto hissed out, as he pushed his glasses up. Mostly just for emphasis.

"Eh uh…That's new." The Snake admitted, as he took a puff on his cigarette. "So you're name's Kabuto Yakushi, eh?" He repeated.

Kabuto looked at the Snake dryly. He was going to say something sarcastic. But he didn't want to upset the Snake. "Yes…Great White Snake Sage…" He said, trying to hold back his sarcasm.

"Heh, I suppose I am." The old Snake muttered, before he looked down at the medic. "Uh, who are you again?" He asked.

"Oh God…" Kabuto sighed out.

"§He's not the smoothest Snake in the pit. §" Ouroboros hissed quietly.

"Hey! I heard that!" The Old Snake announced, before he blinked in confusion. "Now, can you tell me what I was angry about?" He asked.

"A question. How old are you?" Kabuto asked dryly.

"Eh uh, Hmm, I lost count after Nine hundred and twenty three." The White Snake Sage admitted, as he took another drag on his cigarette.

"…Right…" The grey haired medic mumbled. "Okay, Great White Snake Sage…I um…Humbly request your training in the Sage arts." Kabuto said, as he bowed.

"Eh uh, sure, just one question though." The old Snake said, as he narrowed his eyes.

"Yes." Kabuto replied.

"…Who are you?" He asked.

Kabuto sighed loudly, as Ouroboros' face fell. 'This is going to be a long fucking day.' The medic thought.

Weeks Later-at Konoha

"Hmm, I still despise this place…" Kabuto muttered, as he looked at Konoha. Or what remained of it. All that there was, was a large crater with towns being built inside it. Instead of the black cloak he wore weeks ago. Kabuto was wearing maroon-colored cloak with a hood designed to resemble a serpent's head, with white, red, and yellow markings that resemble eyes. "…So Pain actually attacked?" He asked out loud, before a series of beeps and metallic clicks answered him.

Kabuto glanced at his side and saw some of his Replicator Spiders. "Naruto defeated him, eh?" He repeated in surprise. "Hmm, I guess I was right." He admitted, as he knelt down on the cliff he stood on, with Ouroboros coming out from under his cloak. "So not only did Sasuke and his team of traitors abduct the Eight-tailed Jinchūriki, Naruto killed Pain and resurrected most of the Village, and now he's viewed as a hero…" Kabuto commented, before he scowled. "…All wrapped up in a nice little bow, a nice happy ending." He said bitterly, before the Replicator made another series of sounds.

"Konoha's looking for me? That's not unexpected." The medic admitted.

"§Isn't it dangerous to be here, especially if they're looking for you?§" Ouroboros hissed.

"Oh it's incredibly dangerous ." Kabuto replied dryly. "But, who would suspect that I, would be right in there shadow?" He questioned, before the white snake flicked its tongue, as it looked over the village.

The Replicator flared its wings as it made more sounds. Kabuto scowled slightly. "…I see. So Anko's leading the team…" He muttered.

"§Anko? That's the woman who's spied on Konoha for Orochimaru, right? §" The white snake asked.

"Was…" Kabuto replied with narrowed eyes. "…Sometimes when you wear a mask for so long…you forget who you were beneath it…Constantly switching between loyal spy, cast out experiment, outcast of Konoha, and up beat girl…No one, can change to another person a multiple amount of times. Without getting bewildered as to which one is truly you." He commented sadly. He may have known Anko in passing, but even he knew how that felt.

"Now all I need is to find Pain's corpse." He muttered, as he stood up.

"§You want to study the Rinnegan?§" Ouroboros asked unsure.

"Hell no." Kabuto replied forcefully. He has no idea what kind of shit that thing has on it. It could be booby trapped, or it could be gone. "I want his soul." He admitted. 'It might sound tacky, but it doesn't sound as fucking weird, as when Orochimaru would say 'I want his body'.' The grey haired teen mused.

Kabuto, Ouroboros and the Replicators stopped when several presences landed behind them. "In the name of the Lead Shinobi…" The leader began, before they froze, when they felt a large amount of Killing Intent along with the temperature dropping.

Kabuto slowly turned around, as his serpent-like eyes glared at the four Konoha Nin. Before the Nin on the far left could react, the Replicator jumped forward and onto his face.

"AHH!" The man screamed, as the robotic spider sprayed a high corrosive liquid in his face.

The sigils on Kabuto's palms gleaned a low red, before the three remaining Nin were forced to their knees by a unseen force. "A-are you with Pain!? With the Akatsuki!?" The leader demanded.

"You're annoying…" Kabuto muttered, as he looked at the man with narrowed eyes. The medic continued to glare, as the sigils glowed, before crimson blood began to drip from the Nin's eyes.

"AhAHH, Make it stop!" The Nin yelled, as he held his eyes.

Kabuto just slowly closed his fist, causing more blood to bleed from the Nin's eyes. "Tell me…Where's Pain?" He asked.

"Drop dead!" The Leader Nin said defiantly.

"Hmm…" The dark medic sounded, before he twitched hit wrist slightly, causing the Nin's face to do a one-eighty, snapping his neck indefinitely. "How about you?" Kabuto asked as he looked at the next Nin, who was still looking in shock at his leader's corpse and his comrade being melted by the Replicator.

"I have nothing to tell!" He said.

"Stubborn you leaf Nin are, Hm?" Kabuto muttered to himself. "Loyalty like that is hard to get…" He commented. 'Honestly it's like Tsunade-sama's fucks them all into loyalty…I feel sorry for them.' He thought dryly.

"§Why don't you just do that wizard mind reading thing?§" Ouroboros questioned, as the serpent loomed over the grey haired medic's shoulder.

"…To be honest, I sorta forgot about that." Kabuto replied. He was having a bit of fun. More than he knew he should have. Kabuto tilted his hand slightly, and did a 'come here' motion. The Nin slowly started to levitate and lift of the ground, while the other was still forced onto the ground, unable to move. "…Let's see what's inside that head ball of yours." He said as his yellow serpent eyes gleaned a more maliciously.

After a few seconds Kabuto scowled as he took a step back. "So it's not here…" He commented, before he sighed. "…I guess I came all the way here for nothing." Kabuto said, before he raised his hand up and put his sigil inscribed palm on the Nin's forehead.

The Nin's eyes lit up with a holy white light, before he collapsed on the ground. "Huh, I guess you were strong." Kabuto observed, as he looked at the sigils on his palm. They gleaned a bright white, before they settled to their usual black color. "You Nin are so interesting. You all have so much Spiritual Energy, yet have no depth of the concept of the power you could wield. If you're not going to use it…well…" The Medic trailed off, as he put his other palm on the Nin's head.

Just as the man before him, this Nin's eyes lit up in a holy white light, along with his mouth, after a few seconds the Nin collapsed with his eyes and most of his mouth burnt out. "I guess this trip wasn't entirely worthless…" Kabuto commented, as the Sigils on his right hand began to settle.

'With what I know now about the Souls, and how much power they have. I've devised a way to siphon that power for myself…though since I take all that power…' Kabuto mused, as he looked at the two Nin corpses with burnt out eyes. 'There soul can support itself and it explodes inside the body.' He thought with a shrug.

"Hmm…I'm sure you're hungry Ouroboros…feast up." Kabuto said uncaringly, as he turned around. The white snake un-coiled from Kabuto and began to devour the corpses, as the grey haired medic sat down on the cliff. "Now…Tell me about Danzō." He instructed to his Replicators.

Few Days Later- Kage Summit

A maroon cloaked figure stood on top of a large snow covered building. Kabuto scowled as he looked down and waited, before he closed his eyes and became one with Nature to sense everything. After a few minutes Kabuto felt a skyrocket in energy signatures, followed by the building shaking several times.

"Such noise, geez." Kabuto muttered, as he looked down and watched.

Kabuto scowled dangerously, when he saw three people retreat from the Summit. It was Danzō and two Root Agents. "Hmm…" The Grey haired medic sounded, as stuck his tongue reminiscent to the way Orochimaru would.

Danzō and his two Root guards traveled until they reached a large stone bridge. The three stopped, with Danzō taking the lead when they heard a noise. They heard the sound of clattering metal, followed by several high-pitched sounds.

"We know you're there." Danzō announced, as he tapped his cane.

The metal clanking sound got louder, before a small robotic spider made out of small blocks came out and walked in front of them. The Replicator turned, before it flared its wings and hissed at the Nin's and then continued until it reached the end of the bridge.

"…What a peculiar…" Danzō began.

"AHH!" Two pain fill yells echoed, causing the appointed Hokage to turn around.

Danzō saw a maroon cloak figure shoving both his Root Nin into the ground, as their eyes glowed a holy white light. The cloaked figure looked up and glared at the man, and he recognized the figure. "…Kabuto." Danzō said uncaringly. "It seems today all my loose ends, are out for me." He commented.

Kabuto stood back up, as his hands were hidden be the sleeves of his cloak. The medic glared at the man with golden serpent-like eyes. "My, what have you done to yourself? Are you Kabuto, or Orochimaru…perhaps both?" Danzō said uncaringly, like he didn't see the medic as a threat.

The grey haired medic just glared. "Do you plan to kill me?" Danzō asked as he dropped his cane, and reached for the metal casings around his arm, to unseal his Sharingan. "Such brutality from the 'son' of Nonō." He commented.

