I do not own Haruhi Suzumiya or her trademarks. All characters int his piece are entirely fictional. If you think you see someone, then it is just a coincidence. Again? Ugh. All characters, events, and settings are entirely fictional. It's just made up!
EPISODE 00
Haruhi came bouncing into the club room with an enormous pile of DVDs, her smile enormous in size. Kyon, who was sitting with a cup of Miss Asahina's tea, nearly spit all over the floor t the sight. Swallowing, he asked her:
"W…where did you get those?" Kyon asked with suspicion, pointing accusingly towads the large pile of movies and games.
"Isnt it awesome? Koizumi found these in the dumpster! Can ou believe it?" Haruhi replied with great… enthusiasm.
"But… why? I mean… what are you going to do with those?" Kyon asked stupidly.
"They're DVDs! We, the SOS Brigade, are going to watch them!" Haruhi exclaimed, her first normal answer of the day.
"Wait.. really? No more hunting for aliens, or time-travelers? What gives… what's the catch?" Kyon asked, slight fear in his voice.
"Well… after we watch them… we're going to remake them with our video camera!" she screamed with excitement.
So Kyon set off to find Koizumi, so he could explain how Haruhi really got those movies. Itsuki walked out of the men's room, A contented smile on his face.
"Hey, Koizumi"
"Yes?"
"Alright, tell me. Where did you get all of those movies from?"
"Oh? You really are clever. The Organization contributed most of the movies, and Nagato helps us find some others that we didn't have"
"OH. I get it; so now we have to do this until Haruhi gets bored?
"Certainly. But cheer up: it really isn't going to be that bad. Miss Suzumiya, though rash at times knows how to have fun"
"Oh... damn it"
And so, for the next few months, Kyon, Nagato, Koizumi and Michuru were trapped in Haruhi's sudden obsession with remaking movies.
