Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, or any of it's characters. I owned
a lemonade, but now it's gone...
Sakura: Hi, I know, I'm a bad kid, writing this before updating my other stories, but I'm bored!!!! And loooooooooonely! So, I'm gonna invite the Yu Yu Hakusho gang over! Yeah, this is a little old, but as I said... I'm bored! So ready... set... poof!!!!!
Barney: Why hello there! Do you need a hug?
Sakura: Ah!!!! Demon dinosaur!!!!! Meet my bat!! (pummels with bat)
Barney: Well okie dokie then (twitch twitch)
Sakura: Away with you! (poof, gone) Anywho, sorry for those of you who I have permanently scared for life! Let's see if I can get it right this time! Now... poof!
(POOF)
Yusuke: What the h? Where are we?
Sakura: Yeah! It worked! I am almighty!!
Kurama: Who are you?
Sakura: Wouldn't you like to know?
Kurama: Well... yes, that's why I asked...
Sakura: Oh, I see.
(Silence)
Yusuke: So?
Sakura: So what?
Yusuke: WHO ARE YOU????
Sakura: Ow, my ears... you didn't have to yell, ya know. (Yusuke's eye twitches)
Kurama: I'm sorry miss, but will you please tell us your name?
Sakura: Certainly.
(More Silence)
Kurama: Now would be the opportune time to do so.
Sakura: Oh, okay! I'm Sakura!
Hiei: Baka onna.
Sakura: (starry eyes) He called me a baka onna...
Everyone: O.o
Sakura: What?
Yusuke: You are very odd...
Sakura: Your point being?
Yusuke: Never mind...
Kurama: Could you please tell us why and how we are here?
Sakura: Sure! I used my power of imagination to bring you here!
Everyone: O.o
Kuwabara: (eating a sandwich, oblivious to all)
Everyone: -.-u
Yusuke: Hey, where'd you get that sandwich?
Kuwabara: What sandwich?
Everyone: (anime drop)
Hiei: Baka oaf.
Kuwabara: Hey! Why I oughta...
Sakura: Uh oh... hey, Kuwabara, I've got a riddle for you!
Kuwabara: Huh?
Sakura: Okay, what's more noble than God, more evil than the devil, poor people have it, rich people need it, and if you eat it you die?
Kuwabara: Cheese?
Sakura: O.o No...
Kuwabara: Hmm... (attempts to think; this is hard for someone who lacks a brain...)
Sakura: There, that should keep him busy for a couple days. Now, what shall we do?
(Loud Crash)
Sakura: What was that??
Hiei: Hn, how should we know?
Sakura: That was a rhetorical question, stupid.
Hiei: What. Did. You. Say?
Sakura: Eep! (Hides behind Kurama)
(Another Crash, closer this time)
Yusuke: Hey, guys, I think someone's out there...
Kurama: Where are we anyway?
Sakura: My bedroom.
Everyone: O.O
Sakura: What? (dawns on her) YOU PERVERTS!!! (Hits them all with baseball bat) FOR YOUR INFORMATION I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL!!!
Yusuke: (rubbing a rather large bump on his head) Well, what were we supposed to think? You drag us all to your bedroom...
Sakura: (hits him again) The only reason I brought you here, was because if my mom found a bunch of boys in my kitchen she would freak! So there!
Voice 1: Hey, I think I heard voices coming from in here!
Voice 2: Well, break the door down!
Sakura: Good thing I locked the door! Or did I...?
Everyone: O.O
Voice 1: Hey, it's open...
Sakura: Uh oh...
(Door opens to reveal... Evil Fan Girls!!!!)
Evil Fan Girl 1: Ah ha! So you took our bishies (sp?), did you?
Sakura: No!
EFG 2: Then why are they here?
Sakura: Uh... well, ya see... I didn't really take them... I... uh...
Hiei: You are a very bad liar.
Sakura: So?
EFG 1: Get 'em!
(Fan girls swarm the room. They tie up the boys, and carry them out.
Sakura is put in the closet, and a chair is put in front of the door)
Sakura: Darn it all! Hey! Hey, let me out of here!!! (pounding on the door) Grr... I'll get those fan girls! Hey, wait a minute... my closet door slides! (slides door) Ah ha! You haven't beaten me yet! (See Kuwabara still sitting on the floor)
Kuwabara: More noble than God, more evil than the Devil...
Sakura: Oh brother. Well, I guess it's up to me to save the boys... hmm... I'm gonna need some help... hey, I'll ask you guys! Yeah, you reading this! (Hello, anybody out there?) I need your help to rescue our boys! If you want to help, call 1-800-4RE-SCUE, or just leave a review with the necessary info! (disclaimer: please do not call above number, seeing as I made it up) Help me please!!!!
