At Tifa's bar, they had stumbled upon 40 barrels full of alcholic drinks in a hidden basement, they began to drink it.
Cloud: Ah d'feel all funnay....*burp hic*
Yuffie:..heheh heeeaaah...he go *burp hic* ...burp hic ..
Tifa: ::pours beer on her white shirt:: LOOK AT MAH BOOBAHS!!!
Cloud: ::goes about 2 inches away from Tifa's beer drenched Breasts:: =F...
Aeris: ::the only non-drunk one there:: DAMN IT CLOUD *SMACK* GET AWAY FROM THE BIGGED BOOBED WONDER!
Cloud: ::falls to the ground:: owies x.x
Tifa: HEY..BITCH...HE's.....MINE! *buuuurururrrrrrp*
Aeris beats Tifa with her rod, trying to beat her sober.
Cid: ::laughs at Tifa gettin beat:: AAHAHAHA ::swallows ciggarette: O_O!! *COUGHCHOKEHACK*
Barret:..Heeehuh heeeehuh Cid's dying..
Noone does anything.
Cait Sith: ::makes hot love to his Big STuffed Moogle:: OH YEAH STUFFY! YOU SO HOT!
Red XIII: ::craps all over the bar:: I GOT THE CRAPPERS! WHERE'S MY DAMNED LITTER BOX?!
Cid still chokes on his Ciggarette.
Vincent: ::lays on a couch, mouth wide open, pouring beer into his mouth:: *gargle* yeah....*gargle*
Sephiroth walks into the bar and see's all the drunken people.
Sephy: O_o;......
Yuffie: ::walks to Sephy:: Hey thereeeee......wanna go have underaged sex witha..meeeee?......::she pukes::
Sephy: O_o;;; ...::runs and hides in the secret place under the bar::
Tifa was beaten unconcious, then Cloud and Aeris made love behind the bar. Sephy called for the FBI from a cell phone. Cid eventually died from choking on his ciggarette. Barret wildly shot everywhere with his Gunarm. Vincent continued to poour Beer in his mouth. Yuffie and Red XIII made love with Cait Sith and Stuffy. The FBI came and arrested everyone for being 287,905,789,201 times over the legal drinking limit. Sephy bought a balloon. THE END
Me: ::guzzles down 80 bottles of Vodka:: e.o...yeaaahhh......
Cloud: Ah d'feel all funnay....*burp hic*
Yuffie:..heheh heeeaaah...he go *burp hic* ...burp hic ..
Tifa: ::pours beer on her white shirt:: LOOK AT MAH BOOBAHS!!!
Cloud: ::goes about 2 inches away from Tifa's beer drenched Breasts:: =F...
Aeris: ::the only non-drunk one there:: DAMN IT CLOUD *SMACK* GET AWAY FROM THE BIGGED BOOBED WONDER!
Cloud: ::falls to the ground:: owies x.x
Tifa: HEY..BITCH...HE's.....MINE! *buuuurururrrrrrp*
Aeris beats Tifa with her rod, trying to beat her sober.
Cid: ::laughs at Tifa gettin beat:: AAHAHAHA ::swallows ciggarette: O_O!! *COUGHCHOKEHACK*
Barret:..Heeehuh heeeehuh Cid's dying..
Noone does anything.
Cait Sith: ::makes hot love to his Big STuffed Moogle:: OH YEAH STUFFY! YOU SO HOT!
Red XIII: ::craps all over the bar:: I GOT THE CRAPPERS! WHERE'S MY DAMNED LITTER BOX?!
Cid still chokes on his Ciggarette.
Vincent: ::lays on a couch, mouth wide open, pouring beer into his mouth:: *gargle* yeah....*gargle*
Sephiroth walks into the bar and see's all the drunken people.
Sephy: O_o;......
Yuffie: ::walks to Sephy:: Hey thereeeee......wanna go have underaged sex witha..meeeee?......::she pukes::
Sephy: O_o;;; ...::runs and hides in the secret place under the bar::
Tifa was beaten unconcious, then Cloud and Aeris made love behind the bar. Sephy called for the FBI from a cell phone. Cid eventually died from choking on his ciggarette. Barret wildly shot everywhere with his Gunarm. Vincent continued to poour Beer in his mouth. Yuffie and Red XIII made love with Cait Sith and Stuffy. The FBI came and arrested everyone for being 287,905,789,201 times over the legal drinking limit. Sephy bought a balloon. THE END
Me: ::guzzles down 80 bottles of Vodka:: e.o...yeaaahhh......
