BenxGwen…
Benjamin Tennyson was masturbating in his meek, small motel room. Usually he will watch his adversary Vilgax, sleep. But Ben has adopted some new feelings. Feelings of longing and boredom, a longing of Romance and a boredom from being a superhero, he wanted to retire, he wanted to start a family, have a wife, some kids and a dog.
It all started when Ben and Gwen were partying at the local bar. Gwen had too much to drink, way too much. Ben had also got drunk and got flirty with Gwen. Ben "accidently" grabbed Gwen's ass, she screamed at him "Ben, what the hell are you doing!?" Ben simply replied with "The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."
Fin