WARNING! This twisted little conception was invented by multiple silly girls.
It goes to the tune of "Camp Granada" which may actually be the tune of some other song...but oh well. I don't own the music - just the awesome lyrics.
Feel free to borrow this for Eragon party nights (such as the third book FINALLY releasing) ... (Or the hiring of a better actor as Eragon in the second movie...) or as a group drinking song (plenty of Dwarven Ale for all...)...or to entertain yourself once it gets stuck in your head, as is my malicious intent. MWAHAHAHA! ahem Enjoy:o)
Verse 1:
Eragon and - His hot brother
Are with me at - Farthen Dur!
Dwarves are dancing!
Dwarves are singing!
And it's causing all the Elves to run out screaming.
Ajihad has - even started
To make sure that – kids are guarded
From this sight which – I now behold
Keep on listening and the details you will be told!
Chorus:
Eragon is drinking, this is not
Okay with me, I'm thinking that
I'm scared, we oughta take the booze from him
Before he starts to sing!
Arya is headed, for the door
She knows, that if she stays
The young human, will try to hit on her again
And he's just sixteen…
Verse 2:
Murtagh just kissed – Nasuada
And I'm pretty – sure she's gonna
Slap him now and – kiss him later
There he goes to ask her dad if he can date her.
Eragon just – hit the floor
And Murtagh is – in the corner
Making out with – Nasuada
Here comes Ajihad, I think he's gonna kill her!
