I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! GX


"Hugh! Gack! Koff!".

'What the hell?! Th-There's something in my throat! I-I can't breathe!'. I begin coughing violently feeling my face go blue. I desperately begin pounding my stomach in a self-Heimlich maneuver. Just as I was about to pass out I manage to pop the damn thing out. What comes out is what's looks like a piece of hard candy?

…what the hell? I didn't have any candy last night. But. Fuck me that was scary. I thought I was gonna meet my grandparents on the river Styx. I look around my bed to figure out what I'm going to do today. When I realize that this isn't my room.

'What the fuck is this?' I look around the room I'm in, frantically trying to figure out where the fuck I am. What I see is a bunch of posters about Yu-Gi-Oh and the main protagonist.

'Ummm…what the fucks his name? Starts with a Y, c'mon' think man, think! Yeza? No, Yaiga? No! Wait…it's signed by the guy'.

Yugi something another I don't know or care about his last name. Sorry if that offends some people but I haven't played that shit or seen the anime in almost 10 years to excuse my ignorance…wait who am I talking to?

I quickly shake my head and gather my thoughts. 'Stop that! You're in someone's room! Figure out what the fucks going on first dude! But first, I gotta take a piss like no-one's business'. I get up and walk towards the bathroom and take my piss. As I walk in the door I see the medicine cabinet is open.

'Might as well see how handsome I am!'.

I close the cabinet expecting to see my face…but it's not! What I don't see is my brown skin, my tall body, my average (alright a little chubby) body. What I do get is a short (4'3), fat (I have a nice seasoned beer gut), bulbous nose, white skin, with brown eyes and a mop of brown hair, and when you put them all together I a natural idiot face! I try to maintain a serious face but I feel my face muscles straining too hard that they suddenly pop back into a goofy smile against my own wishes.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!", I yell stumbling out of the room. I notice my voice has changed to an unbalanced high and low pitch! I'm clutching "my" chest trying to steady my breathing and calm myself down.

What the fuck is happening?! Who the hell was that?! Oh god I'm sweating already?! Why am I sweating this much?! I slowly begin to calm down and shakily enter the bathroom again gazing at this fat kid. I touch "my" face "Oh god...", I touch "my" stomach "Oh god!".

'This isn't how these things are supposed to happen! Aren't there some conditions that need to be met first? Like I'm supposed to have fucking died?!'.

I nervously touch "my" neither region "OH THANK GOD!", I yell in relief.

Wait a minute…that wasn't English I just spoke! Well it was but, it had a very thick accent on it. It sounded…Japanese.

'Explains this kid's body style…'.

But anyway, at least this guy good where it counts but…I poke my head out the bathroom and look at the room again.

This guy's room is absolutely filthy! There're fucking wrappers all over the place, the wall is covered by posters of that magical girl in scandalous poses and he's got like 20 fucking figurines of her!

I gave around the room some more in order to get some clues on who the fuck this is.

Here's what I find: an old (and I mean something from the early 2000's) computer, a shit ton of some sailor moon looking ass magical girl posters (I think it was dark magician woman or something?), a bucket full of what I'm hoping is tissues from a cold this guy was getting over (god I really hope it's snot and not the "other thing"), a bunch of sexy anime figurines of the magic girl, and what looks like a stack of some very "adult" comic books of said girl (yeah no way I'm touching that).

I take a deep breath and sit on the bed. 'Okay so I've somehow been transferred to somebody else's body and that person happens to be a huge Yu-Gi-Oh nerd…'.

"Haha, yeah right! Alright where's the camera? Am I on some kind of Punked show?", I laugh out loudly. But, no one comes out to tell me this is a prank. And that whole sentence was said in Japanese. Which means…this is real.

'Shit! What the hell is happening?!'. I rush to the computer and turn it on. Luckily this kid doesn't have it password protected. But, where I'm expecting to see the internet explorer icon all I see is a world icon with a giant K across it.

What the shit? Is this the worlds internet explorer? Weird…

I click on the icon and I'm taken to this world google…Kaiba search…

"…what?".

Wait a minute. Isn't that the aloof other guy in Yu-Gi-Oh? The one with the blue-eyes? Why would-.

"Hey! Yama~, come down it's breakfast time!", I hear a mature feminine voice call out. "Hurry up and get dressed you start you're first day at the academy! And don't forget to bring your deck!", she calls out.

And that confirms it! I'm in fucking Yu-Gi-Oh! and judging by the "academy" it's probably GX. Not gonna lie, that was one of my favorite's when I was a kid.