Kabuto's hand shot out, causing Danzō's hands to freeze instantly. The medic slowly turned his hand, as the sigils on his palm gleaned maliciously. Danzō's eyes went wide when his hands were moving apart by themselves. "We both know there are other ways to destroy a man, Danzō. Killing you will not satisfy me." He said with a scowl, before he flicked his wrist.

Danzō was thrown back, until his back was pinned against the stone wall. With his arms spread out, preventing him from forming any hand seals. "Now, before we begin…" Kabuto said, as a white snake came out from under his cloak. The Snake had a large clear jar, filled with liquid. "…Let's take something, shall we." He said, as he pushed his glasses up, creating a lens flare.

The grey hared held up his hand as it glowed a dark blue, when he activated his chakra scalpel. "W-what are you doing?!" Danzō questioned.

"Why I'm taking Shisui Uchiha's Mangekyō Sharingan, I thought it was pretty obvious." Kabuto replied, before Danzō's body began to indent into the stone wall. As the medic used his Soul Enhanced Telekinesis, he got from his magic.

Kabuto had a smile filled with madness, as he began to dissect Danzō's eye socket, to retrieve the Sharingan. The sadistic medic just smiled through the screams, by man who was responsible for all that pain in his life.

After a few minutes Danzō had yelled until his voice became horse. "…There what wasn't so hard?" Kabuto said dryly, as he held Shisui Uchiha's Mangekyō Sharingan. He opened the water jar, before he put the eye inside it. The medic held the jar up to Ouroboros' mouth, allowing the snake to swallow it whole.

"Now onto the ten remaining Sharingan eyes." Kabuto said, as he looked at the metal brace around Danzō's right arm.

"What? No, please." Danzō begged, as he bled from his empty eyes socket. "You already have Shisui's Sharingan." He informed.

Kabuto nodded slightly as he looked at Danzō, as he leaned in close. "So polite all of the sudden…I like that." He admitted, before he looked at the metal brace, as it was torn off by an unseen force.

A few minutes later a man with a spiraling orange mask, with a black cloak that was decorated in red clouds appeared from a vortex. "What the hell…" Tobi muttered, as he looked down and saw two Root Members with burnt out eyes, with most of their mouths burnt away. He looked forward and saw a maroon cloaked figure in front of a bloodied Danzō.

"I have to thank you Danzō, your contribution will be more than appreciated." Kabuto said, as he took a few steps back. "And also you'll have to thank you're Root members for this, they did give me the juicy after all." He added, as he raised his hand up and snapped his figures, before Danzō exploded in gore.

"My, oh my. What an interesting ability." A deep voice commented.

"It's nothing special." Kabuto replied with a shrug. "I just speed up his molecules to the point where it caused him to explode." He informed. Only because no one can replicate that ability, and just because someone knew what it was, didn't mean that could counter it.

"You're one scary kid. I have to say, do I know you?" Tobi asked, as he got a better look at the grey haired teen. "Oh, isn't this a surprise. The right-hand man of Orochimaru him…" The masked man began, before he coughed.

Kabuto glared at Tobi, as the sigils on his hands gleaned. Tobi continued to cough, before blood began to drip from under his mask. "I'm not the right-hand of Orochimaru, Ass. I'm my own person." He stated, he hated be referred to as just 'Orochimaru's spy' 'Orochimaru's right-hand man' 'Orochimaru's accomplice' He joined the Sannin to forge an identity, but that's not what he had in mind.

"No need to be melodramatic." Tobi replied, as he stood straighter. 'How is he doing this? What did…?' He thought to himself.

"…Orochimaru research in?" Kabuto asked, mirroring the Uchiha's thoughts. "What indeed?" He repeated.

Obito's Sharingan eye narrowed before he vanished in a swirling vortex. When he was gone, Kabuto opened his cloak revealing another jar filled with liquid, along with ten normal Sharingan eyes. "I want to learn all I can about the Sharingan before I even begin to think about using Shisui's." He muttered, as he held up the jar and allowed Ouroboros to swallow it.

Kabuto turned around and looked up into the sky, before he felt three presences appear behind him. 'I wonder…if I have the Kotoamatsukami…who should I use it on? What should I use it on?' He mused.

"Where's Danzō?" A familiar voice questioned.

"There, there, there and there…And I think that's a tooth." Kabuto commented, as he motioned to certain areas of the place, without actually looking at the group.

"That voice…" Sasuke muttered, before he glared at the cloaked figure. "...Kabuto!" He announced furiously, while Karin looked nervous.

"Hmm…" Kabuto sounded, as he turned around and faced Sasuke, Karin and Obito. "…Sasuke-kun." He said, as his stuck his tongue out, to add to the creepiness.

"W-what the fuck happened to you?" Sasuke questioned.

"I found myself." Kabuto said eerily as the lenses in his glasses gleamed, mostly just to mess with the Uchiha.

"You…turned yourself into Orochimaru!? Why?" Sasuke asked incredulously.

"My motivation is simple." Kabuto said, as he pushed his glasses up. "Experimentation and observation, I want to learn. Everything in the world is an experiment to me… of course that includes me as well." He commented with a smirk, as white snake loomed over his shoulder. Most of that was true, except the part about him being an experiment, he controlled all the variables. So it wasn't an experiment, since he knew the outcome beforehand.

"…You killed Danzō." Sasuke said with a Sharingan enhanced glare.

Kabuto tilted his head slightly, before he looked around at the bloodied area. "Um…Is that a question?" He asked unsure. "If so, yes, I killed him pretty violently if I might add." He informed.

"He was mine to kill!?" Sasuke yelled, as his eyes turned to an Atomic looking design.

"Oh?" Kabuto sounded with a raised eyebrow.

"He's the reason Itachi's dead!" He announced.

"…So you wanted to thank him?" The Medic said in confusion, of course he knew the truth behind the Uchiha Massacre. He did break into Danzō's mind before he killed him.

"T-thank! I-I…Itachi wanted to protect me." Sasuke said, as he glared at Kabuto. "And the reason he killed my Clan! My family! Is because of Danzō! And it's your fault he's dead!" He raved.

"You know, I'm hearing a lot of this…" Kabuto began, as he did a talking hand motion. "But what I want to hear…" He added, as the sigils on his palm gleaned. "…Is this." He said darkly.

Sasuke doubled over as he felt to his knees, before he began coughing out blood. "You have such an inflated sense of your self-importance." Kabuto commented dryly. "I mean, boo-fucking-woo. You think you're the only person who's had something's bad happened to you?" He asked sarcastically. "News flash, the world doesn't revolve around your Inferiority and superiority complex induced ass." He informed.

"Enough!" Obito interjected

"Hmph…" Kabuto sounded, as he looked from Sasuke to the masked Nin. His eyes seemed to glean more maliciously as he looked into the Nin's eyes for a few seconds. "…So you go by Madara Uchiha now?" He commented dryly. "That's quite ambitious." He added.

"I am Madara Uchiha!" Obito informed with a narrowed eye.

"I doubt someone of Madara's reputation and power, would need to prove he is, who he says he is." Kabuto said as he pushed his glasses up. "In fact with his power, the opinion of such lower people would be highly irrelevant to him. Or in other words 'Haters gonna hate'." He added.

Sasuke got a hold of himself, before he vanished and reappeared behind Kabuto. The Uchiha held his sword that was engulfed in lightning, before he slashed it at the grey haired medic. "Chidori!" Sasuke announced.

Kabuto held his hand up, still looking at Obito. "Protego." The medic said calmly, before the sword was stopped by a transparent blue barrier. Kabuto turned and put his palm on Sasuke's chest. "Bombarda." He muttered, before an explosion sent Sasuke flying back.

"What…" Sasuke muttered, as he glared at Kabuto with his Sharingan eyes. "There was no Chakra in those attacks." He observed.

"I suggest you find cover, this'll get a bit dicey." Obito commented to Karin, as he jumped up to get a better view of the fight.

"You will pay for taking my revenge!" Sasuke declared, as he Kusanagi crackled with electricity.

"Such anger, young Skywalker." Kabuto replied tauntingly. "Expelliarmus." He said, as he pointed his two fingers at the Uchiha. Before the Uchiha could comprehend, a bolt of bright scarlet light hit his sword, and sent it flying off the bridge. "It's just you and me, one round. No tricks." The grey haired medic informed, as Ouroboros coiled around the outside of his maroon cloak and loomed over Kabuto's shoulder. "You the popular most popular and beloved jock everyone roots for…" He said. "And the scrawny yet handsome nerd." He added.

Sasuke's glare seemed to intensify, before Kabuto reach up and pulled his hood over his face. "Sorry, nerdy types like me don't like to be stared at." He informed, with his eyes covered by the hood.

The Uchiha went through a hand seal, before he exhaled a giant fireball. Ouroboros hissed, before Kabuto held his hands up to his mouth and inhaled. In an instant the fireball shrunk down to a small size, as it floated in-between the grey haired medic's hands.

"A nice attempt…but this is real fire." Kabuto informed, as he held the fireball up to his mouth and exhaled, as he cast the Fiendfyre curse on it. The fire grew into a fiery beast. A gigantic flam-like serpent towered over Sasuke, before it launched itself at him.

The cursed fire collided with Sasuke, creating a large fiery explosion. The smoke cleared, revealing Sasuke was standing in the middle of a glowing ethereal ribcage. "It's seem that Susanoo's a pretty good defense, I'm sure it protects you against a lot of attacks…I'm also sure it protects your virginity." Kabuto commented.

