Authors Note: hey everybody! Let me tell you about myself, not in detail of course, cause then it'd be illegal... Anyway, I'm a 13 year old male who lives in the U.S. Now, despite my young age, I know a lot about life, such as the act of making love, how hard it is to live, how to maturbate, etc. Now, I've read a lot of fanfiction, and gotten very little experience with writing in general, but who cares, I'm at least attepting, right? However, this is my first fanfiction story, and to be honest, 500 words is a lot to me, so don't expect very long chapters, or lots of updates. (School can be a bitch, am I right?) Anyway, enough trying to stop it, I'm excited! Oh yeah, I should probably mention what it's about... Well, we'll find out, won't we? Ah hell, I'm not gonna hide it, it's about Space Dandy, an anime which I have been obsessed with since episode 1. (P.S. sorry for such a long author's note...)
"What the hell are we gonna do?" Dandy said to his crew, "We've got no money, no food, no anything..." "Well," Meow began, "I've heard stories from reviewers on my blog about an undiscovered alien somewhere in the mezino galaxy..." "Oh come on Meow, we all know that that place has been abandoned since it's dicovery." QT responded. "Well, it's still worth a try." Dandy said, running out of options. He took his ship, the Aloha Oe to the Mezino Galaxy, hoping that something, anything would be there. They landed and looked out the windows in the cockpit to examine their surroundings. "This looks fairly safe enough." Dandy said. "I probably won't need my suit to go outside." "Are you really willing to take that risk?" QT asked. QT sat there in silence for a few seconds, waiting on an answer, and then he turned around and noticed that both Meow and Dandy had already left. 'Sometimes I wonder why I even bother asking...' QT thought to himself. After getting out of the ship, Dandy and Meow looked around. It looked a lot like a forest, with huge trees, and space birds flying around. "Meow, I'm pretty sure there's nothing to discover here..." Dandy said. "We've only been standing here for..." Meow checked the time on his phone, "30 seconds and you want to just give up? Let's at least look around first!" Meow finished. "Fine, but if we don't find anything, it's your ass!" Dandy said. Meow simply did a little gulping motion in response, but still decided to look around with Dandy anyway. They looked for hour upon hour, finding nothing but registered aliens. "I told you, Meow, there's nothing here, so you know the consequences." "Actually, no, I don't." "Give me your phone, Meow." "Why, what are you gonna do?" "You'll see, now give me it!" Dandy lunged at Meow, taking his phone from his vest. Meow tried to get it back, but was kicked down by Dandy. Dandy took his Laser pistol, (Or whatever the hell that thing is,) and shot Meow's phone, frying it. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?" Meow screamed. "We agreed that something would happen if there weren't any unregistered aliens that something had to be done. This is the thing that I chose to do." Dandy said. Just then, a strange sound was heard from the trees, and an unregistered alien came rushing at them. Their first reaction was to flee. Unfortunately, the alien was faster than them, and they realized this very quickly. They went a bit further, then stopped suddenly, making the alien run past. Dandy's quick reflexes grabbed then fired his pistol at the alien, stunning it. After getting the alien back on the ship, Meow had a thing to say to Dandy. He knocked on the door, getting a response of "Oh my God, Who the hell is it?" Meow responded with, "Open the door, lazy ass." Dandy sighed, getting up and opening the door. "What do you want?" Dandy asked. His only response was a quick Betelgeusian fist to the face, knocking him to the floor. "WHAT THE HELL, MEOW!?" "You owe me, Dandy, and you know it." "What are you talking about, Meow?" "Remember earlier, on that planet?" "Yeah. What about it?" "Open your fucking eyes! You destroyed my phone!" "So? I'll just buy you a new one." "You bet your ass you will! But that's not all you're gonna do for me..." Meow created an evil grin, thinking of all the options he had. "Whatever the hell you're thinking about, no." Dandy said. "Guess I'll just have to sue you, then." Meow said. 'Damn, he's got me there...' Dandy thought. Just then, QT entered the room, wondering what the hell was going on. "What's going on?" Dandy was about to say somethinga long the lines of "HE'S GONE FUCKING CRAZY," but Meow simply sent him a glare and decided to explain the WHOLE story to QT. *Later* "Oh, so Dandy owes you now?" QT asked. "Yep." Meow responded. "What're you gonna make him do, Meow?" "I haven't decided yet..." Meow responded. "I have an idea." QT whispered something into one of Meow's many ears. What he heard made him smirk.
END CHAPTER 1
So, what do you think of my writing? let me know how to improve, give me ideas, etc. It really helps. So, what do you think QT told Meow, What will Dandy do about it, why am I asking so many damn questions? Find out next time on the amazing adventures of SPACE DANDY!