A/N: You know how I've got a series of one-shots named "Alex Made Me Do It"? This is another one of those, only it's my friend and beta (for two stories) Koryn Lloyd's fault. She gives me the prompt, consciously or not. I hope you like it. It's probably OOC and very weird, and if it doesn't make sense to you, that's completely normal, sorry.
Lichrachah.
"So I walk to the door, and I see the shadow of a kid. I crouch in front of the door. 'Are you my mummy?' the kid says, so I reply, 'No mummies here. Nobody here but us chickens.'" The Doctor waits for someone to laugh. No one does. "Because we were eating chicken earlier." Still no laughter.
Koryn sighs, and quotes Monty Python. "Just get on with it."
"Fine. So the kid continues to call for his mum, and he says, 'Please let me in mummy, I'm scared of—'"
"The LICHRACHAAAAAAH!" Koryn and Eira interrupt. Then, they start laughing to death.
"No." The Doctor frowns. "He said he was scared of the—"
"LICHRACHAAAAAAH!" The girls interrupt again.
"The... Lichrachah?" Rory asks.
"LICHRACHAAAAH!"
"What does that mean?" Amy asks them.
"Long story involving us discussing English pronunciation of many words, including literature," Eira explains.
"Literature, lichrachah..." The Doctor shrugs. "There is a resemblance."
"I know, right?!" Koryn grins at them.
"Hey, didn't you want to study literature?" Rory asks Eira.
"Yep. I'll get to say 'lichrachah' every day." She grins.
"We already do," Koryn reminds her.
"True."
"Can I continue my story now?" The Doctor asks, but he doesn't wait for them to answer. "So, the boy says, 'Please let me in, mummy, I'm scared of the—"
"LICHRACHAAAAAH!" The girls interrupt again, and burst out laughing. So do Amy and Rory, but for the different reasons. After all, the Doctor's exasperated face is hilarious.