Sasuke's eyes bleed, as a giant skeleton hand reached out and grabbed onto Kabuto's body. The Uchiha looked gleefully, as he tried to crush the Medic.

"Oh no, you've trapped me…whatever will I do?" Kabuto asked sarcastically, before the sigils on his hands gleaned. Sasuke's eyes went wide when he saw Susanoo's hand slowly open by an unseen force. "Mind over matter, as the saying goes." He commented.

"Shut up!" Sasuke yelled, as he glared at Kabuto with bleeding eyes, as black fire shot towards the Medic.

Kabuto turned into black smoke as he flew around the Amaterasu flames, evading them indefinitely. The black smoke flew around Sasuke, before it slammed into the ground and Kabuto formed from it. Sasuke quickly turned, as the Susanoo swung its fist at the grey haired medic.

Kabuto looked annoyed, as he held his hand towards the Uchiha, causing the large ethereal fist to freeze mid-air. "I'm not sure if you realize this…but attacks like that won't work on me." He informed, before he slowly began to lift his hand up. Sasuke began to lift off the ground as Kabuto levitated him.

With a flick of his wrist, Kabuto sent Sasuke flying out of the Ethereal and through a stone wall. The grey haired medic fixed his cloak and pushed his glasses back up.

Sasuke pushed himself up and glared at the medic. "What the hell was that?!" He demanded. "That wasn't Ninjutsu!" He yelled.

"What indeed." Kabuto replied. "Would you believe magic?" He asked dryly.

"Stop making fun of me!" Sasuke yelled, before he glared at Kabuto with bloodied atomic looking eyes. A torrent of black flames launched themselves at the medic.

"Doton: Doroku Gaeshi(Earth Release: Earth Shore Return)" Kabuto said, as he slammed his palms into the ground, before ground in front of him uplifted. The rock shielded Kabuto from the black flames.

"Chidori!" Sasuke announced, as he appeared right next to the grey haired medic and thrust his lightning encased hand forward.

Kabuto turned to the side and grabbed onto the Uchiha's wrist. While Ouroboros launched forward, as it clapped its maw down on Sasuke's throat and threw him back. When Sasuke was thrown back, the grey haired medic pointed his index and middle finger at the teen. "…Sectumsempra." Kabuto muttered, before a white light flew at the Uchiha.

Sasuke saw the curse coming and tried to evade, but it still hit him in the shoulder. The Uchiha stood still for a second, before he slowly looked down. His sleeve began to turn a deep crimson, before blood started flowing out from his arm.

"Okay, okay…enough." Obito interfered, as he appeared in-between the two.

"I want to avenge Itachi!" Sasuke yelled, as he held his bleeding arm.

"We both know that you're eyes have already gotten that bad. In fact you couldn't even dodge my last attack." Kabuto commented, as he pushed his glasses up. "How incredibly anti-climactic, though not as anti-climactic as this is going to be." He added, as another presence made itself known.

"S-Sasuke-kun." A female voice announced.

"Sakura?" Sasuke said with a raised eyebrow.

Kabuto scowled, as Ouroboros coiled itself under his cloak. "I've come to leave the leaf and join you." Sakura announced.

Sasuke gave the pinkette a look, not really believing her, before he looked at Kabuto. "Fine you can join me, if you kill him." He said, as he motioned to the maroon cloaked figure.

"Oh, that is such a dick move." Kabuto muttered to himself. Why doesn't he just ask her to fight Obito too?

"That voice…" Sakura trailed off, as she looked at the figure.

Kabuto pushed his glasses up, before he pointed his index finger at her. The skin at the tip of his finger split apart, before a he fired a hardened bone projectile from his finger tip. But before the deadly projectile could kill Sakura, a blur moved her out of the way.

"Sasuke, Madara…Orochimaru?" Kakashi said unsure, as he looked at the three individuals.

"Kakashi-sensei, I…" Sakura began sadly.

"It's alright, I understand. Now it's my turn to take care of it." The Jonin said seriously.

"You two are breaking my damn heart." Kabuto interjected dryly, stopping the two. "Now two of the three stooges are here…where's loud and blond?" He asked sarcastically.

"Naruto isn't coming you snake bastard." Sakura declared.

"…Right…" Kabuto replied, as he looked at the area Sakura and Kakashi came from. "For some reason, call it intuition. But, I think Naruto will be here soon." He commented.

"No, I have precautions." Kakashi informed.

"Uh huh." The grey haired medic sounded, not really believing or caring. A bone senbon formed in his hand, before he threw it at Sakura. In a just before she was impaled, a blur moved her out of the way…again.

"You bastard!" Naruto said angrily, as he held Sakura.

Kabuto raised his hands in fake surprise. "Oh my! I'm shocked at this unforeseen turn of events." He said sarcastically. "So the three stooges…" He said as he looked at Kakashi, Sakura and Naruto. "…The two dicks…" He said as he looked at Sasuke and the masked Obito. "…And one handsome nerd." The medic added. "This seems like this is supposed to be some kinda joke, and I'm missing the punchline." Kabuto commented, as he pushed his glasses up.

"Sasuke…" Naruto voiced.

"What?" Sasuke asked with a glare.

"Tobi told us the truth about Itachi! I don't know if I believe him or not. But either way everything you've done. I understand why you did it." Naruto informed.

"Naruto, I told you before, you never had parents or siblings…you can never understand how I feel!" The Uchiha yelled.

"Fight, fight, fight…" Kabuto began. "Kiss, kiss." He finished, as he stood a few meters from Sasuke and Obito, and the Konoha Nin.

"Butt out!" Sakura ordered to the grey haired medic.

"Hmm…" Kabuto sounded with a scowl, as the temperature around him began to decrease. "…It'd be no greater pleasure then to cut you all open and learn how you all tick. But, believe it or not, I have better things to do today." He informed. 'Like learning the secrets to the Sharingan and how to use Shisui's Sharingan.' He mused.

"No before Naruto starts his speech, and Sasuke insanely rants about his revenge. And Madara talks about the Uchiha clan. I'd like to say it's been a pleasure." Kabuto said sarcastically, as he turned around and began to walk away.

"Kabuto Yakushi, I never imagined you had such potential." Obito voiced. "I'd like to ask that you join forces in the upcoming war." He informed.

"Hmm…With the request of joining such a prestigious group like the Akatsuki." Kabuto commented as he pushed up his glasses. "How could I refuse such an offer?" He asked rhetorically.

"Heh, I always knew you were evil!" Sakura announced. "You're just like your snake master!" She informed.

"I'm evil?" Kabuto repeated. "Let me tell you something. There is no inherent right or wrong in this world. Those labels are just fabricated titles made by humans. Right and wrong are held by positions of authority. That's the way it has always been." He informed. "So how can anyone truly know what is good or evil? Don't you understand the reality that the truth has become nothing more than a shadow of itself? Now this world is one, big gray moral area. It just makes you feel safer that it can be categorized into good and bad." He spoke. "The fact of the matter is, I'm not evil…and you're not good." The medic said.

"S-shut up, you know it all!" Sakura ordered.

"...Right…" The grey haired medic replied, before he looked at Obito. "I'm leaving. I reach out to you when I'm ready." He informed, before he turned into black smoke and shot into the sky.

'What a weird set of abilities.' Obito thought.

Few Weeks Later- Mountains' Graveyard

Sasuke rested in a sterilized room with bandages around his eyes, with Karin sitting near him. A few rooms over a man with an orange spiraling mask sat in a room by himself. Before he jumped up when he heard a loud echoey crack sound.

Obito looked around and saw nothing with his lone Sharingan eye. He continued to look around, before he literally saw red and froze.

"Hm-hm, check mate…Now sleep." Kabuto said, as he looked at Obito's lone Sharingan eye, with a Sharingan eye of his own, more specifically Shisui's Sharingan eye, whose Genjutsu prowess was unmatched by any other Uchiha.

Obito fell back unconscious, as Kabuto smirked darkly. He knelt down, as Ouroboros slithered out from under his cloak and scoped the area. Kabuto took the Uchiha's mask off and saw the scaring. "Let's begin, shall we?" He muttered to himself as he formed a chakra scalpel, before he began to cut Obito's Sharingan out.

With surgical precision, Kabuto cut out Obito's Sharingan and put it in a clear liquid filled jar. Kabuto moved back and saw Obito's second sharingan. "Hmm, I don't think I'll need that one." The medic commented dryly, as he looked at the unconscious man with a left golden serpent eye and a right crimson three tomoe'd eye. "Hehehe…Hahaha!" Kabuto laughed to himself as stuck his tongue out.

Kabuto reached out and put his palm on Obito's forehead. "…Huh?" He sounded when nothing happened. The medic narrowed his eyes and focused, but still nothing. "…Interesting, it would seem I can't take your spiritual energy. I'd hazard a guess and say it's because, yours is a bit larger than mine is at the moment. You do have the Sharingan and that requires a lot of Spiritual Energy…or does it give it?" Kabuto asked to himself, before he shrugged. "You know what. I'm in a good mood. I'll let you live." He informed with a wide smirk, mostly because even if Obito lived, it'd be impossible to fight the war without his Mangekyō Sharingan.

The Medic held onto the jar with the Sharingan in it, before he allowed Ouroboros to swallow it for safe keeping. Kabuto pulled his hood up, before he cast the Disillusionment Charm and walked out of the room.

