??: Duh. Duh. Duh-

??: Silver, that's the WORST beat ever.

??: Don't be so hard on him Shadow.

??: Sonic, you have to admit, that beat does suck.

??: Hey Solar, have you seen my iPod?

Solar: Here it is Solstice. (tosses iPod to Solstice)

Solstice: Now for some music! (plugs iPod into amp, beginning of Crazy Train soon follows)

Shadow: That's music (as opposed to Silver's crappy beat)! Sonic, press the button!

Sonic: Whatever. (presses button)

Everyone: (puff of smoke and everyone has their backs to the readers and are wearing leather jackets with their names on them)

Silver: Nice, very nice.

Shadow: Now, for the first intro!

Sonic: Start!

Solar: The!

Solstice: God!

Shadow: Damn!

Silver: Story!

It was New Year's Eve, and everyone gathered on Angel Island for the occasion. Sonic finally got over the fact that Solar actually could get a date while he couldn't, except with Amy. Solar started the countdown to the new year: "10...9...8...7..." Everyone joined in, "6...5...4...3...2...1...!" Multiple shooting stars began to fall from the sky, celebrating the "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!" Solstice broke out a bottle of champagne. Blaze broke the bottle over his head and set him and the contents of the bottle on fire. He ran around in pain and Knuckles handed Rouge 20 dollars in change.

Knuckles's POV:

Okay, I just lost a bet. I bet that Solstice could go 3 hours into the New Year without getting beaten up by a girl. Apparently, I was wrong. But looking back, was a stupid bet anyway. Solstice is a stupid, skirt-chasing, never-gonna-get-a-date, perverted-

Solstice's POV:

Two words Knuckles: Screw you.

3rd Person:

After a massive brawl between Solstice and Knuckles broke out, leaving both of them almost mortally wounded, everyone managed to settle down and actually watch the meteor shower that was going on. Sonic tried to enforce the restraining order he made especially for Amy, he failed epically. Solstice failed even more with Abi. Solar actually didn't mind when Tulip leaned on his tanned chest fur. He stifled a sneeze when her pony tail brushed against his nose. It's been a while since it's been this peaceful. Solar was about to doze off, until something caught his eye. What the-? A star collapsed and turned into a black hole. That wasn't supposed to happen. I should see Dad. Solar got up and sprinted home, no one noticed because they were to busy celebrating. Everyone except Tulip, who was sleeping on Solar, fell over when he left.

"Solar...?" Tulip wondered and looked around for him. In the midst of the heroes' party, the black hedgehog, however, was nowhere to be found.

Solar got into bed and fell into a dreamless sleep. Dad, if you're not there then you are probably-

I'm probably what, son? A gray hedgehog with red-orange and black highlights and piercing blue eyes walked out of the shadows that lingered in Solar's slumber. It was non other than Entity the Hedgehog, a.k.a. Solar, Luna, and Taurus's dad.

Nothing Dad. Entity pulled his son into a hug.

Solar! It's been a while! How've you been? Know any good jokes?

You know I do! So there's this-WAIT A MINUTE. You're trying to keep me off-topic. Solar tapped his foot on the ground, which technically didn't exist.

You got me. Anyway what's your question? The gray hedgehog did a 540 to a handstand. It was like gravity didn't exist at all.

Alright, so when I was watching the meteor shower last night-

This morning.

Whatever. As I was saying, one of the stars went out.

That's normal.

But it went out without a supernova.

That is strange. Entity flipped back into a standing position and faced his son grimly.

What do you want me to do?

Cut yourself off from Tulip.

WHAT?!

You heard me- Solar grabbed Entity by the shoulders and shook him violently.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

Is that the first time you swore? Solar nodded.

I won't do it.

Son-

You always make suckish plans.

Do you want her to get hurt?

No, are you threatening me?

No. Entity shook his head. But you should do it, if you don't what that to happen. Solar was caught between two evils; neither of which were very nice ones at that.

Fine.

BUT, since I'm a nice person, you can say the word 'love' and any other words that can come from it three times.

That's it? Entity nodded grimly; Solar groaned. If I must.

I know you don't want to son. Solar sighed.

But she's been with me, like, forever!

I understand that.

Oh, one last question.

What?

If you're sterile, how did you and Mom have us? Entity began to sweat nervously. Dammit! I can't tell him!

Dad, you're thinking out loud. Now tell me!

No.

Tell me!

No!

TELL ME!

GOOD NIGHT SON.

But Dad!

GOOD NIGHT SON.

But-

GOOD NIGHT. Entity's hands glowed sky blue and he palmed Solar in the solar plexus. Solar woke up abruptly, he looked around. An alarm clock read 11:53. Wait, I know it's really 7:32, and why am I wearing PJ's? I don't wear clothes! Solar looked at the other half of the bed, there was something under the covers. That's either a dead horse, or Tulip. He pulled up the bedaheet and found, a yellow horse who was very much alive.

"Hi! I'm (insert a name of a "My Little Pony" doll thing)!" Solar was not amused. He picked up a gun lying on the bedside table and pointed it at his head.

"Ha, ha, ha. Very funny." He pulled the trigger, and as the bullet was moving up shaft, he quickly pointed it at the pony thing. The impact of the bullet to the horse woke up Solar. He was in his own, one person bed. He got up and was relived to see that he wasn't wearing clothes. A single thought drifted into his mind: Dad, you have one twisted sense of humor.

Shadow: My Little Pony! My Little Pony-

Solar: Dragon de Sol! (dragon starts mauling Shadow)

Taurus: My. Little. Pony.

Solar: Why you- (lunges for Taurus)

Luna: Grow up you two! (everyone but Luna floats upward)

Me: ANYWAY, I think this is going to be my action best story yet!

Sonic: This is your first action story. That means it HAS TO BE your best.

Me: (presses gray button on DA REMOTE, a safe falls on Sonic)