Captain Jack Sparrow stood at the helm of his ship The Black Pearl. Starring out at the wide Caribbean Sea stretched before him. Quietly humming his new favorite song, the one Elizabeth had taught him back on that Island. Oh that Island. Yes, he had even planed on going back to it, once he saved the Pearl, to get all that fine Rum out from that cellar. No use now, that self-centered girl having burnt it. To bad really...

Thinking of all that lost Rum was starting to make Jack thirsty, so he called AnnaMaira over so he could go down to his cabin and get a little something to drink.

Of course a 'little something' alwes seemed to turn itself in to long half true stores about the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow, or waking up the next morning with a few new possessions. These possessions can rang from Hats to Donkeys and even a new boat from time to time. Thing is, all these possessions usually turn out to be stolen, funny what the subconscious mind does isinit?

Walking in to he cabin he was startled by a girl siting on his bed. Now this is not such an uncommon thing, but this far out to sea it had to make one suspicious. Beside that, she did not look like a stowaway, they had been at sea for about five days now and after that much time you start being not so healthy, he should know, having stowed away more then a few times himself.

But being a Pirate and a Captain at that, you have to keep up appearance at least part of the time.

So he was about to open his mouth and demand what she was doing on his ship, when she looked up from a black thing siting on her lap and said.

"Captain Jack Sparrow? Hello, my pen name is Mythical Assassin, you can call me Myth. I was wondering if you could answer some questions for me, would you like some Rum?" With that, she held out a dark colored bottle that had been siting beside her.

Unfazed by this rush of words he excepted the bottle and flashed a gold toothed smile. Saying, "And how did you come to be aboard young miss?"

"I'm sorry, that's classified information, what I can tell you is that I am working for a society that asks fictional characters, such as your self, questions about there every day life to further help create stores."

After saying all that she was not a bit out of breath, so he made the assumption that this was a pretty common thing for her, and that this was what she was told to say. So he made it his goal to try and give her something she was not used to.

"And you expect me to believe all this stuff you say is true, and not something you came up with to keep me from just throwing you over-bored?"

"When was the last time you where going to be hung?" She asked innocently.

"Is that a threat lass? 'Tis not a smart thing to be threatening pirates." He said, his voice low as he placed his right hand on the pistol tucked in to his belt.

"It's not a threat, if you come have a look at this, you will see that I am not making up everything I say." The lass waved a hand at the black thing in her lap. "This is called a lap-top computer, it can play things called DVD's."

He came and sat down on the bed beside her, only to see that that black thing had a lot of numbers written on the bottom half of it, and some kind of moving picture on the top. He took a closer look at the picture only to see that it was him, standing on the mast of the Jolly Mon when he was coming in to Port Royal a few week ago!

"This is a Movie called Pirates of the Caribbean, The Curse of the Black Pearl. It is the story of how you and Mr. Will Turner saved Miss Swann from Barbossa, and got the Black Pearl back." She explained.

"Where did you get this?" He asked, deciding that this would be a good time to try out that Rum that she had gives him earlier.

"Wall-Mart." She replied automatically, then added. "It comes with the job, speaking of which, would you mind answering some questions now?

Waving the bottle dramatically, he said. "Ask away."

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See?! See?! This is what happens when you drink half a liter of flat Pepsi!

So do you get what I am trying do here? Kind of like a Q&A for Jack, but I am hopeing to get a bit more story in then that, so it's not just a Q&A, Q&A, I want it to have more conversation. So what I need from you is Questions to ask him! Just Review or E-mail me send in you Questions and I will put them in the next chapter!

Thank you, Myth.