"K-Kabuto…I know you're there." Karin said, as she looked around the hallway.

"What do you want?" Kabuto asked, as he appeared in front of her.

"I…I wanted to apologize." She informed, as she looked down.

'Oh, this is nice.' Kabuto thought sarcastically, as he looked at the red-head. "You want to apologize for leaving me, to go with Sasuke because and I quote 'His Charka was so cool'." He said dryly, before he began to walk away again.

"Wait!" Karin announced.

Kabuto stopped and looked at her, after a few seconds of the red-head trying to think of something the medic interjected. "Well, okay then. I'm going to leave now. Good luck with loneliness and Sasuke's raging insanity." He said cynically as he left the hideout.

When the grey haired medic was standing outside, he looked up and saw a small object floating in the sky. "Accio." He muttered, before the object moved towards him. After a few seconds a broom hovered in front of the young man. "…Not as glamorous as I was hoping for, but Apparition does have a range." Kabuto commented dryly.

He lifted his leg up and used his chakra to stick to the stick of the broom. He then stood on the hovering broom, before he knelt down and used on hand to hold onto it. In instant Kabuto shot off.

Next Day-Of Site Orochimaru Hideout

Kabuto was keeling in front of a unique looking circle. It was of complex design, that if anyone in the Elemental Nations, they'd be confused. In the center of the circle was an eyeball with a crimson iris that was designed with three stretched triangles evenly spaced around the pupil that each curve at the top around the eye to form a circle. Making it look like a pinwheel.

"Here goes nothing." Kabuto muttered. As he had an eye patch covering his left eye, with same Transmutation Circle as the one on the ground. A bright blue light gleaned off the circle as electricity discharged off it, while the transmutation circle on the eye patch glowed too.

The grey haired medic scowled, as gritted his teeth in pain while he watched Obito's Mangekyō atomize in the Transmutation Circle. Kabuto slowly reached up and pulled the eye patch off, revealing his usual dark green eyes.

Kabuto looked around, before he found a mirror. He closed his eyes and then opened them, and saw he had two crimson three tomoe'd Sharingan. He narrowed his eyes slightly in focus, before they spun and melded together. His left eye formed a design with three stretched triangles evenly spaced around the pupil that each curve at the top around the eye to form a circle. And his right eye formed a four-pointed shuriken-like pinwheel. "I did it…I surpassed Orochimaru…" Kabuto said with surprise, before he smirked.

"§Now what genius?§" Ouroboros asked dryly, as it lifted its head up and flicked its tongue out.

The grey haired medic stood up, as he looked down at the golden bracelets on his wrists. "I'm…Hmm…I…" He trailed off. "I'm going to leave." Kabuto informed. "Yang wanted to have an adventure. She wanted me to complete my ambition and she wanted Naruto dead…I can't kill Naruto or risk having all Five countries after me, well yet anyways. And I know who I am. So all I have left is to have the adventure Yang couldn't." He said, as he looked at the white snake.

"§And where exactly where we go? It's not like we haven't been everywhere.§" Ouroboros questioned, as it coiled itself around Kabuto.

"Well I'm not exactly from here." Kabuto admitted as he glanced up. "From what I could remember, I'm not even from this dimension. And me arrival here resulted in my amnesia…But I don't want to go back to where I came from…at least not yet." He informed with a sigh. He really didn't want to go back to the family that ostracized him. "So I'll just go somewhere else." He said with a shrug.

"§Somewhere else? What about the War? What about your revenge?§" The white snake asked curiously, as its serpent head loomed over Kabuto's shoulder.

"Well the War is an easy one to answer. I don't give a crap about it. It's status and progression doesn't affect me at all. I don't care about anyone involved in it. The only reason I'd involve myself in it, is for the multitude of corpses I could collect. But, the Replicators can collect them unseen." Kabuto informed. "As for my revenge…" He said with narrowed eyes. "Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi are going to die for what the let happen to Gaia, that's for sure. Revenge is a dish best severed cold. Let them fight this war, I'm sure they'll survive. When they're enjoying the fruits of their labor…That's when I'll kill them." Kabuto said, as his eyes turned golden with serpent-like slits. "Hmhmhm…" He chuckled to himself.

Kabuto glanced at Ouroboros for a second, before he sigh. "And as for somewhere else, well I got here when my uncle almost beat me to death. I 'wanted to leave' and I think my magic reacted. And while I don't believe it should be called 'Magic' since it's a term for something you don't understand and associate it with mysticism. From where I'm from 'Magic' has the ability to alter the fabric of reality, even at the most basic of levels." He informed as he pushed his glasses up. "I believe my distress and desire to 'leave', allowed me to shift the barriers between worlds and move through. And with myself being slightly more powerful, due to the soul fragment Voldemort left in me, I was able to successfully transverse the multiverse." He theorized with a smirk.

"But such metal strain caused my mind to block it off." Kabuto added with a slight scowl.

"§So how exactly are you going to 'Transverse The Multiverse' if you lose your mind after the fact?§" Ouroboros asked.

"…I'll have to stock up on some Soul Energy beforehand…" Kabuto informed with a narrowed eyes, while the White snake loomed over his shoulder and flicked its tongue out.

Outskirts of Takigakure- Few days later

"I don't understand. It doesn't seem like Kabuto's style of leaving corpses behind." Ranka commented, as he, Anko, Muta, Tokuma stood over several corpses.

"And just like the other corpses, their chakra is all by gone. No traces. Their eyes are burnt out and their organs are liquefied." Tokuma informed with his Byakugan active.

"I've never come across a Jutsu that can accomplish this." Muta commented.

"Well whatever it is, it doesn't matter. We have to stop that snake." Anko informed, before the four Nin sped through the forest. They stopped, when Tokuma stopped. The Hyūga narrowed his Byakugan eyes.

"I see him." Tokuma informed.

"I see…Takuma, you stay with me. Muta you go around the left and Ranka you go the right. We're going to box him in, and leave him no place to run." Anko instructed.

"Yes Ma'am." The three Nin said in unison before they all enacted the plan.

Kabuto stood in a small clearing, with his maroon cloak on along with the hood up. A long white snake slithered out from under the cloak and hissed. "Yes, I do realize they're here…just as planned." He commented, as he fixed his glasses.

In front of him was a thin glass panel that was held in a wooden frame. The frame was covered in hundreds of sigils. The glass panel itself had on sigil, drawn in blood in the center of it. "Now all I need is the body of a young fragile virgin Jinchūriki." Kabuto said creepily, as his skin became pale and scaly, with his eyes turning from dark green to golden and serpent-like.

"Like hell you will!" Anko yelled, as she and the other Konoha Nin threw Kunai and Shuriken.

Kabuto smirked, as his the sigils on his hand gleaned. Before he turned around and waved a hand. "Deletrius." He muttered, before all the projectiles disintegrated.

The medic raised a hand, before he closed his fist and did a pulling motion. Ranka flew out of the foliage and right to Kabuto, who has his other hand outstretched. Kabuto grabbed onto the Konoha Nin's forehead and slammed him into the ground, before his eyes lit up in a holy white light.

While Kabuto was absorbing the energy from Ranka's soul, Tokuma appeared behind the medic with his Byakugan active. The Jonin jabbed his fingers into the medic's back to block his Chakra Pathways, but after getting a few hits off, Tokuma felt a searing pain in his leg, as Ouroboros' maw bit down on his calf.

Ouroboros threw the Hyūga back, as Kabuto stood back up. But he was forced to jump back as several dark green snakes were whipped at him. He looked up and saw the snakes retreating back into Anko's sleeve.

"My, such a glare." Kabuto commented, as he fixed his glasses. "That last time someone looked at me so intently, I got laid." He stated dryly.

"You were free from Orochimaru and you do this!?" Anko demanded angrily, ignoring the medics taunt.

"Standing around and admire the scenery…oh, the crime." Kabuto replied.

"No! What you did to yourself, what?! Do you want to be called Kabutomaru now?" Anko demanded.

"Kabutomaru?" Kabuto said unsure. "…That name will never stick." He informed.

Anko smirked, as a large wave of bugs formed behind the grey haired medic. "I don't think you'll have to worry about that." She commented, as the bugs launched themselves at the distracted man.

"…I see…" Kabuto voiced, before the bugs collided with him.

"Hmm, dumbass." Anko muttered, before she saw the bugs hit nothing and that there was a hole in the ground.

Kabuto came out of the ground behind Muta, with his Chakra Scalpel active. Before he vertically bisected the Aburame causing the Nin to fall apart, but the corpse turned to a swarm of bugs. Just before the Bugs could enclose the grey haired medic, Kabuto did a hand seal. "Jinton(Swift Release)…" He began. "…Hirenkyaku(Flying Screen Step)" He muttered, before he vanished in a flicker.

Muta narrowed his eyes, as he had his kikaichū spread out. But he felt a swearing pain all over his body, as he collapsed to his knees, before blood came out of dozens of cuts that covered his body. Kabuto stood behind Muta holding a short, bone-hilted bone sword. Before Muta collapsed on the ground, the grey haired medic put his hand on top of the Aburame's head. The Nin's sunglasses vaporized as a bright holy white light shined from Muta's eyes, before Kabuto allowed him to fall lifeless.

"Hmhmhm…" Kabuto chuckled, before several green snakes coiled around him and bound him.

