T.D.H.
Panty, Stocking and Brief arrived at the nightclub. There were stairs leading up to 2 floors. They went to the first floor. Panty was going to help get Stocking laid. She was also going to get Brief to have fun by getting him drunk.
"Er, girls. I don't drink," stammered Brief.
"You do tonight," said Panty.
They arrived at the bar and Panty ordered 3 largers. As the bartender filled up their pints, Panty looked around trying to find the best man for Stocking. It was then that a man's voice was heard.
"Stocking Anarchy?"
He was a dapper looking gentleman wearing a top hat, black tail coat, white shirt, black trousers and shoes. He was also holding a cane. He looked like Bela Lugosi's Dracula when he entered London.
He was right up Stocking's street.
"Yes?" she asked interestingly.
"I have longed to meet you for months," said the man, who had an English accent. "I go by my initials 'T.D.H'. That stands for 'Tall, Dark and Handsome'."
Stocking was starting to become attracted to him. But Panty just stared at him.
What a freak, she thought. Who the fuck dresses like that in a modern nightclub?
Everyone else was all dressed in shirts and jeans and this 'T.D.H' just stuck out as if you were playing a game of "Where's T.D.H?".
"Shall we go upstairs? I'll buy you a drink," he suggested.
"Oh thank you," said Stocking.
He took Stocking by the hand and they began to walk upstairs to the second floor.
Stocking gave Panty an expression on her face saying "Yay!".
Panty looked back at her. She gave Stocking a weak smile. She worried that there was something not right with this guy.
The bartender gave Panty and Brief 3 pints. Brief looked at his pint. He doesn't like the look of it.
"Well, what are you waiting for?" asked Panty.
Brief just stared at it. He didn't want to drink it.
"C'mon, you girl. Drink it!" said Panty impatiently.
Brief decided to sip it and gagged. He didn't like it.
"Be a man, you little bitch! Drink some more. I paid for it and you're gonna drink it," demanded Panty.
Brief then drank more and managed to drink half the pint.
"I know it tastes gross when you drink it the first time," said Panty. "But trust me, you'll like that taste. It's like when you drink tea for the first time. It tastes kind of ew, but you get used to it."
"Okay," said Brief. He drank a bit more and then he managed to finish it.
"Good boy," said Panty. "And since Stocking is not here, you have to drink this extra pint."
"Okay," said Brief. He started to drink that. He didn't like doing it, but he did it just to impress Panty. Seriously, if he had any sense in him whatsoever…
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Later on, Panty was watching Stocking and T.D.H up on the second floor talking and laughing away. This made her feel anxious.
Maybe I'm overreacting, thought Panty. She'll be fine.
She then tried her own luck at picking up men. But no avail. Every man she flirted with turned out to either have a girlfriend, a wife or a boyfriend. She was not having a good night. She was bored shitless and wanted to go home.
Brief had just finished his 7th pint. He was now drunk. He babbled nonsense and didn't have a clue to what was going on. Panty stood next to him. Brief then grabbed Panty by the waist and held her in a very romantic way.
"Whoa, Geek boy. This is a side of you I didn't know," She said surprised.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…" he shushed her as he placed his finger on her lips.
He then began to bring her face up to his.
They were about to kiss.
Panty was game.
And just as they were about to touch each other's lips, a tidal wave of vomit came out of Brief's mouth and hit Panty on the face.
Panty pushed him away and he projectile vomited all over the bar. Everybody else in the nightclub groaned in disgust. He then ran over to the banister and vomited all over the people dancing on the bottom floor. They were all covered in vomit. This caused them to run away grossed out. From the second floor, Stocking and TDH looked down and cringed.
"He's not with us," Stocking said to TDH.
Panty pulled out her Smartphone and dialled Garter.
"Garter, we're going home."
So, Panty and the drunken Brief were outside the front doors waiting for Garter. Brief groaned as he was not feeling well. Garter then pulled up in See Through. Panty helped Brief get into the car.
