AN: this is based off Potter Puppet Pals. Italized is the video.
Draco Malfoy was arrogant, rich, selfish, and in Slytherin. No one had ever thought of making a Draco puppet for Potter Puppet Pals.
Until, one day, they did.
The REAL Draco Malfoy decided to watch this video.
Harry: Hello I'm Harry Potter, I have been reading your youtube comments. And though most of you appear to be completly impressed with the quality of my work, I have noticed on recurring request. Many of you have asked for a Draco Malfoy puppet. What a wonderful idea! I took it upon myself to bring this amazing concept into action. Here he is!
"Fianally, some people with sense!" Said Draco.
(Draco Puppet comes up)
" . . ." It was just a piece of felt with a Tom Felton head glued onto it.
Harry: Say Hello Draco
Draco puppet: Hello Draco
Harry: No say hello to the audience
Draco puppet: Hello to the audience
Harry: How dare you make a fool of me. Why don't you tell them a little about yourself, Draco.
Draco puppet: Hello, I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm totally rich, and I'm really proud that I'm pure-blooded white. I mean wizard. HEHEHEHE
Harry: HAHAHAHAHA(sarcastically) What a wonderful person! Let's learn some more about Draco.
"They know nothing about me!"
(music Starts)
Draco likes hamsters.
"Actually, I'm more of a guinea pig person."
Draco likes honey.
"I prefer syrup."
Draco likes toothpaste.
"But only Colgate!"
Draco likes money!
"At least they got one thing right."
Draco likes face paint.
"No. Just No."
Draco likes pliers.
" . . . What the heck?"
Draco likes bowling.
"No, I like arcades better."
Draco likes cartwheels.
"No, I like flips."
Draco likes fire! (Harry then puts the pathetic excuse for a puppet on a burning stove)
"Well, I DID until I saw this video!"