"What is the antidote?" Anko demanded, as she stood a few feet in front of the Medic.

Kabuto glanced to his side and saw Tokuma, the Hyūga Ouroboros bit, was writhing in pain. "My, it seems your team member is in a bit of pain." He commented. "I say he has about…Seven minutes to live, before I administer the antidote." He informed.

"Where is it?" She interrogated, as her snakes tightened.

"Oh, you know…" Kabuto began. "…Somewhere." He answered, before he looked up, while also turning his palms outward. "Bombarda." The Medic said, before the snakes that bound him, exploded violently. Before Anko could react, Kabuto vanished in a flicker.

'Note to self, don't try to blow stuff up, that's right next to me.' Kabuto mused.

Anko looked around, as she pulled a Kunai out. "AHH!" A voice yelled, causing the Jonin to turn around. She saw Kabuto kneeling next to Tokuma with his palm on the Hyūga's forehead, with the Jonin's eyes giving off a holy white light.

Before Anko could attack, she remembered something. There was a snake with Kabuto. But when she remembered that, she felt a searing pain in her shoulder, as a strong force bound her body.

Kabuto stood up and looked at Anko. Only to see Ouroboros was coiled around her, with its maw clamped down on her right shoulder. "Well…that was moderately difficult." Kabuto muttered, as he walked up to the unconscious Jonin. He really didn't seem all that affected after killing a Chuunin, a Hyūga Jonin and a Aburame Jonin.

"Anko, Anko, Anko…Huh, how the mighty have fallen." Kabuto commented, as he reached up and moved her coat, revealing her Curse Mark of Heaven. "Ah, there you are." He voiced, before he put his fingers on each individual Tomoe of the Curse mark. "…Release." The Medic muttered, as the sigils on his hand gleaned.

A black light seemed to move into Kabuto's fingers, as he absorbed the fragment of Orochimaru's soul. The black light seemed to move under his skin, creating vein-like markings as the light moved into Kabuto's arm.

"Hmm…" Kabuto sounded, as he leaned his head back. "…That should be enough." He informed.

"§What do I do with Scanty-clad here? §" Ouroboros questioned.

Kabuto looked at Anko, who was still bound by the large white snake. "…Why am I thinking sexual things right now?" He asked himself with a sigh. For some reason he had the disturbing image of Ouroboros and Anko. "Ew…" Kabuto sounded making a face.

"Just…Ugh just let her go." Kabuto instructed, causing the white snake to tilt its head.

"§Why?§" Ouroboros asked.

"I'm a nice guy." Kabuto replied easily, getting a deadpan look from the snake as it look from him to the three dead Konoha Nin. "On occasion." He added. 'It's certainly not because I think she's hot, or because she has a nice body, or because I've had dozens of wet dreams about her.' He thought to himself, as the white snake uncoiled from the Jonin.

Kabuto looked at the glass panel that was held in a wooden frame. He reached up and took his maroon cloak up and rolled it up. The grey haired medic felt Ouroboros coil around him. "Well…I guess it's time." Kabuto said, as his left eye turned blood red with a pinwheel design, before his sage cloak vanished in a vortex.

The grey haired medic stood in a pair of black pants and without a shirt, with a white snake coiled around his body.

"§So what exactly is the plan?§" Ouroboros questioned.

"Have an adventure, save some people, kill some others. Save some damsels in the process, make some enemies. Then I come back here get my revenge, and then I go home…and meet the family." Kabuto answered dryly, as he pushed his glasses up, before he reached out and wrapped both his hands around the wooden frame.

Kabuto closed his eyes and focused, as the sigils on his hands and the sigils on the wooden frame began to glean a fiery red. After a few seconds, the blood sigil on the glass panel began to glow.

"Hah…Hah…That should do it." muttered the grey haired medic as he panted, while he looked at the sigils. Kabuto reached into his ninja pouch and took out a small pill, before he put it in his mouth and bit down.

"Here goes nothing." Kabuto said, before he jumped into the glass panel.

Forest of Loew Village-Soul Eater Universe

At the edge calm river, there was absolutely no sound, no movement. Several abnormally large black spiders walked along the branches heading to a specific area, before several of them stopped.

The water began to glow a deep red, as unique symbol started to form out of the light. The light began to heat up the surrounding water, causing it to boil. Out of the water shot out a man before it landed on the ground.

"…Oh god…" The young man muttered, as he pushed himself up. The young man had black rimmed circular glasses, dark green eyes and ash-grey hair. His hair was unkempt bowl cut that was growing out. He wore a pair of black pants, without shoes or a shirt. But he did had weird sigils on his hands along with a pair of golden bracelets.

Kabuto took off his glasses, as he rubbed his eyes, before he put them back on. While Kabuto was zoning out, to see if he forgot anything, Ouroboros slithered up to the medic's side, before it looked up and hissed.

"What do you mean 'What's up with the sun'?" Kabuto asked as he looked at the white snake, before he looked up. "…What the serious fuck?" He questioned, as he looked at the sun. It had two large eyes, a long conical nose and a wide mouth set with large square white teeth and it looked like it was laughing. "Is it…in front of the clouds?" Kabuto asked out loud.

Ouroboros just hissed. "This doesn't seem physically possible." He commented, before he pushed up his glasses. "To be in front of the clouds would suggest that it is at least fifty miles in the sky. So the sun should be burning everything on this planet or blinded…or killed by the intense radiation a star gives off…but…Ow." Kabuto said, as he put his hands to his temple. 'My head hurts.' He thought.

The White snake slithered around Kabuto, as it hissed. "It's off. What's the supposed…oh you mean the infinity state." The grey haired medic said, as he noticed the Ouroboros symbol on his shoulder, which meant the curse mark was off. The black spider crawled along the branch and got a better looked at the grey haired man.

In on swift movement, Kabuto summoned his Snake Sage cloak. After the grey haired medic dried off his pants, he threw his cloak over his shoulders. "Hmm…" Kabuto sounded, as he looked at the palms of his hands.

"§What is it?§" Ouroboros asked.

"I feel…there's something nagging away at me head. I…I feel an urge to just…to just tear, maim and slaughter everything in my sight! To cut up the first person I see to learn how they tick. Mm…." Kabuto sounded, as he leaned his head back. "Hmhmhm…hehehehe…" He chuckled darkly, as his skin turned pale and scaly. While his eyes turned golden and serpent-like, as purple like marking formed around his eyes. Kabuto stuck his tongue out, similar to Orochimaru.

Ouroboros moved under Kabuto's maroon cloak and coiled around him, before it slithered out from under the maroon cloak and loomed over the medic's shoulder. Kabuto closed his eyes and scowled, as he used Occlumency to empty his mind and block out the foreign feeling of Madness.

"This area…it's saturated in madness…it's weird." Kabuto muttered unsure, he'd never encountered an area that radiated an emotion. The grey haired medic reached back and pulled his hood up, the hood that had the serpent-like look to it.

'…Déjà vu…' Arachne thought through her spider. 'He's like the love child of my little sister and Stein.' She observed, as the black spider moved closer.

Kabuto's eyes turned to their usual dark green as the curse mark deactivated again. "Pfft…now what?" He asked himself, before he looked forward, but took a step back when a black spider descended from a spider thread. "Well hello there, aren't you an interesting specimen." The grey haired medic commented, as held a hand up and used the back of his hand to support the spider.

"I may be more of a snake person, but I still find spiders to be fascinating." Kabuto admitted, before Ouroboros loomed over his shoulder and hissed. "Don't be jealous. Besides I am the one who created the Replicators." He commented, as he looked at the black spider. "There is a reason they take the form of spiders." He added, before he held the spider up to the tree and allowed it to crawl off him.

Kabuto glanced to his side, when he heard a loud noise. Ouroboros hissed, causing the grey haired medic to push his glasses up. "Looks like there's a party, and we weren't invited." He commented. "Though nerds like me, aren't invited to such fun events." The medic added, before the white snake moved back under the maroon cloak and concealed itself.

The grey haired medic put his hands together and formed a hand seal, before he vanished in a flicker. Kabuto appeared on top of branch as he looked at a large stone road, with several people on it and a large…thing.

The first person Kabuto saw was a man with several different types of piercings, along with a necklace. The man's eyes and ahi were brown, along with sharp teeth.

Another was a petite girl with green eyes and blonde hair that was in two pigtails. She wore a schoolgirl outfit and a trench coat with a cloak-like end. She held a scythe that looked entirely unique.

The last person caused Kabuto to tilt his head in confusion. It was a teen with a thin body, a monotone/anxious expression, black eyes, and pink hair. The hair was short, with several long, large clumps sticking out in several places. The teen wore a long black old-style robe that is tight-fitting and ends at the mid-calf level.

'…I'm confused…is that person a dude or a chick?' Kabuto thought, before he shrugged. 'Eh, I'm getting a total chick vibe from it, so…I guess it's a girl.' He thought as he looked at Crona.

"I've been waited for this moment for eight hundred years. Using the enchanter techniques, I encoded my memories into a genetic program I entrusted to my child." Giriko said, causing Kabuto to tilt his head forwards slightly. "Almost thirty shitty, boring human lifetimes have passed by. Along that way there were many times I thought I'd go crazy! Hahaha!" The man laughed.

"…Holy-fucking-similar." Kabuto muttered, as he recognized the man's voice. It sounded almost exactly like his. While large white snake slithered out from under his cloak and watched the grey haired medics back.

