Here's some Kuro crack for y'all! Warning: If you like Claude Faustus at all, DO NOT READ THIS.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler, any of the characters mentioned, or the shoving Claude's glasses down his throat part (I got it from my friend. It can seen in her fanfiction "The List").
There was a party at the Phantomhive estate.
Ciel had invited everyone: Sebastian (of course), Grell, Will, Elizabeth, even the dead people who had magically come back to life, such as Madame Red and Alois. Oh, and Claude was there too, but he was there solely for entertainment purposes.
Once everyone got there, things got really crazy. Ciel was looking at Alois in confusion and saying "What are you doing Alois?" as he danced around in the top half of a gorilla costume, wearing socks on his hands, with a small tutu yelling "I'm being a strawberry! Duh, Ciel! OLE!" Grell was brushing his hair but when Will passed he jumped on top of him and began to make out with him. Madame Red was doing- stuff, and Sebastian was doing butlery things. Lizzie was eating a cookie, but then Alois and Sebastian came over and began beating her with Ciel's cane. Then they ate her. Sebastian called dibs on the soul, but he spit it out because it was too pink and it tasted so sugary it made him want to barf.
Then the real fun started.
Sebastian walked over to Claude and kicked him in a spot no male wants to be kicked. Then he tied a rope around him, did an epic jump that was really high, and hung him from the ceiling. Then he passed out baseball bats and everyone began whacking the Claude piñata.
Halfway through the whacking, Sebastian pulled Ciel away and dragged him into a closet. They came out half an hour later. Ciel had a shocked and horrified look on his face, and Sebastian had his usual smirk. Then Alois did the same.
After they got bored of beating up Claude piñata, they took him down from the ceiling and went outside. Then they dug a big ditch. After shoving Claude's glasses down his throat, they threw him in the ditch. Then they shot him 57 times as Sebastian threw silverware at him. Then they went inside, screwed around until three in the morning, and then everyone went home to get some sleep so they could be ready for tomorrow's party.
The End~
