'Okay, do it now. Just sneak up behind him and grab his hat. On three. One, two, two and a half, THREE!'
With his usual cry of, "YAHOOOOOO!" Black Star darted out from behind a stalagmite a snatched the obscenely large hat of off the albino…thing's… head.
"FOOL!" Excalibur exclaimed, tripping over his own feet and falling into the cave water.
"I got it! This proves that I am the biggest star! YAHOO! Take that you lame… THING!" The assassin in training ran to the mouth of the sword's cave, hat in hand. He looked back to see Excalibur advancing at a speed that should not have been possible for someone with such short legs. Black Star yelped before seeing a largish wooden box by the edge of the waterfall. He chucked the hat into the box and jumped for the cover of a bush. Excalibur approached the box cautiously, looking around for a trace of the blue haired-
"FOOL!" He exclaimed suddenly. The albino…thing…raced forward and leapt into the box. He held the white hat above his head victoriously before the lid slammed down on his head, instantly knocking him unconscious. Black Star snapped a lock into place and kicked the box into the river.
"Man, he's annoying. Glad I got rid of him!" Black Star threw back his head and laughed loudly.
"Thank you very much! As a sign of our appreciation for getting rid of that…thing…for us, I want you to meet someone special!"
Black Star turned to see where the noise was coming from and saw a… fairy?
"Huh? Who the heck do mean? And why would I WANT to meet them? I am god, they should want to meet me!" He began laughing again.
The fairy rolled her eyes in irritation. "I am Hana and I'm talking about my friend Holly, who is an incredible member of the LEP, and its only female officer. She has saved the world at least three times already! You should be quite honored!"
"Hana? That's a weird name!" Black Star began laughing…again.
"No, it's not! Hana is a very common name in Haven, it means flower!"
"Well then, what's so great about this LEP thing?"
"They are the elite and oh-so-cool Lower Elements Police! Holly is their best pilot, and she can hit a coin while it's in the air from fifty feet away! They say she even took down a troll all by herself once!"
'If I can beat this "Holly" person, I can be an even bigger star than she is!' He thought. 'And she's a girl! This'll be easy!'
Suddenly a shrill voice interrupted his thoughts, "So? Are you coming or what?"
"Oh, yeah." Hana flitted to and ordinary looking rock and placed her hand on it. It glowed blue for a moment before disappearing, and she flew into it. Black Star began to follow, but tripped on Excalibur's cane. He hit his head on the unforgiving stone and blacked out.
Wow. Hana really can't say anything without shouting, can she? Please review so I know someone's reading this!