"Eight hundred years? What are you saying?" Maka questioned with narrowed eyes.

"For the purpose of opposing the Shibusen with its spiritual power and overwhelming organizational ability, for that purpose of storing up power, but that's over now. It's time to say goodbye to this 'good boy' self. I'm not sorry to see him go, the faggot." Giriko informed. "Do you remember the first thing I said to you? 'You're looking for the village's oldest golem, aren't you? Come with me, I'll tell you all about it' Hahaha…How gullible are you? I can't believe it! There's nobody that helpful. After a normal beginning to our meeting, this is a kick in the guts, ain't it!?" He questioned, as he dissolved and changed into a large chainsaw that the giant humanoid thing held.

"My, oh my…Hmhmhm…such an interesting place." Kabuto said with a smirk, as he watched. He observed the Golem and the petite girl fight. The grey haired medic raised an eyebrow as he listened to Giriko rant insanely, but he chose to ignore the ramblings of an insane man.

"We have to stop it, but what should do? If I make a wrong move, I'll be overpowered." Maka voiced. "If there were a long-distance attack, in that instant I could jump in…" She muttered. "Crona's Screech alpha!" She announced, as she looked at the pink haired person.

"We're just here as observers, no?" A black being said, as it rested on the top of Crona's head. "We're not going to help, even if you gave me three pieces of candy." He informed.

"…Ragnarok…" Crona said nervously, as she held her arm.

"Then four!" Maka said forcefully.

"Idiot! You've misunderstood me! There's no way in hell I'd really want candy! I'm not a little kid." The black being replied.

"How about six pieces?" Maka asked.

"It doesn't matter what number." Ragnarok informed, before the Golem charged.

"I-It's coming! T-then fifteen pieces!" The girl announced.

"What!" Ragnarok yelled, before the Golem slammed the giant chainsaw down on Crona. There was a loud grinding sound, as the chainsaw was held back by the black being. "Maka Albarn, understand after all, I would have been happy with thee…I was negotiating." He informed.

"Huh, we'll I'll be. I can't rip him apart with the first gear." Giriko commented, still as a chainsaw.

"Hey! Don't underestimate the Black Blood!" Ragnarok yelled, as he punched the giant chainsaw away. The black being dissolved into black blood and reformed sword in Crona's hand.

'Black Blood? Interesting, it looks like a form of Hemokinesis. But, that thing 'Ragnarok' looks like it had some sort of symbiotic relationship with the blood…Hmm, that ability is like…' Kabuto mused, as he held up his hand and bent it back. A bone spike came out of his wrist, before it retreated back. 'It's like the anti-theses to the Dead Bone Pulse.' He thought, before he watched he battle. There form of fighting was…well straight forward.

After Maka and Crona were thrown, back things got a bit weird. The scythe turned into a boy. "My, oh my, so much potential research material." Kabuto commented, as he pushed up his glasses, before he felt something touching him as his snake hissed.

Kabuto looked down and saw several spiders crawling along his arm. "Hmm…" He sounded, before he put his hand down and allowed them to crawl off him. He looked around and saw hundreds of spiders crawling out of the forest and towards the Golem. The spiders massed together, on the Golem before the melded together.

"…My God…" Kabuto muttered as he looked at the woman. It was a woman with an extremely pale and flawless complexion. She had a curve figure, she had long dark black hair, worn in an upwards manner with two long strands that framed either side of her face, and eyes that have both completely grey irises and pupils, each containing a black spider web pattern. She wore a long black sleeveless dress that was incredibly long. She had a narrowed black ban that encircled her neck featuring a small spider emblem, with eight extensions that protrude outwards upon the back, with four emerging from either side. "…she's…" He mumbled.

The power that radiated off was…maddening. With himself being more in tune with spiritual energy, Kabuto could feel her soul giving off a power a multitude more powerful than Sasuke's or Orochimaru's. While any Nin would disregard her for the very reason, that her Charka was almost non-existent, the power of her soul was more than impressed Kabuto. She was also giving off a dark presence as well as incredibly attractive.

"Arachne, let me explain the situation…" Giriko began, only for the woman to raise a hand.

"Arachne?" Kabuto asked himself unsure. "…Like the Greek Mythos? I guess it goes well with the spider theme." He commented, as he fixed his glasses.

"Maka, Soul…" Arachne said, surprising the two kids. "…I know, you had a fight last night over who burnt the curry, right? Soul forgot to turn off the stove." She informed.

"What!" Soul voiced.

"How could she have known that…" Maka muttered.

Arachne closed her eyes, before she opened them and looked into the forest, right at Kabuto. Not that anyone else knew that. "Would you like to come out? You were so nice to my spiders. I hope you can give me the same curtesy." She said, getting a confused look from Maka and Soul, while Crona was focused on Arachne.

After a few seconds the sound of branches moving echoed, as a figure walked out of the foliage. A figure that was dressed in a maroon cloak that covered its entire body, the figure had the hood of the cloak pulled up, obscuring the person's face.

"Me-Medusa-sama!" Crona said in shock.

"Um…No." Kabuto replied, as he glanced at the pink haired girl. Giriko made a face at the voice. "Don't mind me though. Bookish types like me are rarely invited to these types of parties. They're usually not my type of thing to be honest." He admitted.

"I'm afraid we're at a bit of an impasse." Arachne commented, as she held up a fan that was had a spider web pattern. "You know my name…while I don't know yours." She admitted, with narrowed eyes. She loathed not knowing things, and to not know who this person was irritating. It proved that she didn't know everything and she couldn't have that.

"…My name…" Kabuto muttered as he glanced down. 'No one knows who I am…No one knows my past or my crimes. No one knows of Orochimaru…I can forge my own reputation…Hmhmhehehe.' He mused with a slight chuckle. "…I'm called Kabuto." He informed uncaringly.

"Kabuto?" Arachne repeated. "I can tell your new around here, I can give you all the information you require." She informed, with her fan covering the bottom half of her face.

"Hn and you'd give me this out of the goodness of your heart?" Kabuto asked dryly, as he adjusted his hood and fixed his glasses. "Forgive me if this sounds a bit rude, but I wasn't born yesterday." He informed.

"How unpleasant… kill him, Giriko." Arachne instructed.

"With pleasure!" Giriko replied as he charged at the cloaked figure, before a chainsaw-like chain on his leg as he kicked the grey haired man in the stomach, completely bisecting him. "Heh…" The man sounded, before he forced himself to jump back as some sorta liquid shot at him.

"The hell…" Giriko muttered, when he saw the liquid that was about to hit him, melt the ground he originally stood on. The ground began to bubble and dissolve, like it was hit by a highly corrosive acid. The sound of loud metallic clanking and several high-pitched hisses, grabbed his attention.

The 'Corpse' of Kabuto, began to fall apart into several mechanical spiders that looked like they were composed of hundreds of metal blocks. The Replicators dispersed into the forest, before Giriko felt something poke him in the back of the neck.

"Did you really think I'd confront a potential enemy I knew nothing about?" Kabuto asked rhetorically, from behind Giriko, holding a Kunai blade to the back of the man's neck. He had his maroon hood down, revealing his scowling face.

Giriko pivoted himself, as kicked at the grey haired medic. Kabuto leaned back, as the chainsaw enhanced leg passed over him. Giriko then turned and lifted his foot, before he tried to slam his heel on the medic's shoulder. Kabuto casually turned, as his hand gleaned a deep blue, before he put his hand under Giriko's thigh.

Kabuto then jumped back and stood as he held his Charka Scalpel up. "What the hell? Did you just touch me?" Giriko questioned, as he tried to take a step forward, but tripped slightly.

"My, you must have a very high pain tolerance." Kabuto commented with a dark smirk.

Giriko tried to walk, before he stumbled back. "What's going on?" He asked to himself.

"Surly you must have noticed? You're right leg isn't responding to your thoughts, correct?" Kabuto asked dryly.

"What did you do?" He demanded.

"Oh, nothing..." The grey haired medic replied, before he tilted his head forward slightly. "…I just severed your biceps femoris, semitendinosus muscle, semimembranosus muscle, and your saphenous nerve." Kabuto informed as he pushed his glasses up, creating a lens flare. "Right now your left leg is all but useless." He stated, as he reached back and pulled his hood back up. "Now you were supposed to kill me, no?" He asked dryly.

"Is he related to Stein?" Maka thought with wide eyes, as she looked at Kabuto. He had a variety of similarities with the mad professor that she couldn't dispute. Arachne herself was enjoying the show, having been asleep for eight hundred years. She was actually seeing something interesting.

Crona looked from Arachne to Kabuto, and she felt…weird. This guy reminded her so much of her mother that it was frightening. Not only because of the way his style of clothing seemed to match hers, but his dryly, sadistic and intelligent attitude reminded her of Medusa's. 'Could this man…be my father? I don't know how to deal with that!' Crona though with wide eyes that darted from him to the other witch.

Two chainsaw belts formed on Giriko's legs, before he used them to move himself forward. "Hmm… using those pesky chains to move forward." Kabuto commented, as he jumped back and thrust his hand forward. "Sen'eijashu(Hidden Shadow Snake Hands)" He muttered, before several white snakes launched from the sleeve of his cloak.

