Authors Note: I Do not own Poe (Cartman's Girl does) or Zim (Jhonen Does) And Celti's name is Pronounced (kel-tea) ON WITH IT!
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Wiping the sweat from her brow,the young irken stood and pulled at her long antenna,slamming her fists on the controls.
"Work,you stupid old.." she yelled,falling back as the old voot-runner began to move.
Mechanicly,her claws operated the controls,while she grumbled,"I hate this stupid place."
Why she had to work through this place was a mystery.Grinacing as another runner slammed into her,she linked up a communtication,sighing when she saw who it was.
"Zim,you're supposed to bavoid/b the other crusiers,not slam into them." she said.Zim narrowed his eyes.
"Zim never makes mistakes!Besides,what would you know,smeet?" he said.The female irken bit back rage.
"I bhave/b a name,you know" she said.Zim rolled crimson eyes.
"Fine then,Celti" He snapped.Celti rolled her deep black eyes,then watched Zim speed away.She sighed,exasperated.
"Stupid Zim"
Life as a smeet held no memories for elder irkens.Celti had watched Zim being "born",pulling gently on the tip of her long antenna.Suddenly,Zim flew against the wall.Celti laughed as she relived the memory,snapping back into the mechanical girnd of irken militatary life.Mentally,she frowned at the tastless gruel.She sat herself next to an irken with a small stain on his uniform.
"Hello,Skoodge" she said,flashing a semi-smile.Skoodge smiled back,but said nothing.
Celti sighed,using the bench as a table,as did many of the shorter irkens.She watched as two rather tall irkens passed,then turned to her meal.
A long while later,the irken military shipped recruits to the training planet of Devestis.Celti groaned as she dragged her feet to a small pod. She knew what Zim had done to former Tallests Spork and Miyuki.She'd wished heartburn on it for years now.Wearily,she lifted a gloved hand as she waved to an irken with purple eyes.
Stepping out,later,she'd watched Zim tug at the snack machine.Moments later,she beaten him to a squishy pulp,pulling the snack from his hand. She'd hoped Tak had gotten out.
It was Zim's fault she'd not been able to invade her planet,and it was also his fault she had lost her S.I.R.Somehow,she'd put together a working one,but it frequently went insane.
It was a while after the second assigning that the Prey found its quarry.Celti was eager to sneak away from the rule of Tallests Purple and Red.
Setting off,Celti's sir began to sing a familiar tune.Celti turned her head slowly,long antenna twitching.
"Where did you learn that song,Tre?" she asked,black eyes questioning.The robot said nothing,just kept singing.Celti rubbed her temples.
I This is going to be a long six months/I
"Computer" she said,"plot course for earth" Settling back into her chair,she relived old memories.She rembered the chance meeting with another of her eye color(which was rare)
He was a bit morbid,but acted kindly towards her.Poe,his name was.She had bid a fond farewell to him,revealing a secret that she kept hidden.She watched him smile,and held that image in her mind.
Snapping back into reality,she gave into temptation and hummied along with Tre.