Gil was an awkward and quite lonely guy (and a subject of bullying for Break). But, it seemed like no one in Reinsville can resist him (although not one of his close friends could understand why).

"So . . . Gil, you're quite popular with the ladies, right?" Oz teased, waggling his eyebrows in a comical manner. His question caught Gil off guard (didn't everything?). Alice couldn't stop herself from laughing.

"Please, Oz, one date and a girl would be out the bathroom window by before it was over!" She took a bite out of the meat lying on the plate in front of her. Oz contemplated that theory of Alice's and decided to challenge it.

"Okay, Alice, you find one random girl to go on a date with Gil and I'll prove you wrong! If I'm right – which I will be – you have to refrain from eating meat for a whole week!" Alice laughed at his foolish remark.

"And how will I benefit from this, manservant?"

"No, no! I really don't think this is a good idea!" Gil protested, and expression of worry creeping upon his face. Alice and Oz ignored his pleas and went on with their own little bet.

"Okay, if you win – which you won't – then, um. . ." Oz thought for a bit, and then smiled at his idea, "I will do anything you want me to do for a whole month. Anything!" He was smiling like an idiot when Break and Sharon strolled into the room.

"What's this I hear about obeying someone for a month?" Break slyly asked. He had his hand around Sharon waist and one hand occupied with a lollipop.

"Nothing! They were talking about nothing!" Gil frantically said. Yet again, Alice and Oz refused to listen him.

"Oh, hi Break-sama, hi Sharon-chan, we were just talking about how awkward Gil is on dates." Oz answered nonchalantly, ignoring Gil's desperate pleas to SHUT UP.

"I don't recall Gil-sama ever going on a date. Do you, Xerx-nii?" She looked up at her servant. Break answered her, "Oh, no, milady, I don't ever remember such a thing ever occurring." He chuckled and Gil sighed a sigh of defeat, knowing he couldn't get the four of them to stop teasing him. Break continued, "Besides, even if Gilbert-chan had ever went on a date, he'd be rushing out of their before his date even said a word." He chuckled again

"Alright, so if Break is right, and I am wrong, I promise I will clean the Rainsworth mansion everyday for a month!" Oz announced, looking quite pleased with himself.

"Oz, you idiot, don't get to confident and give yourself these ridiculous tasks you will never be able to accomplish! And I doubt this clown even cleans the house anyway! Hm, let's see . . . okay, I got it! If you're wrong, Break, Oz and I will give Sharon to a creepy homeless guy!" Alice laughed.

"What? NO!" Sharon rejected Alice's twisted imagination.

"Alright, alright . . . if Break's wrong, we will force Sharon to bake all the treats that the Rainsworth household serves its guest." Alice stated.

"Oh, well that's a sight I'd like to see." Break chuckled once again, only to be hit with Sharon's mighty paper fan.

Gil sighed and rested his head in his hands, a sign of hopelessness.

"Okay, so it's settled. If I Gil survives the date, which he will, Alice will go without meat for a week. Oh, and Break, you will go without sweets! I made it a week because I'm such a nice person!" Oz babbled, "If Alice wins and the girl jumps out the bathroom window, then I will be her slave for a whole month. That goes for you, too, Break. And is Gil runs out on the date like Break predicted, I will clean the Rainsworth household with Alice for a whole month!"

"Hey, moron, I never agreed with that!" Alice cut in. Oz brushed her away with his hand.

"In the case of Break-sama being wrong, Sharon will cook Rainsworth meals and treats for a week – wait, no, a month!"

"Isn't that more like me suffering than Break?" Sharon was praying Xerx-nii would be correct and she wouldn't have to be in the kitchen for a month.

"Yes but we will all be suffering because there will be no good food here." Alice took a sad bite out of the meat, realizing this might be the last time she may have a piece of meat like this one in a week – or in Sharon's case a month. Then she suddenly realized something, "Wait, Oz-kun! This means that one of us will win and two of us will have to suffer!"

"Right. So you and Break better start teaching Sharon how to cook and Alice, you better eat all the meat you can before you lose!" Oz laughed. "The only problem is that we have no girl for Gil to go on a date with!" Gil whimpered, knowing he had no way out of their little trap. He didn't actually think they would pull through with this.

"Oh, I have that settled. It'll be easy!" Alice smirked and Gil was slightly frightened and concerned at Alice's remark.

A/N: Hello little readers, I am quite disappointed in this story as I could not quite get my idea down on the virtual paper. I will update it next week Monday or Tuesday, possibly over the weekend. I plan to continue it despite my loathe for the outcome. Disclaimer: I do not own Pandora Hearts (although I wish I do)