The Snakes launched forward and wrapped themselves around Giriko and bound him. "Snakes? I'll dice them to pieces!" The demon weapon announced, before he formed several chainsaw chains around his body and shredded the snakes. When the snakes were dead Giriko used the Chains to move forward.

Giriko kept sending kicks to the grey haired man, but the medic kept leaning or moving out of the way. Kabuto jumped back and stood on a branch of a tree, while going through several hand-seals, confusing everyone. He reared his head back, as his cheeks bloated up. "Suiton: Suiryūdan no Jutsu(Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet Technique)" He voiced, before he spat out a large amount of water that shaped into a dragon, as it collided with the Demon Weapon.

The force of the water, threw Giriko into the forest. Kabuto landed on the ground and pushed his glasses up. While this was happening, Maka focused on Kabuto and narrowed her eyes, before her eyes went wide.

Kabuto's soul was almost as large if not larger than Kid's. His soul was a very vivid emerald green color, but in the center of his soul was small orb of black smoke. There was a lightning bolt shaped scar on the left side of the Soul's forehead, along with a pair of large circular glasses. Maka blinked in surprise at how his soul felt. His soul radiated the feeling of Madness, but not to a high extent. But he also radiated a cool, sadistic, yet polite and laidback feeling, but pasted that as a large amount of insecurity and self-loathing.

"Maka, is that guy a Witch?" Soul asked quietly.

"…I don't think so." Maka answered, they never encountered a male Witch and in the shape they were in, she didn't want him to be one.

"You know. If you hide in the forest, my Replicators will find you and they will eat you." Kabuto informed, as he looked into the forest, before he turned and looked to the pale darkly dressed woman sitting on the Golem. "Like I said before, I didn't mean to sound disrespectful with your offer, I just know nothing is for free." The grey haired medic informed seriously.

Arachne narrowed her eyes, as she held the fan up. "…" The Witch silently looked at him.

Kabuto scowled slightly, as his eyes began to turn yellow, before he controlled himself. "Whatever, I've said my peace. If you don't call off your subordinate, I will be forced to kill him. Then…well…Hmhmhm…I'll have a perfect test subject. Scratch that, you don't have to call him off." Kabuto informed with a dark smirk, as he pushed up his glasses, creating a lens flare.

Arachne raised an eyebrow. Internally she was very amused. The guy was in a foreign area. Had no idea who or what she was, yet was talking to her with respect. He could obviously tell she was powerful and important. And he was holding his own against Giriko, while the demon weapon held not candle to her in power, it was still impressive, especially since she had no idea that depths of his powers.

"Is anyone else getting a bit creeped out?" Soul asked quietly, to Maka and Crona. Kabuto and Arachne were staring at each other for almost a minute. "Are they…are they gonna kiss or something?" He said unsure.

The two kept staring, before the sound of a loud engine sound came from the forest. Giriko flew out of the forest and with his Chains active. While the two still held their staring contest, Kabuto raised his hand up, causing his sleeve to fall back. The Sigils on his hands gleaned.

"Protego." Kabuto said, before the sound of loud grinding echoed, as Giriko's attack was blocked by a blue transparent barrier. "Confringo." He added, as the Demon Weapon tried to cut through the barrier. Giriko was engulfed in a fiery explosion, sending him back. "…I don't want to have to kill you're subordinate. Loyal followers are so hard to come by." Kabuto commented. Looking into Arachne's web patterned eyes.

Arachne looked completely detached, she was actually really curious on how far this boy would go. He didn't want to earn her ire, yet seemed to show himself as a top player. He also wasn't out right denying her subtle request to join her. In fact the way he wasn't going all out against Giriko showed that he didn't want to go against her proposal.

Before Giriko could get up, Kabuto pointed his Index and Middle finger at him. "…Crucio." He said darkly, before red light shot off his fingers and hit the Demon Weapon. Everyone watched as Giriko freeze and then dropped to the ground, before he started writhing in pain. The Demon Weapon screamed like he never screamed before, as he thrashed around in intense pain.

Kabuto kept his stare on the spider themed Witch, as he slowly turned his hand, causing Giriko to move with it. The grey haired medic began to smile sadistically, as his glasses gleaned.

Arachne shifted slightly, as she looked at Kabuto. Not that she'd never admit it to anyone, but the sadism Kabuto was displaying was arousing her. "…Fine, enough." She said softly.

"Hm…" Kabuto sounded, as he released the Cruciatus Curse.

"You fucking asshole!" Giriko yelled, as he forced himself to stand up. "What in the hell was that!?" He demanded as he glared at the grey haired medic.

Kabuto just smirked. "Would you believe magic?" He asked dryly, getting a raised eyebrow from the Witch. "And let's just say, I have more where that came from." He informed, as his hand began to glow a vivid green.

"Giriko…" Arachne voiced.

"What the hell do you want?!" The Demon weapon snapped.

Arachne looked at the man apathetically. "I don't like kids that shout." She commented.

Giriko sighed, before he looked at the Witch. "…What is it?" He asked.

"The Golem will run out of energy soon, let's withdraw." Arachne said.

"What?" Giriko asked with annoyance.

"They're waiting to welcome us. There will be many more fights in the future." Arachne informed.

Kabuto pushed his glasses up, as he watched the interaction. He could have just killed Giriko with his back turned, but he held back. He was new here and he didn't want to make enemies off the back, that'd be bad business.

"Ugh, I guess there's no helping it. I'll leave the rest to you, Golem." Giriko said to the humanoid thing. "It doesn't matter what happens, I'll kill you eventually." The Demon Weapon said, as he looked a Kabuto, before he grabbed Arachne and carried her off.

"Man that sucks, I wish I could have stared at her longer." Kabuto muttered, before he heard a loud bang. He turned and saw the Golem was attacking the kids. "Ugh…should I help them?" He asked himself unsure. He had no obligation to help and he wasn't the type to bud into other people's business. "Pfft…Fuck it." Kabuto said, before he held his hand up to the Golem.

While Crona was blocking the Giant Golem from hitting Maka, the Golem was slowly moving back, before it was thrown back into several trees.

"…Yo Idiot, I'm home." Kabuto said, as he stood in front of Crona whit his arms spread out slightly. The Golem pushed itself up, and then charged at the grey haired medic. Kabuto leveled his palm at the humanoid and focused on The Golem. Before it started to slide back, as the grey haired medic used his mind and magic to impart kinetic energy to the Golem.

The Golem started to fight against Kabuto's telekinetic force, and move closer to the group. "Confringo." Kabuto spoke, before a flame-like explosion forced the Golem to stumble back slightly. "…Bombarda." He said, before the shoulder of the Golem was sent back by an explosion, but continued forward. "Bombarda…Bombarda…Bombarda!" The grey haired wizard repeated, causing the Golem to explode, but it kept shrugging it off and continuing forward.

Kabuto scowled, as he flattened his hand out and slashed it at the Golem's neck. "Defodio." He said darkly, before the Golem froze. "Checkmate." Kabuto commented, as he pushed his glasses up, just as the Golem's head fell off its body.

Maka, Soul and Crona looked at Kabuto with wide eyes. But the medic disregarded them as he walked to the decapitated Golem. "My, what an interesting creature…I wonder…" Kabuto trailed off, before he put his hand on the Golem's corpse. His left eye turned crimson red, as a pinwheel design formed, before the Golem was sucked into a vortex.

"A-a-are you a witch?" Crona asked, as she held her Black Blood sword, ready to kill.

Kabuto's eyes returned to their usual dark green as he stood up and faced the three kids. "That's a bit archaic." He commented, as he fixed his glasses. "I prefer the term Sage, more than anything." He admitted.

"Sage?" Crona asked unsure, as the black sword melted and formed a being on her back.

"They are those damn hippies! I hate hippies!" Ragnarok interrupted, before he pointed at Kabuto. "Get out of here you stupid hippy!" He yelled.

"…Right…" Kabuto said slowly, as he moved Ragnarok's finger away from his face. "And Sage's aren't hippies. They're people who are able to harness the energy in nature…" He admitted, before he sighed. "And while that does sound really 'Hippy-ish' it isn't." He insisted.

"Hmph, whatever! You stole my thunder!" Ragnarok informed with crossed arms. "I was going to work for my candy. But, then you showed up and Ka-blam, everything's all fucked up." He complained. "I'm not getting my candy because of you!" the black bloodied being said.

"…Ragnarok." Crona said nervously.

"Maka, Maka…" Soul said, as he tried to get the girl to move, but she seemed to be paralyzed.

"C-c-can you help my friend?" Crona asked as she looked at Kabuto, while she held had shoulder.

"Are you really trusting this guy?!" Ragnarok demanded. "I mean look at him!" He said, as he pointed his finger again. Kabuto blinked a few times. "I mean, make his cloak black, dye his hair blonde and give him some snake tattoos, and he could pass as the male version of Medusa-sama!" The Black Bloodied being said. "Hell for all we know, he could be your father!" He added.

Kabuto looked down at his maroon cloak. "Huh…Black might work." He muttered, before he looked back at the pink haired girl, who was looking at him with wide eyes.

"A-are you my papa?" She asked nervously, while Make and Soul watched quietly.

"Um…I don't think so…" Kabuto admitted unsure, as he glanced down in thought. "I wouldn't know how to deal with having a child." He informed as he fixed his glasses, getting a slight nod from Crona.

"I wouldn't know how to deal with having a papa." Crona admitted, as she held her shoulder nervously.

