Just a a random oneshot about Snape's hair. What can I say? I'm cynical and have a very sick sense of humor
PleaseR&R and Enjoy!
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"Greasy git," muttered Ronald Weaslety, after Snape gave him detention for imitating him. Snape heard him and was about to say something, when his hair fell in his eyes. He fingered it curiously and realized just how much it really was greasy. He decided to go to a salon the following hogsmeade weekend.
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When he got back to the school, his hair was light, fluffy, feathery and ... red. The salon stylist had messed up and instead of curling it, she'd dyed it red.
So he killed her and ate her intestines. Whenever someone asked what he was eating... he said simply, "sausage."
