WARNING! This twisted little conception was invented by multiple silly girls.

It goes to the tune of "Camp Granada" which may actually be the tune of some other song...but oh well. I don't own the music - just the awesome lyrics.

Feel free to borrow this for Eragon party nights (such as the third book FINALLY releasing) ... (Or the hiring of a better actor as Eragon in the second movie...) or as a group drinking song (plenty of Dwarven Ale for all...)...or to entertain yourself once it gets stuck in your head, as is my malicious intent. MWAHAHAHA! ahem Enjoy:o)

Verse 1:

Eragon and - His hot brother

Are with me at - Farthen Dur!

Dwarves are dancing!

Dwarves are singing!

And it's causing all the Elves to run out screaming.

Ajihad has - even started

To make sure that – kids are guarded

From this sight which – I now behold

Keep on listening and the details you will be told!

Chorus:

Eragon is drinking, this is not

Okay with me, I'm thinking that

I'm scared, we oughta take the booze from him

Before he starts to sing!

Arya is headed, for the door

She knows, that if she stays

The young human, will try to hit on her again

And he's just sixteen…

Verse 2:

Murtagh just kissed – Nasuada

And I'm pretty – sure she's gonna

Slap him now and – kiss him later

There he goes to ask her dad if he can date her.

Eragon just – hit the floor

And Murtagh is – in the corner

Making out with – Nasuada

Here comes Ajihad, I think he's gonna kill her!