Sakura: Hi, I know, I'm a bad kid, writing this before updating my other stories, but I'm bored!!!! And loooooooooonely! So, I'm gonna invite the Yu Yu Hakusho gang over! Yeah, this is a little old, but as I said... I'm bored! So ready... set... poof!!!!!
Barney: Why hello there! Do you need a hug?
Sakura: Ah!!!! Demon dinosaur!!!!! Meet my bat!! (pummels with bat)
Barney: Well okie dokie then (twitch twitch)
Sakura: Away with you! (poof, gone) Anywho, sorry for those of you who I have permanently scared for life! Let's see if I can get it right this time! Now... poof!
(POOF)
Yusuke: What the h? Where are we?
Sakura: Yeah! It worked! I am almighty!!
Kurama: Who are you?
Sakura: Wouldn't you like to know?
Kurama: Well... yes, that's why I asked...
Sakura: Oh, I see.
(Silence)
Yusuke: So?
Sakura: So what?
Yusuke: WHO ARE YOU????
Sakura: Ow, my ears... you didn't have to yell, ya know. (Yusuke's eye twitches)
Kurama: I'm sorry miss, but will you please tell us your name?
Sakura: Certainly.
(More Silence)
Kurama: Now would be the opportune time to do so.
Sakura: Oh, okay! I'm Sakura!
Hiei: Baka onna.
Sakura: (starry eyes) He called me a baka onna...
Everyone: O.o
Sakura: What?
Yusuke: You are very odd...
Sakura: Your point being?
Yusuke: Never mind...
Kurama: Could you please tell us why and how we are here?
Sakura: Sure! I used my power of imagination to bring you here!
Everyone: O.o
Kuwabara: (eating a sandwich, oblivious to all)
Everyone: -.-u
Yusuke: Hey, where'd you get that sandwich?
Kuwabara: What sandwich?
Everyone: (anime drop)
Hiei: Baka oaf.
Kuwabara: Hey! Why I oughta...
Sakura: Uh oh... hey, Kuwabara, I've got a riddle for you!
Kuwabara: Huh?
Sakura: Okay, what's more noble than God, more evil than the devil, poor people have it, rich people need it, and if you eat it you die?
Kuwabara: Cheese?
Sakura: O.o No...
Kuwabara: Hmm... (attempts to think; this is hard for someone who lacks a brain...)
Sakura: There, that should keep him busy for a couple days. Now, what shall we do?
(Loud Crash)
Sakura: What was that??
Hiei: Hn, how should we know?
Sakura: That was a rhetorical question, stupid.
Hiei: What. Did. You. Say?
Sakura: Eep! (Hides behind Kurama)
(Another Crash, closer this time)
Yusuke: Hey, guys, I think someone's out there...
Kurama: Where are we anyway?
Sakura: My bedroom.
Everyone: O.O
Sakura: What? (dawns on her) YOU PERVERTS!!! (Hits them all with baseball bat) FOR YOUR INFORMATION I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL!!!
Yusuke: (rubbing a rather large bump on his head) Well, what were we supposed to think? You drag us all to your bedroom...
Sakura: (hits him again) The only reason I brought you here, was because if my mom found a bunch of boys in my kitchen she would freak! So there!
Voice 1: Hey, I think I heard voices coming from in here!
Voice 2: Well, break the door down!
Sakura: Good thing I locked the door! Or did I...?
Everyone: O.O
Voice 1: Hey, it's open...
Sakura: Uh oh...
(Door opens to reveal... Evil Fan Girls!!!!)
Evil Fan Girl 1: Ah ha! So you took our bishies (sp?), did you?
Sakura: No!
EFG 2: Then why are they here?
Sakura: Uh... well, ya see... I didn't really take them... I... uh...
Hiei: You are a very bad liar.
Sakura: So?
EFG 1: Get 'em!
(Fan girls swarm the room. They tie up the boys, and carry them out.
Sakura is put in the closet, and a chair is put in front of the door)
Sakura: Darn it all! Hey! Hey, let me out of here!!! (pounding on the door) Grr... I'll get those fan girls! Hey, wait a minute... my closet door slides! (slides door) Ah ha! You haven't beaten me yet! (See Kuwabara still sitting on the floor)
Kuwabara: More noble than God, more evil than the Devil...
Sakura: Oh brother. Well, I guess it's up to me to save the boys... hmm... I'm gonna need some help... hey, I'll ask you guys! Yeah, you reading this! (Hello, anybody out there?) I need your help to rescue our boys! If you want to help, call 1-800-4RE-SCUE, or just leave a review with the necessary info! (disclaimer: please do not call above number, seeing as I made it up) Help me please!!!!