since i really don't want 2 get sued i'm gonna' have a Disclaimer
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN HP, AN' I DON'T OWN BRITNEY SPEARS SONGS

animedebil: hi i'm here and uh i get..well uh..drag HP characters out here because i..i mean they have a paradoy for a song and today's guest is..*drumroll*..Voldemort!! *snaps her fingers and he's standing next to her*

Voldemort: huh..wuh..where the hell am i? i was just about to kill someone!! now you spoiled my fun!! oh well you can die *starts to walk toward her*

a/d: uh i don't think that will be necessary..boys..*in walks 2 very strong body guards* now unless u want to die also i suggest *snaps her fingers and she has his wand* u shut-up and cooperate. ok? ok gooood *smiles real big*

V: ah my wand give it back!! i want my wand!!

a/d: hmm lemme think about it..done no

V: i'll kill you once i get it back i will

a/d: um no you won't

V: well why the hell did you bring me out here?! i've got a reputation to keep up!!

a/d: *smiles real big* here *hands him a microphone and a sheet of paper with words*

V: wuh..huh....

a/d: oooohhhh yeeaaa i forgot we will also have another special guest *snaps fingers and Harry is standing beside her* Harry Potter to watch you make a fool out of yourself *smiles really big*

V: they never said i couldn't kill with bare hands *starts to advance on Harry*

Harry: huh..wuh...ahhhhhhh! Voldemort!

a/d: no Voldemort that won't be necessary *snaps fingers and an invisible wall is in front of Harry*

H: thank God ahaha *starts to stick his tongue out at Voldemort*

a/d: ok now start to sing the song on that piece of paper

V: no

a/d: START!!!!

V: ok *whimpers*

Oops I Did It Again
I Killed my girlfriend

H: he has a girlfriend?

Dragged Her Bloody Corpse
Behind a 7 11

H: wut's a 7 11?
a/d: like a shop in Hogsmeade
H: oh ok

The M.O.M Don't Knoe
I Wish I Could Do That Again

H: don't you think this is a little violent?
a/d: well ya' see we thought like Voldemort on this song
H: o ok

Now I Want To Kill Harry Potter
I Want Him To Die

a/d: hey that's not part of the song!!!

V: well now it is..

a/d: ok thats it buddy *zaps him frozen*

H: hahaha *starts 2 make faces at him..and o my goodness he's turned anime and is teasing like an anime person..then steps on Voldemort's face*

a/d: *watches with mild interest* ok you've gotten boring go away

H: no but wait!

a/d: to bad so sad go cry to your mom..

H: *gets little tears in his eyes*

a/d: o i'm sorry..didn't mean it..really..so sorry

H: fine then if YOUR going to insult me then i will leave

a/d: uh..ok..*hands him a glass lenses cloth* here you'll need this your glasses are starting to fog up

H: *looks at her then starts to go for his wand but stops and gets a evil little grin on his face*

a/d: ahhhh..that's freaky..STOP!!

H: *walks off*

a/d: believe i don't dis-*hears noises coming from the back* wut the hell?!

H: DIE DIE AHAHAHAHAHAHA *starts throwing very sharp pointy objects at her*

a/d: ahhhhh i must be ow i must be-ow i really need to be-ow leaving ow ow

don't worry i'm typing this in a safe place..my school..you know why it's so safe..because it's a school..and kids like Harry over there want to stay away from schools..aren't i just SO smart?! of course i am and remember don't disagree because i have my 2 big bodyguards over there..sure they're afraid of mice..but they can still hurt people..and they may not be certified bodyguards..but that doesn't matter because they can still hurt people well goodbye *waves*