This is the most, awesome crossover, ever created in the history of rick riordan crossovers (nuff said)
Sadie Kane was looking for a hotdog stand, but instead she found a burger-shaped portal. And as far as hotdog stands went, portals were totally better, even burger shaped ones. "Hope this leads to someplace awesome…" then she jumped in.
-new York
Percy was in desperate need of a cheeseburger. He found the next best thing, a conveniently placed portal that was shaped like a burger. Percy prayed to the god of cheeseburgers that this portal led to the nearest fastfood outlet, and jumped in.
-alaska
Why was Frank Zhang running from a pack of monster wolves? Funny you should ask, you see, he wanted to take a sightseeing tour after his last tour there…and maybe he stepped on some wolf pups before, and now they had grown up to take revenge. He was running out of time, and arrows, why couldn't he shapeshift into a bird or something? Because he totally forgot he could do that in the heat of the moment. So when he saw a burger-shaped portal, he had 2 reactions. I wish this doesn't kill me & but if this does at least let there be burgers. So he ran into the portal…
-valhalla
Alex Fierro did not want to eat dinner, and she most definitely didn't want to see Magnus Chase's face in her doorway. "Get out." Magnus just scratched his head, "Shouldn't you be the one getting out? It's dinner time and the ravens are getting cranky." I laughed, "Let them be cranky, they're just a bunch'o stupid birds." On cue, the ravens swooped into the room, aiming their beaks for her face. While a portal materialized under her, and she fell through. Leaving two very confused bird, and one very shocked einherjar.
-somewhere in the Philippines
Simbylo: Mwahahaha. I have gathered all of you here, to make the perfe…
Percy: Do you have burgers?
Simbylo: I'm saving them for after my fabulous spee…
Percy: Can I have one now? (makes puppy dog eyes)
Simbylo: Eh, no. Where was I? Ah yes, I have gath…
Percy: Can I at least take the French fries?
Simbylo: No you litt…wait, how did you know I have fries?
Sadie: I vote to eat first, talk later!
Frank: Frankly, I'm a liitle bit hungry. So, yeah.
Alex: I didn't get to eat dinner, give me a burger.
Simbylo: Argh! Fine, but after this you listen k?
Percy: Whatever Symboli, Sambolu, Scambilo…
Simbylo: Simbylo, you little (this part has been censored)
Percy: You don't have to be so mean you lil' (this part has been censored)
Sadie: I agree with burger boy.
Percy: Thanks Crocs boots.
Sadie: Hey! Crocs doesn't make shoes like these!
Percy: (does the running man)
Frank: Dude, what was that for."
Percy: (does a bottle flip) (victory dance)
Alex: One, where did he get that bottle, two why is his dance so humiliatingly weird.
Simbylo: Food. At. Back.