In the beginning, there was nothing except a chalupa and a really crappy version of Brittany Spears' "Oops! I Did It Again!" with only marimbas. But then a room was created. Then another room appeared next to it. And then it was left alone for years, while the creator looked up videos of Modern Warfare 3. But when he came back, he made another thing. Something very different. He tried to create man. But he failed and created a half-man/half-cat.
And that half-man/half-cat was named Meowzika. And he became very lonely, so he invited all of his friends from Super Smash Brothers Brawl for a game of truth or dare. And Meowzika is me. I am Meowzika. Me and Meowzika are on in the same. Meowzika and I are-
"Can you just shut up already?" Bowser asked impatiently.
"Shut up! I'm trying to finish my story!" I hissed at him. "Don't make me send you to the Hell Hole!"
Bowser looked down and felt as if had made a grave mistake. "Hello, my friends, and I am here to do a truth or dare. You may not think of a white cat in a tuxedo as a host, but I am. And if you don't want that, I will personally deliver you a dildo for you to go screw yourself with."
The smashers all looked sad as they sat down in their plastic chairs, staring at the murals on the walls of stages and items. "Now, smashers, please get happy! If you need me to, I will play various feel-good movies!"
The smashers all gave a forced smile. "Okay then! Now, for the viewers at home, I would like to go over the rules. Three truths, three dares. 9 truths and dares per episode. People who die will be revived. No lemons, but I will go into detailed make-out scenes…ladies…"
"Sexist!" Peach busted out, and soon regretted it.
"To the Hell Hole!" I yelled to her. The room was dead silent when Peach arose and went to a door on the far side of the room. After the door closed, there were screams of bloody murder and pain.
"Ooh…let's not hear that…" I said as I soundproofed the walls of the Hell Hole. "Oh, and also, the Hell Hole is the place for punishment. The people who die will be back in the next episode."
"And finally, we brought three guests along for the ride!" I said as three people of a blocky form stood up. "From my other successful series 'The Survivors', meet James, Christopher, and Mason!"
"Thank God, we're finally off that damn island!" Mason yelled out of rejoices. I gave him a look and said, "But I can send you back in a heartbeat. Besides, you still have an entire quest to go on…"
"Damn it…" Mason swore as he sat back down.
"So, anyway. Leave me any truths or dares in the reviews! Ta-ta for now!"