KHR Absolutely Abnormal Interview.
My very first fic, hope you enjoy it. *rolling*
Author: khrfever80 a.k.a Miyaki .
Rate: T
Summary: …Well, I think the title say it all….yes, absolutely abnormal.
Warning: SA, soft YA. (I've try my best)
Disclaimer: …no, owning KHR…never.
*studio open*
Miyaki: Welcome, fangirl around the world, to KHR Absolutely Abnormal Interview, with al(most) KHR characters and OCs included!
Audience: *clap clap*
Miyaki: And of course, a beautiful bishoujo, such as myself, will become the main host of this show!
Audience: *boo-ing* Shut the show-of scene, where are our loves?
Miyaki: Hush hush, my bunch of crazy fangirl.
Fangirl A: I'm not some random fangirl, I'm a fujoshi! 6918's fujoshi!
Miyaki: … Rriiiiiiiiiight…
Audience …..
Miyaki: …Okay, so we're going to spend about…30 minutes to explain the rules, warning and notices.
Audience: BOOO!
Fangirl B: WTF? You said that we're going to start this whole god-know-that-I-love-KHR-interview thing!
Miyaki: What's with the name…
Fangirl C: Where is my Tsuna? I wanna see my ultimate uke tuna!
Miyaki: Okay, back off and hold it girls! One more complains, then kiss these baby goodbye!
*show 6918', 1827', 8059', 10051' and much more couples' photos*
Audience: MY LOVE!
Miyaki: Just sit back, shut up and listen to me!
Random: *murmuring* Stupid b**ch
Miyaki: … Security.
Security: *drag the random fangirl out*
Random: Woah~ I'm sorryyyyyyyy~~~~~
Miyaki: *turn* Anymore? *creepy smile*
Audience: …No…Not really. *scared*
Miyaki: So let us begin. This interview show will be completely different from any other interviews you have seen so far. The number of participants will be decided on those two roulettes *point*…
Fangirl D: Why are there 2 roulettes?
Miyaki: Well because one roulette will decide which characters or OCs will be the host, while the other one will decide which couple (more or less) will be the participants !
Audience: *loud squeal*
Miyaki: I think I have just broken my ear-drum….Enough, the second rules: Each interview, the host are allowed to ask the participants 3 question, and the participants has to answer it truthfully, or else….
Audience: How can we know if the participants tell wrong?
Miyaki: Well, here's the example….*flashlight on Tsuna*
27's fan: KYAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~ MY LITLLE CHUBBY TSUNA-CHAN!
Tsuna: Hiiiieeeeee…. Why am I here?
Miyaki: Stop acting so dame, dame-Tsuna. You are the example.
Tsuna: E-Example?
Miyaki: Answer truthfully: Who is the scariest person you have ever met, now?
Tsuna: E-Eto…..Reborn?
Miyaki: Wrong. *push button*
Tsuna: HIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE! *being dropped*
Audience: !
Miyaki: I'm the scariest person you have met now.
Tsuna: Arg! A-Alligators!
Miyaki: However, this kind of punishment cannot happened in here, so I've to think to something new without damaging too much….Well this is just for show everyone *smile*
Audience: …so scary…
Fangirl E: She did that…just for fun?
Fangirl F: How cruel can one girl be…?
Miyaki: Well, here we are: Warning and Notices:
Warning: NO YA. SA and medium-soft YA allowed.
Notices:
-The making of the interviews are completely secure, any movements from the outsider are unrecognized to the participants.
-If you wish to conserve your health from any blood loss, air loss, injured eye-sight or heart attack, please visit the Reception (for fangirls) room for more information.
Miyaki: So that's it. Any question?
Fangirl E: Excused me. Is this …necessary ...making insurance?
Miyaki: Although I rated T for this show, but just in case...under any circumstances...if, things happen - which I don't really want to talk bluntly about it. You get the idea right?
Audience: *silent, understanding nods*
Miyaki: Oh look people! We've been running ahead schedule, for 5 minutes!
Audience: Yay!
Miyaki: That's mean… I can so to sleep now! Boy, all those preparing make me exhausted! Ciao people ~ see you all tomorrow. *run away*
*5 minutes later*
Audience: WTF?
Fangirl F: She was lying to us! And took away the photos! *scream*
Fangirl G: Get that b**ch girls!
Audience: *run after Miyaki*
...
Tsuna: Hiiieeee…..Anyone out there? I'M STUCK WITH THE ALLIGATORS HERE! *cries*
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Phew~ I finished! Yay me ^^.
Please review okay, and I'm soooooo sorry if I made some grammar error...I'm just not good enough...I'm not even American...*sobs*
One more time, PLEASE REVIEW!
Next interview: 344.
