There was once a man, no ordinary man. Infact, this man, Wasnt any ordinary man, he was... the soul purpose of the universe and the galaxy chocolate bar.

He ate alot of galaxy, while saving the universe but until one faithful day, he was gone. So now his son, Thunderbear is the only person... to save the universe and bring back the balance of the good, the bad and the plain smelly.

One day he was trying to open a jar of radish, when suddenly, his arch nemisis, Fred Flimstone, crashed into his kitchen and yelled:"Yabadaba... ooo radish my favorite!"
Thunderbear held his jar of radish tightly, and didnt like Fred have any.

"Nooo way man. This is my radish..MINE!" He snapped.

Fred looked down sadly then pulled out a sword,"Lets fight to the death, and who ever wins.. gets the radish!"
Thunderbear smiled reaching for his gun,"Okay!"

Fred stopped him,"Wooh wooh! If you use a gun then you win straight away, I only have a sword!" Thunderbear shot him anyway. Fred cried in pain, screamed "WELMA" and died.

Krillly, smilly, milly, jilly and billy. Those was the names of his great great great grand children. Who one of which Thunderbear married. He let out a gasp as he realised he just murdered his great great great grandfather in-law. ooo la la kumata kaka. That was another language for ooo the caveman is dead, in cave man.. language. Of course.

"OOO AAAHHHEEEEE DIEEEEEE!"" Yelled Smilly.

Krilly crossed her legss,,"Naaa yaaa pee pooo naaa!"

"Krilly, go then idoit." Thunderbear told her.

Krilly ran into the forest, and got shot by a hunter, which was Welmna.

"YOU KILLED YOUR OWN GREAT GREAT GREAT DAUGHTER IDOIT!" He excalimed.

She didnt seem to care then her eyes widened,,"No way man!"

Thunderbear kicked the body,"It's okay, I still have Jilly, Mily, Billy JR,Smilly, my wife, Billy and our ten children. Dilly, Willy, Filly, Silly..."
"SHUT UP, I DONT GIVE A BOOBER ABOUT MY GREAT GREAT GREAT CHILDREN, MORON! YOU KILLED MY HUSBAND.. err... FRED!" She interupted.

Thunderbear sat down on the rock,"Hm... you got a gun. I only have a sword... sort of like..."
Welma shot him, she laughed,"Sort of like the way you killed Fred!"
Thunderbear cried in pain,"BILLYYY!"

Billy walked over,"Oh yeaaah! I'm free! Lets go Jilly, Milly, Billy JR, Smilly, Dilly, Willy, Filly, Silly, Lilly, Villy, Qilly, Nilly, Zilly, Gilly, Killy."
Welma smiled at the children and adults,"Hi im your great great great naanaa!"

A little girl with red hair stared,"Wooh your like ancient man!"

THE END