"Hold on, Garter. I'm gonna get Stockin'," said Panty as she went back inside the club.
Panty went up to the second floor to look for Stocking. She was nowhere to be seen. She asked a bartender where she was and he said that she and T.D.H had left.
"Oh no," said Panty.
She got out her phone and tried to call her.
Stocking and T.D.H were in T.D.H's car. He was at the wheel and Stocking was snuggled up beside him. Her Smartphone began to ring. But pulled her phone out of her handbag and just turned it off.
Panty had no answer on her phone. She was in despair. She went outside and got into the car. She told Garter that Stocking went home with a man she met. Garter drove home. They dropped Brief at the doorstep of his house along the way.
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The next morning, Panty was in the sitting room with a bowl of cereal. She still worried about Stocking. But as luck would have it, the elevator doors opened and Stocking appeared. She had a strange look on her face. She looked really giddy.
"We have you been?" asked Panty.
"Over at T.D.H's," answered Stocking in a tone that sounded like she was a million miles away.
Panty and Garter looked at her.
"Bitch, are you stoned?" asked Garter.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm," replied Stocking.
"Are you on drugs. Can I have some?" asked Panty.
"Yes, I'm on a drug," answered Stocking. "It's called T.D.H."
"Sounds like some fucked up drug," said Garter.
"It's not a drug. It's that asshole she met last night," said Panty.
"He's NOT an asshole," said Stocking. "T.D.H stands for 'Tall, Dark and Handsome'."
"It also stands for 'The Dick Head'," snarked Panty.
"Well, I think he's kind, charming, handsome and great in bed," said Stocking.
"You've fucked him?" asked Panty.
"Oh yes," answered Stocking. "It was wonderful."
"I tried to call you last night and you didn't answer," said Panty.
"Yeah, my battery went down. Oops. It's happens," said Stocking.
"So, how did you do it?" asked Panty.
Stocking began to explain the hot, sticky details:
"Well, we took our clothes off. He has a massive cock. I took a picture of it on my phone. Then he let me be on top of him, like a gentleman and then he..."
Panty interrupted her "Wait a minute. You said your battery ran out. How can you take a picture if your battery ran out?"
Stocking replied "Well, what I meant to say was that before my battery ran out, I managed to take a picture."
Panty grabbed Stocking's handbag. She pulled out Stocking's Smartphone and turned it on. The battery was full.
"You bitch! You lied to me!" said Panty.
"So what?" asked Stocking. "What's the big deal?"
"The big deal is that I wanted to know if you were safe!" said Panty.
Stocking laughed. "Panty Anarchy, a girl who doesn't give a fuck about anyone but herself, wants to know if someone else is safe?"
Panty gave Stocking a serious look. Stocking looked back at her.
"Dude, relax. He used a condom. I was safer than safe. His house was all old-fashioned and looks like something out of a horror movie. My kind of place. I'm gonna meet him again tonight. I might stay over again for a night of hot sex!"
She then hugged Panty.
"I wanna thank you so much for bringing me to that club last night. You're the best sister in the world."
Panty smiled but was worried for her.
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That night, TDH arrived in his car. It was an old-fashioned motor car. He picked up Stocking and drove off. Little did they know was that Panty was in See Through and she was secretly following them.
Stocking and TDH arrived at the fair. Panty followed them and spied on them. She had her Smartphone and took pictures of them. They didn't notice her. As she watched them, they were having a good time and were enjoying each other's company. So far, so good.
The next night, they went to the cinema. Panty secretly followed them. Stocking and TDH were sitting in the middle row and Panty was at the back. Stocking was cuddling up beside TDH. The film they went to see was a supernatural horror movie. Not Panty's type of film. She covered her eyes at the scary parts.
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The next day, Stocking and TDH were at the shopping centre. Panty was spying on them again. She took pictures of the couple having lunch. She then thought to herself: Maybe I am overreacting. Maybe this guy isn't too bad.
"HEY, PANTY!" yelled Brief's voice from across the food court.
"Shit!" thought Panty as Brief spotted her.
