-Sunday July 1st - Summer Vacation -

8:09 a.m.

Sitting here on the rack of love, full of confusiosity. Why does Dave the Laugh think we were supposed to be together? He is very selfish for telling me this when I so obviously do not have the general horn for him. Even if he does have a gorgey smile.

8:10 a.m.

What am I saying? I shouldn't be talking about Dave's smile when I almost have a luurve god in my hands.

8:12 a.m.

Dave probably just said it so I'd have a nervy b.

8:13 a.m.

He figured it'd be a real laugh.

8:14 a.m.

Well it wasn't a laugh. Not at all. In fact, I think I'll call him up and tell him how un-laughish it really was.

8:20 a.m.

Mutti has so selfishly decided to be on the phone. She clearly doesn't realize how important my life is.

One minute later

I bet she's talking to one of her yoga mates about how cheese cake is 28 pudgy points.

8:25 a.m.

Oh, how stupid of me, have I forgot to tell you that my mutti is on a diet? She figures if she loses some weight, her yoga instructor might take notice to her.

8:26 a.m.

I don't think she has a problem with people noticing her seeing as her basoomas are the size of balloons.

8:30 a.m.

Unfortunately, and because my life is so incredibly poo-ey, my nunga-nungas have grown a size.

8:42 a.m.

I told my mother that Angus had got hold of her stockings again and was using them to taunt Mr. and Mrs. Next Door's poodles.

One minute later

Ha. That'll teach her.

8:45 a.m.

Maybe I shouldn't't call him.

One minute later

I think I'll dance around in my room for a bit instead

Looking in the mirror

My eyes are rather okay looking, when I put a bit of eyeliner on. And my lips look fabbity fab with this new lippy jazzy bought me. She can be double cool with knobs sometimes.

I may just call her up.

One minute later

She won't pick up the phone. I wonder where she could be on a fine day like this? She can't be doing anything interesting seeing as her life is filled with pointlessnessosity. Maybe her and Hunky are out looking for ant poo.

Two minutes later

I think I'll walk over to her house.

In the kitchen

I'll just grab a little snacky before I go.

One minute later

My mother really needs to go shopping more often. It's a miracle our family is alive based on the state of our kitchen.

On the way to Jas's

Rounded the corner onto Jaz's street. She lives in a rather nice house actually, aside from the Christmas lights that are still hiding away in her tree.

Blimey O'Reilly! There's Dave coming up the street! I must pretend I didn't see him and sneak away when he's not looking.

Sitting in a bush.

Brilliant escape Georgia, vair vair clever I must admit. He'll never know where I went.

"Why hello there sex kitty, fancy seeing you here"

Bugger.

Dave smiled at me like a smiley thing. He must think I'm completely bonkers. If he does then he'd be right.

Me, being full of maturiosity , just looked at him in a "oh, it's you" kind of way then looked away.

Two seconds later

He hasn't said anything yet… maybe I should stand up. Yes, yes I think that would be the best thing to do.

Dave bent down on his knees, and looked me in the eye just as I was about to get up. He really is very cool, and a good laugh too. Maybe I'll do a bit of sticky eyes, just to see what happens.

Ah, brilliant!! He smiled his absolutely gorgey smile, and pulled me up out of the bush.

I have a stick up my bum-oley. I wonder if Dave can see it.

"So Miss Georgia, it seems we left off on a rather confusing note the other day."

"Yes, I was indeed in a state of complete confusiosity."

I must remember never to use my brain when trying to think of something to say.

"Err- well yes, so was I."

1:50 p.m.

In my room

Back home in my room after an interesting talk with Dave. He told me he just wanted to be mates, and what he said before was just his red bottomosity talking. Then, he kissed me on the cheek, and said he'd see me around.

2:00 p.m.

So now we're back to being mates again.

One minute later

Matey mate mates, chummy chum chums.