"I'm glad we went over this." Kabuto said dryly, as he looked at the paralyzed Meister, and then back to Crona. "So you're ability with your blood, I'm curious. How do you do it?" He asked.

"Well…It's ah…" Crona began, before she looked around nervously.

"Why do you want to know?" Ragnarok interjected rudely, as he got in front of Crona.

"Because…" Kabuto began, before his eyes turned golden and serpent-like as he glared at the black bloodied being. "…I'm curious." He added, as he adjusted glasses, with his eyes turning dark green.

'H-He's just like her.' Ragnarok thought. If there was one person he feared, it was Medusa and now there was a male, charismatic, slightly nicer version of her.

"Eh, Crona…I think I'd be best to tell him." Ragnarok said quietly to the pink haired girl, before he melted into her blood.

Crona looked at Kabuto for a second, before her eyes darted around, like someone was out to get her. 'Hmm, she reminds me a lot of Gaia…though not to the same extent. Gaia wasn't shy, she was more introverted and well, she had a wicked bloodlust. But, there's something really dark about this girl.' Kabuto mused. "So your names Crona?" He asked, getting a slight nod from the pink haired girl. 'Geez, talk about mythically obsessed, first Arachne from the Greek Mythos, then Ragnarok from the Norse and now Crona…which I can assume is Cronus.' The grey haired medic thought dryly.

"So you want me to heal your friend, I assume you mean, tiny and blonde over there." Kabuto said, as he pushed up his glasses.

"Mm-Hmm…" Crona sounded quickly, as she nodded.

Kabuto looked at Maka, then Crona. 'I'm really not one to help without a price…but, you remind me a lot of Gaia…more than I like to admit.' He thought sadly. "Fine, I'll help." Kabuto said with a shrug, like it didn't really matter to him.

"J-just please be careful, she's my friend." Crona said nervously.

"…Right." Kabuto muttered with narrowed eyes, as he walked forward, only for Soul to move in the way.

"I won't let you hurt Maka, if I see any funny business. I'll cut you up and eat your soul." Soul threatened.

Kabuto glanced down as he pushed his glasses up. "One like you shouldn't make such big threats…it makes you look weak." He commented, as he walked past the white haired kid and knelt down next to the paralyzed blonde. The medic's hand gleaned a light green, as he activated the mystical palm technique.

"W-what are you doing?" Maka asked. When she saw Kabuto was reaching for her chest.

"I'm going to use your heart to spread out my Chakra to see where your ailment is." He informed, as he put his hand on her chest.

"Not like there's anything for him to touch with that flat chest." Ragnarok commented, as he appeared over Crona's shoulder.

"…T-that's rude Ragnarok." Crona replied.

Kabuto chose to ignore them, as he narrowed his eyes. "Interesting…It seems like someone's put a curse on you." He informed, as he stood up.

"Can you fix it?" Crona asked.

"Oh yeah, that'd be easy." Kabuto replied as he leveled his hand at the blonde. "Finite Incantatem." He spoke, before a red light shot from his palm and hit Maka in the chest. Before Soul could attack, Maka slowly sat up and moved her hands.

"Thanks um…I never got your name." Maka said, as she looked at the medic with big green eyes.

"My names Kabuto Yakushi." The grey haired medic informed, as he pushed his glasses up. '…Or Harry Potter, but that's the name of a lonely boy that everyone hates.' He thought.

"Thanks Mr. Yakushi." Maka said, as she bowed slightly. "And thanks for helping us with the Witch." She added.

"…Yeah…" Kabuto said dryly, before the group heard someone approaching.

Maka turned around and saw a young man, in a priest's attire approaching them. "You're Justin Law." Maka announced.

"Who?" Soul asked.

"One of the youngest Death Scythes in the world." Maka answered, before she remembered something and turned around. "Mr. Yakushi can you come…with…us?" She trailed off, as she noticed Kabuto wasn't there anymore.

"Where'd that guy go?" Soul questioned, as he put his hands in his pockets.

Crona was holding herself nervously, she saw the grey haired man vanished in a swirling vortex that came from his eye, but she didn't want to bring it up. 'I hope no one asks me, I don't think I'd know how to deal with that.' She thought.

A Town Outside of Death City

"Hah…Hah…Hah…Oh God…" Kabuto panted out, as he leaned against a building in an alley way. He felt the effects of the Military Rations Pill subside, and he began to feel the fatigue of universal traveling along with his fight catch up with him.

Kabuto sat on the concrete ground, before he rubbed his left eye in irritation. The grey haired medic rested for a few minutes, before he heard the sound of something moving. A kunai fell from Kabuto's sleeve, before he threw it at where the noise came from.

A hissing sound caused him to take a second glance, before he went towards the sound. Kabuto looked behind a trash can and saw a snake coiled up, before it launched itself right at him. Just before Medusa reached his mouth, Kabuto caught the snake mid-air.

Medusa hissed, as she tried to bite the grey haired medic. Kabuto narrowed his eyes at the snake, before his eyes went wide. "Aren't you just cutest thing?!" He said, as he looked at the snake, causing Medusa to stop trying to bite him. Some people thought puppies and kittens were cute, Kabuto thought snakes were cute.

'...What?' She thought.

"Oh, what asshole draws arrows on a snake?" Kabuto asked, as he noticed the snake was covered in arrows. "But, they do seem to fit." He admitted. Medusa got annoyed, before she tried to possess the guy as she worked to get out of his grip, while snapping her maw at him.

"Looks like somebody missed there nappy time." Kabuto said dryly. "But, I do like snakes with a bit to them...Hehehe…" He chuckled darkly, before he glanced back. "…We have a new friend Ouroboros." He informed.

Medusa stopped thrashing, when she heard a loud hiss. That's when she noticed something about the boy holding her. He looked a lot like Stein, well minus the stitching. 'Wait…Is this guy copying my style?' Medusa thought when she saw his cloak. That was before she saw long white snake slither out from under his cloak. The white snake coiled around the lower part of Kabuto's body, before it loomed over his shoulder. 'I have to admit, it does look good on him…And it will look better on me!' Medusa thought, before she tried to launch herself again.

Kabuto caught the snake again, before he wagged his finger at it. "No, bad, that's a no, no." He reprehended, causing the snake to glare. "No, I'm just messing with you. Hehehe…I know how snakes are." He commented, as he put the black snake with arrows all over it, down. "§You seem a bit lost, do you want me to take care of you?§" He asked in Parseltongue.

Medusa glanced around in confusion. She didn't understand way the guy was hissing. "§Maybe she's shy.§" Ouroboros hissed, as it slithered around the black snake. Medusa watched as the white snake hiss to the young man, while she herself was an expert in Snakes, she couldn't understand them.

"Is that true, are you shy?" Kabuto asked, in a baby-like voice as he looked at the black snake. The Black snakes tongue flicked out, as its glare seemed to intensify. "§Maybe she's just anti-social.§" He commented as he looked at Medusa. "Do you want to stick with me? In such a populated city, you're not that safe." He said, as he held his hand out to the black snake.

'…Hmm…' Medusa thought, as she looked from Kabuto to Ouroboros. She saw that the white snake was glaring at her with golden serpent eyes. 'What's with this snake?...If I am with this guy, that lessens the chance of being confronted by the Shibusen. But there is something about this guy…His soul is practically saturated in power and…Oh, what's this?' Medusa thought, as she tried to feel out Kabuto's soul. 'Oh my, hmhmhm…so much Madness inside him…Oh this'll be fun.' The Black Snake thought, before Medusa slithered forward and coiled around Kabuto's arm.

"Aren't you a cutie?" Kabuto said, as he rubbed the snake's head. Medusa forced herself not to bite the grey haired medic, though it was a nice change from the usual 'Kill the Snake' 'Kill the Witch' or the classic 'It's Medusa, kill her' attitude she usually received.

"Well Ouroboros welcome the new edition to our…um…Family? Group?" Kabuto said unsure, as he looked up. "…Division?" He said. Ouroboros looked at Medusa with narrowed eyes, before it looked up at Kabuto and hissed. "Society of Snakes? Huh, rolls off the tongue. But it sounds kind pretentious and…douche, so that's a no." He commented.

Medusa narrowed her eyes, but didn't say anything. She actually liked that one. "Well, let's cause a bit of chaos." Kabuto said with a smirk, as he pulled up his hood and pushed up his glasses. Medusa's eyes gleaned with sadism and madness, glad the person she was coiled around wasn't a 'Good guy'.

'This is going to be so much fun.' Kabuto and Medusa thought at the same time. Kabuto thought as the lenses to his glasses gleaned and Medusa thought with wide smirk as a black arrow came out of her mouth, acting like a snake tongue.

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Here's my new story. It's a spin-off of my Serpent Sorcerer story. Were this Kabuto wasn't as luck as the original. I did try my best to re-cap what had happened and what was changed from this story and the orignal.

And for those of you who want to know the pairing it will be Kabuto x Gorgon Family. So he'll be paired with Medusa, Arachne, Shaula and Fem-Crona. I'm not pairing him with Maka, Blair or Tsubaki, I mean none of their personalities are compatible with Kabuto's, so i won't bother. And as for Shaula being dead and all, i'll try to write a believable resurrection without the Edo Tensi.

Also for those of you that don't know, this is a Three Way Crossover with Naruto, Soul Eater and Harry Potter.

Anyway i'd like to hear feedback, you know. If it sucked or if it was good.