Brief ran over to her and tried to apologize for vomiting on her. Panty kept telling Brief to Fuck off hoping Stocking and TDH wouldn't notice her spying on them. But they could hear Brief's voice and walked over to where Panty was. Stocking was not happy.
"I knew that you were spying on us for the past 2 days," said Stocking.
She grabbed Panty's Smartphone and saw all the photos she took. This made Stocking disgusted.
"What the fuck is your problem?" she asked.
"I just don't like you hanging out with that dickhead!" shouted Panty as she looked at a surprised TDH.
"I don't see why you don't like me very much. I have nothing against you," he said.
"Hey, shut the fuck up, you limey!" shouted Panty "Go have some tea and crumpets or some shit and go to a dentist you crooked teethed fuck!"
"Oh you're very witty," TDH replied sarcastically.
"You know what, bitch?" Stocking said to Panty. "TDH has asked me to move in with him. And I'm going to do just that!"
"Fine," said Panty.
Stocking and TDH walked away. Panty looked at Brief and smacked him in the face.
"Thanks a lot for blowing my cover, dipshit!"
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That late afternoon, Stocking was in her room packing her bags. Panty was her own room, sitting on the bed with her arms folded.
Garter came into Stocking's room.
"Stockin', even though you're moving out, you have to keep this with you."
He gave her the Ghost Detector, which is a remote control with an antennae on top of it. It shines a beam detecting ghosts.
"You still have a job to do."
Stocking took the Ghost Detector.
"Do you wanna say anything to Panty before you leave?" asked Garter.
Stocking thought about going into Panty's room and calling her a cunt, but she just shook her head.
She finished packing her suitcase and left the house. Panty watched her from her window.
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So, Stocking moved in with TDH. She was glad to get away from Panty. When they arrived in the house, he told Stocking there was a surprise in the dining room for her. She went in and saw that there were two waiters standing there with dome dishes and a bottle of champagne. Stocking couldn't believe it.
"This is your 'Welcome Home' dinner," said TDH.
Stocking and TDH had a romantic dinner by candlelight.
Stocking felt that her life was turning for the better.
After dinner, they went upstairs to bed. As they took their clothes off, TDH took out some handcuffs.
"Oh, kinky!" said Stocking.
TDH handcuffed Stocking wrists by the bed. He got on top of her, but Stocking wanted to know why he wasn't wearing a condom.
"I want us to have a child," he said.
Stocking didn't know what to think.
"Errrrrrrr, I'm not sure if I'm ready yet," she said.
"You'll be ready," said TDH kissing her neck.
Stocking was getting uncomfortable.
"TDH, stop it," she protested.
But TDH made his way down her breasts.
"TDH, stop it!" she said.
But TDH made it down to her legs.
"LOOK, I SAID STOP IT!" she screamed as she kicked him in the face.
"Ow!" cried TDH as he rubbed his nose.
He looked at Stocking who was breathing heavily. She was very angry. Looking across the room, TDH saw the Ghost Detector on the table. He picked it up.
"What is this?" he asked.
"That's a Ghost Detector," said Stocking.
TDH looked at and said "Let see if it works. Waiters!"
The two waiters came into the room. TDH pressed the button on the remote control and a green beam came out from the antenna and shined over them. The beam turned red. They started to morph into none other than Scanty and Kneesocks.
"Hello, Anarchy," they cackled.
"What the fuck is going on?" asked Stocking.
"You see, Anarchy, you're going to give birth to the ultimate Hellspawn," said Scanty.
"TDH has had a massive crush on you for months wanted to start a family with you," said Kneesocks.
They glared at her.
"You are becoming our third sister," they said.
Just then, Stocking started to feel herself change. She screamed in pain.
"It's working," said TDH. "The food you ate is turning you evil."
Stocking started screaming in pain some more and them her eyes turned red, her teeth became pointy and she grew long sharp fingernails. She had a wicked smile.
"Oh, isn't she magnificent, sister?" asked Scanty.
