"uh Twilight, are you sure this is a good idea?" Spike asked cautiously.

"of course I am. Its just a simple teleportation." Twilight Sparkle responded reassuringly as her horn glowed and she teleported an apple with ease. "See? Told ya."

"Okay, now lets get going. I'm hungry."

Nathan, Zane, & Austin were sitting at a table drinking coffee having their weekly meeting. "Okay, Nathan have you prepared the anti-brony cannon?" Zane asked.

"Almost, one last adjustment and- is that an apple?" he said looking at the random apple in the middle of the table.

"Scan it. The anti-bronies may have found us" Austin said

"right" Nathan complied being the small groups scientist, tactician, and overall nerd, along with being the overlord of who-knows-what. Even though he didn't look like a nerd, because he was about 5'1 and wore old jeans and tennis shoes, a long sleeved shirt with a thin, red, hooded jacket and a slightly thicker one over them both because he loved the heat but hated sunlight.

Zane was the groups leader and Overlord of Toleration. He was 5'4 and wore a gray hooded jacket with a furry inner lining, jeans, glasses, and his hair was relatively short. Austin was the Overlord of Harmony. He was 5'6 wore jeans, tennis shoes, t-shirt, & a rain-proof jacket. He had short blonde hair. No one knew what Nathan's hair looked like because he always wore a hood.

After Nathan Scanned the apple , he returned with a big smile on his face. "guys, Remember that dimensional teleporter I made?" he asked his friends

"The one that looked all derpy?" Zane replied

"yeah. Well before, the issue was the lack of Equestria's dimensional signature. This apple's signature isn't from our dimension."

"so that means?" Austin said grinning

"TELEPORT TRIP -derp-" Zane shouted.

"zane, do you have derp ups" Nathan. They were basically hiccups but Zane said derp instead of an actual hiccup.

"-derp- just prepare for the trip."

Zane had a wired game controller as a flail, Austin had the handle end of a pool cue as a club and nathan had a sword. "these are only to be used on the creatures of Everfree Forest or to destroy property as a means of escape" Nathan instructed. He set up the machine and turned it on. "Equestria, prepare to be trolled." Zane said jokingly as they were warped to different parts of Equestria. Nathan was sent to Everfree Forest, Austin was sent to Sweet Apple Acres and Zane was sent to...Rarity's closet?

They turned on their radios to quickly confirm safe transportation. "no raging, I altered our DNA.
"what?" Zane replied

"shhh, just carry on with the mission, and NO raging. You two start first. It will take longer for me since I just found the hydra. We should be able to rendezvous at Twilight's if all goes according to plan." he said before they all shut off their radios.

Austin hid in a tree with a sack of apples where he had a view of Applejack. "I know what to do" he muttered. As Applejack walked past the tree he was in he dropped from it loudly. Upon hearing this applejack turned around and saw a strange creature standing on its back legs holding a sack of apples. "Hey! Git yer mitts off mah apples!" she shouted angrily as Austin began running 'wha? Runnin on two legs?' she thought as she pulled out her lasso and successfully caught Austin. "I'ma take ya tah Twilight. Maybe she knows what ya are." she muttered as she drug him to Twilight's house.

Meanwhile...

Zane walked out of Rarity's closet and snuck into her design room. "Oh derp, its brilliant" he said ripping the fabric on one of the dresses off. Upon merely hearing the sound of fabric ripping in her boutique she rushed to check on her dress. When she saw her dress ripped and Zane standing holding the ripped fabric in his hand she screamed. Rainbow Dash rushed in through the window "What happened I heard screaming!" she

asked looking around quickly

"that creature, with reasonably good fashion sense, tore my new dress!" she said to Rainbow Dash while Zane was talking to himself "derp derp derp derp derp" Rainbow Dash rushed over and kicked Zane clear in the face and knocked him out, but while falling he ripped his jacket.

"Lets take him to Twilight's. She might know something." Rainbow Dash suggested as Rarity picked Zane up with her magic and they began heading for Twilight's

Meanwhile...Again...

Nathan just finished defeating the hydra as he sheathed his sword. "stronger then I originally planned" he muttered "looks like I'm switching to altercation B-27." The hydra had broken his arm and 3 ribs. He walked towards Fluttershy's house for a few minutes till he reached it. "I'll have to be careful around that stare, and I can't risk physical contact." Nathan seriously disliked physical contact because it irritated him and made him feel vulnerable to attack. Fluttershy walked outside just as Nathan walked past her house. "oh I've never seen that animal before" she said walking up to it. She stopped momentarily noticing it looked injured and limped slightly. She immediately ran up to it. "You poor thing, you look injured. Let me help you." she said as she approached Nathan to check his wounds, but he just backed away. "its okay, I won't hurt you." she said in a soft voice trying to reassure the creature. "Like Hell you won't." Nathan retorted. Fluttershy gasped at hearing the creature talk, and on top of that swear. She immediately started to stare at him "Now you watch your mouth mister." she began to lecture him witch really pissed him off. Nathan stared back and said "Fuck no" Fluttershy gasped and stared with even more ferocity. "Now that's no way to treat someone who is trying to help you. I should tell your mother that someone your age is acting so immature!" Nathan merely turned away and began walking before his legs gave out ' looks like i'm switching to R-34' he thought before passing out.