Sanzo paused with his hand still on the doorknob. He had come intending to ask Hakkai if he knew the whereabouts of Sanzo's missing clothing. The sight that greeted him now overwhelmed him so completely that his brain refused to see it all at once, allowing only flashes of the image before him.
/Gojyo's body pinning Hakkai's to the wall/
/Hakkai's black-clad wrists held above his head in one large hand/
/Gojyo's jaw, glimpsed between crimson hair and Hakkai's neck/
/Muscles, bunched in the hanyou's back/
/Khaki pants unbuttoned, riding low/
/Shadowed valley dipping between pale hip and abdomen/
/Puckered scar exposed below shirt pushed high/
/Outline of Gojyo's thumb, stroking a nipple under black silk/
/Hakkai's eyes closed above flushed cheeks/
/Lower lip glistening as it slides from between Hakkai's teeth/
/Perfectly wanton sigh escaping as Gojyo lavishes attentions/
…on Hakkai, who was wearing Sanzo's clothes.
Sanzo's hands, moving of their own accord, brought out the Smith&Wesson. It was cocked, and the monk was raising it to aim when a chi blast knocked it from his hand.
That's all right, Sanzo thought, as he reached into his sleeve again, I don't need the gun. It'll be a lot more fun to beat the fucker to death, anyway.
Gojyo and Hakkai parted, the latter covering his head with his arms in preparation for his first encounter with the fan, while the former called Sanzo's name in an effort to distract him.
Sanzo, to the complete surprise of both, bypassed Hakkai altogether and headed directly for Gojyo.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING" whack, whack "STEALING MY CLOTHES FOR YOUR SICK LITTLE FUCKING GAMES" whackity-whack "YOU PERVERTED FUCK" whack, whack, whack, whack "WHAT THE HELL ARE DOING TO HAKKAI" punch "TEACHING HIM THIS SHIT" whack "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU" kick, kick " WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE" whack, whack, slap " I'M GONNA BURN THOSE CLOTHES WITH YOU IN THEM…" Suddenly Sanzo fell, draped over Gojyo, as Hakkai's second chi blast hit him.
Gojyo dumped Sanzo's limp form onto the floor and stood to look at his companion.
Hakkai covered a giggle. "Whoops."