"A true creature of beauty," said Kneesocks. "We are now officially a trio."
TDH took off Stocking's cuffs. She got off the bed and stood up.
"Now, Stocking. I want you to kill Panty Anarchy. Would you do that for me, my love?" asked TDH.
"Yes, my beloved," said Stocking in a demonic voice.
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That night, Panty was in her bedroom writing into her diary. She was very sad. Will her sister be okay?
Just then, lightning came from the Heavens and burst through the ceiling. Chuck was on Panty's floor licking his balls. He was having a great time until the lightning hit him and he got electrocuted.
He then coughed up a piece of paper that said "SPIDER" on it. Panty looked at it, puzzled.
'SPIDER'? What the fuck? she thought.
Then she heard a loud crash from the lounge. She ran downstairs and arrived into the sitting room. Someone or something was in the elevator. The doors opened to reveal Stocking, much to Panty's relief.
But to her horror, her sister had glowing red eyes, sharp teeth and claws. TDH was standing right next to her.
"I knew it!" Panty said to TDH. "I knew that was something fucked up about you!"
"Stocking, be a dear and cut your sister's throat out, please," said TDH.
Stocking turned her stockings into katanas. Instead of them being blue, they're red. She let out a loud distorted screech as Panty ran into the kitchen.
Stocking followed her into the kitchen only to find a big cake sitting on the table.
"We made this for you, Stockin'," said Panty. "This was honour you coming home."
Stocking looked at them as if she calmed down. But then she quickly came back into her attack mode and ran straight towards the cake. She slashed through it causing cream, icing and crumb to go everywhere.
Panty held up a chair like a lion tamer. Stocking slashed her katanas at the chair destroying it.
"Panty, use your pistol," shouted Garter.
Panty turned her panties into a pistol and pointed it at Stocking, who growled at her. Panty's hand shook as she pointed the gun at Stocking.
She couldn't shoot her. It was her sister.
Then she felt Chuck brushing up beside her ankles. She picked up Chuck and threw him at Stocking. He landed on Stocking's face. Panty and Garter ran out of the kitchen. Stocking tore Chuck in half with her claws and threw the halves on the floor.
Panty and Garter ran up the stairs. Garter ran into his room and locked the door. Panty ran up to the door and started pounding it with her fists.
"Garter, let me in, Goddammit!" she cried.
"Panty, you're the only one who can stop her!" said Garter.
Stocking made her way up the stairs and Panty ran into her room.
She had blocked her door with a chest of drawers. Stocking pounded and pounded outside the door. She then stuck her katanas through it and tore it down. She made her way into the room and she stood there with her glowing red eyes. Her mouth opened with to reveal the sharp fangs and foam oozing out as she growled. Panty stood there staring at her trying to reason with her.
"I'm not gonna kill you, Stockin'. You're my sister and I care about you."
TDH entered the room.
"She's not your sister anymore," He said. "Soon, she will be my bride and we will make a baby that'll become the ultimate Hellspawn."
Stocking then grabbed Panty by the throat and raised her katana getting ready to slice her in half.
"Goodbye, Panty Anarchy," said TDH grinning. "Like the old saying goes: 'Good riddance to bad rubbish'."
Stocking was just about to stick her katana into Panty, until she noticed Panty's diary on the bed. She let go of Panty and picked up the diary. She read it. On the page, it was about the night that her and Panty went the club and met TDH.
It said "Stockin' met some douche called TDH. I don't like him one bit. I'm really worried about Stockin'. If he lays a finger on her, I'll snap his cock off!"
She read the next page which was the following day: "Followed Stocking and the asswipe to the fair. I'll be ready to blow his fuckin' head off if he hurts her."
She read the third page which is what Panty wrote for today: "Stocking has gone to live with TDH. I can't believe it. I was trying to protect her from that asshole and now she's gone to live with him. If Stockin' is gone, I'm nothing. I don't know what I'll do without her."
Stocking couldn't believe it. Her sister actually cared about her even though she never showed it. Stocking's bottom lip quivered as she raised the diary down and her red eyes turned back to turquoise. Her teeth and her fingernails were shrunk back to their normal size.
