A.N

Okay this is a oneshot for Alice4eva as she was my 50th reviewer for It's not me It's you. So as a thank you, here's what she requested. MxM with...creatures. Anywho this is what I combined it into so I hope you enjoy it.

Thanks for reviewing you guys and every 50th will get a crack or a one shot or whatever, so keep going guys, my 100th will be a biggun.

Cheers again Alice have some love ^^

Disclaimer: I do not own death note...or Zelda


One hell of a long ass day. I never though I would be able to say that I had played games for wayyyyyyyyyyy too long. So much longer than I should. My eyes actually burned, they even burned when they were shut. Hooray for infinite looping!

Still lounging across the shit hole of a couch in the shit hole of a flat wasn't helping. Usually Mello could fill this goddamn mess and make it look pretty but he's run away on 'urgent business'. Some poor idiot was getting his head blown open. A nice vision came to me at that moment. Brains painted on the wall, scarlet liquid slowly dripping down the surface, pooling around a slumped body, the face itself a blur. And then there was Mello, blowing the smoke off the barrel of his gun, slowly sliding it into the back of his tight, oh so tight, leather pants.

Goddamn it.

You have no self control do you Matt? No of course not. Now get that picture out of your head. Zelda. Zelda's awesome. Link is a good character, great game...Mello dressed as Link...Gah! I gripped my hair, begging for the thoughts to stop. It was like the worst form of torture, especially as Mello was no longer allowing me to do anything about my...problem.

I almost jumped as the door thudded open, the plaster cracking as the door hit it. Mello was oblivious as he ran into the room, a grin painted on his face. He gave me an odd look as I realised I must've had a guilty look on my face.
"Matt. Check this out."

I actually couldn't believe it as he started to peel his shirt from his body, lithe muscles flexing as he threw the leather to the ground. This next to never happens. It was only when Mello wanted it and it had to be by his rules. Unfortunately for me he likes to...get around...so he doesn't have me as often as I would like. Wait no, it's not about what I like. It's what Mello likes. Sex is Mello's rules, what I can and can't do and now he's half naked. I think I might explode. Too much. Too much!
"Look!" He turned around, I ran my eyes over his taut limbs finally settling on the colourful picture engraved in his back.
"It's a horse Mells."
"Yeah!"
"It's got a horn Mells."
"Yeah!"
"Mello...it's a unicorn..."
"It's so cute!"
I could almost picture his foot popping from the ground, his hands clasped together with a squeal on his face. He turned back around, a huge smile on his face. Taking a deep breathe I look him straight in the eyes.
"Who are you and what have you done with Mello?"
He hand connected with my cheek, a scowl on his face. Rearranging mine into a smile I stuck my tongue out at him.
"There he is!"
"Matt...Shut up."