Author's Note:

OK, interesting story with this one. My brother and I were quite bored last summer when we were in the middle of moving. We were watching Drake & Josh one day while having dinner. My brother thought it was weird how Josh is so obsessed with Oprah. A bunch of craziness followed that, and the result was The Oprah Song!! Enjoy!

PS- It's written like a screenplay and a one shot. I had writer's block with my other stories and don't have a lot of time to write this week (Color guard Camp, packing for a trip that I leave for on Friday or Saturday…) so just wanted to FINALLY post this like I meant to. So yeah…. Rated "K+" for blood reference.

The Oprah Song

Josh is sitting on the couch. He's writing in a notebook. He's aggravated and keeps crossing things out.

Josh: Ugh! This isn't right!

Josh stands up and paces around the room.

Enter Drake.

Drake: Hey dude! Check this out! I went over to Erect-an-Elephant and they have these awesome little hats for the Elephants. Well, you put them on your nose they become Nose Warmers! Ta-Da! Now my nose won't turn that disgusting red color like the one your face turns when you eat too much food and you get this rash everywhere. You know what I'm talking about?

Pulls out "beanie w/ propeller on it" while saying this and put on his nose.

Josh: Thanks for reminding me!

Drake put down bag on Josh's notebook.

Drake: Oh, dude. What's this?

Drake picks up notebook.

Josh: What? No! Give me that!

They fight aggressively over it including Josh getting a nosebleed and a chuck of Drake's hair pulled out.

Drake stands up with the notebook, triumphant while Josh moans on the ground.

Drake: "The Oprah Song?" Hmm. Catchy. "Oprah, Oprah I like kelp."

Stares at Josh strangely and shakes his head.

Drake: "You give people lots of help. I like mustard, cheese, and rice, You give people great advice. Oprah, Oprah, you were a dress, while getting rid of people's stress." Dude, you seriously need to get out more.

Josh moans again while Drake shakes his head, puts the notebook down, and puts a different Elephant hat on his nose.

Author's Note:

Hope you enjoyed it and laughed a bit! Also, the song is to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star."

Printed with permission of my Brother.

Disclaimer: I do not own Drake and Josh, although I must say Drake is quite cute. You can have Josh and his bloody nose.