Stocking looked at Panty on the floor. They both had tears in their eyes. Stocking then helped her sister up and gave her a big hug.
"I'm sorry I never believed you," said Stocking.
"That's okay. You owe me," said Panty "And that's the last time you'll ever read my diary."
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TDH stared at them. He couldn't believe it.
Stocking looked at him and said "It's over, T.D.H. We're through."
TDH looked at her and his face started to change.
"You... little... BITCH!" he bellowed as he opened up the window and threw his hat outside.
The hat started to grow huge spider legs from underneath it. All eight of them. The hat also appeared to have a face at the front. The hat grew bigger and bigger and bigger until it became 100 feet. It was a giant spider ghost hat. It made it into the city and started to attack the city by destroying buildings and chasing after people.
TDH also started to grow 100 feet. Wings came out from underneath his jacket. He burst through the ceiling and flew away. He looked like a giant mosquito. Panty and Stocking ran into the garage, got into See Through and drove after the Spider Hat.
They were right behind it, but how were they going to get up to the top of the hat to attack it? TDH was flying above the hat. He was pointing the end of his cane at Panty and Stocking.
"You'll pay for breaking my heart, Stocking!"
Stocking had an idea. She drove the car underneath TDH, hoping for TDH to chuck his cane at them. He did throw it down towards Panty and Stocking and it was like a giant 50 foot building coming down towards them.
Stocking drove away as it impaled into the ground near the Spider Hat. Stocking took out her katanas and she stuck them into the cane. Panty held on her back as she climbed up the cane using the katanas.
"Jesus, you're heavy!" said Stocking.
"Shut up! At least you're not carrying Garter," said Panty.
They made it to the top of the cane and were standing on the handle. They waited for the Spider Hat to march toward them. Stocking pointed one of her katanas at the Spider Hat getting ready to chuck the katana towards it. TDH then swooped down towards her. Panty quickly noticed him. She fired her gun and the bullet hit him in the balls. He howled in pain.
"So that way you won't try to conceive another Hellspawn," said Panty.
TDH was spinning out of control and crash landed on the ground like a plane.
The Spider Hat was near, Panty fired at it and Stocking chucked her katanas at it. It got stuck into the Spider Hat. It exploded. Everyone cheered, the church bell rang and the angels got their coin.
Panty and Stocking climbed down the cane and got on the ground. They walked over to a normal sized and defeated TDH. He was crying. Panty and Stocking were about to kill him until the Deamon sisters' car arrived. The sisters were inside it.
"We'll take it from here, angels," said Scanty.
"Corset wants a word with you, TDH," said Kneesocks.
TDH got into the car and it drove off.
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TDH, Scanty and Kneesocks were in Corset's office. Corset was sitting on his chair staring at TDH, not happy with him.
"You've failed your mission," Corset told TDH. "I can't trust you anymore. The Anarchies were too strong for you."
"Please," begged TDH on his knees. "I just want Stocking. Please. That's all I ask. I WANT STOCKING!"
"It's too late," said Corset. "You've had your chance."
He looked at Scanty and Kneesocks.
"Ladies."
Scanty and Kneesocks stood behind TDH.
BANG! BANG!
Scanty shot him...
SWIPE! SWISH!
...and Kneesocks sliced him in half. The remains of him vanished.
"Good riddance to bad rubbish," said Scanty, which caused her and Kneesocks to laugh evilly.
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That night, Stocking was in her room unpacking her bags. Panty was also in the room.
"Well, one good thing did come out of this." said Stocking.
"What?" asked Panty.
"I got laid," said Stocking. "Why don't we go out tonight? I'll buy you a beer."
"You know who we can take with us?" asked Panty.
"Who?" asked Stocking.
That night, Panty, Stocking and Brief went to a pub and once again, Brief got drunk. He was standing on top of the bar with just his Y-fronts on singing away like an idiot. He entertained the pub that night.
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