"Hurry the hell up Yama!", the feminine voice screams.

Oh I know that voice. That's a mom's voice. You can tell by the way she yells, with fucking authority and if you dare deify her she'll shove you back in the womb.

'Better get cleaned up. I do not want to deal with an irate mother first thing in the morning'.

I hope in the shower and begin to wash off. It's kind of a weird feeling ya know? I'm washing someone else's body. Since his isn't my body but I'm touching it freely does it mean I'm molesting "Yama"? I really hope I'm not. And is it gay since I'm a guy and I'm touching another guy's body parts? Again, I hope not…

After washing up and quickly putting on a pair of black slacks, a white buttoned up shirt (that really emphasized by huge gut), and a red bow-tie (wow, what the fuck is with this kid's fashion sense?). I slowly walked downstairs' mentally preparing myself to meet my "family".

You see what I was expecting was a two other porker's like myself. Since ya' know (I gesture to all of me). But I was very surprised when I saw my "parents".

The woman standing at the stove was very beautiful young woman. Probably in her early 30's or late 20's. She's got a slim hourglass figure, a small but apple shaped backside, and a pair of nice bear shaped knockers. Like wow she was a looker and that's me keeping it PG-13. But the most shocking thing to me was her long green hair and eyes.

'What the fuck? Why is she dying her hair? Then again', I peer at her backside 'when you're that good looking everything's okay'.

"Yama! Come have a seat next to your father", she calls without turning to me. I nod and sit across the man with the newspaper.

Nervously I greet the man, "H-Hey dad. How's it going?".

"Hrmgfphmg".

"Huh?". What was that? It sounded like-.

"Ah! Ataru! Are you sneaking in snacks again?!", screeches "Mom". She swiftly slams the newspaper on the table revealing my "father's" face. My "dad" had a mop of brown hair, and average build with an average height, his eyes here goofy (that's all I can say, you gotta be here to see it), and above all else his face is stuffed with 5 pop-tarts!

This dude swallows all five of those things at once and says, "Well I wouldn't have to eat them if you didn't make me start eating kale Lum!".

"Grrrrr A-T-A-R-U!", Lum proceeds to jump on him and begins clawing at his face. "I worked hard on this breakfast! I only want you to eat healthy so you can live longer!".

"Gaaaaaahhhh! Okay, okay! I got it!", he lets out. They both get up huffing but Ataru with scratch marks like a cat litter his face. They quietly sit down as Lum puts down breakfast.

…did all that just happen? I'm looking between these two as Lum sets down the plates and they begin eating like all of that just didn't happen?

"Aren't 'cha gonna eat Yama?", asks Lum.

"Finally decided to give my wallet a break, Kishishi", laughs Ataru.

Lum fixes him with a stare, "Don't talk about my baby like that! He's a growing boy, he needs to eat more. Besides, he gets his appetite from you Darling~. Too bad he got your skirt chasing habit too", she sighs.

"Hm. Of course, he's a Moroboshi after all!", chuckles Ataru.

"Grrrr", growls Lum as she lower's her jaw and clenches it.

"Ah! Sh-Shouldn't Yama get going? Doesn't he have that duel test today?", quickly adds Ataru.

"Ah! That's right! Go get your deck and come down quickly! You're gonna be late!", she quickly commands.

I ain't gonna mess with a mom this scary I quickly nod and run up the stairs and burst into my room frantically looking for my deck.

Where is it?! Where is it?! I can't tell where anything is in this fucking pigsty! Oh, god I gotta make it! I don't wanna miss this thing and end up having to go off cannon!

I then notice a deck next to the computer and quickly pick it up. I open it up to see what this kids got.

3 Tri-Horned Dragon

1 Hyozanryu

1 Summoned Skull

1 Vorse Raider

1 X-Head Cannon

1 La Jhin the Mystical Genie of the Lamp

1 Battle Ox

1 Divine Dragon Ragnarok

3 Thunder Dragon

1 Double Coston

1 Blade Knight

1 Y-Dragon Head

1 Z-Metal Tank

1 Hardened Armed Dragon

1 Lord of D.

1 Cost Down

1 Polymerization

1 Lullaby of Obedience

1 Silent Doom

2 Flute of Summoning Dragon

1 Pot of Greed

1 Soul Exchange

1 Graceful Charity

1 Monster Reborn

1 Shrink

1 Ring of Defense

1 Enemy Controller

1 Banner of Courage

1 Spell Absorption

1 Megamorph

1 Ring of Destruction

1 Cloning

1 Final Attack Orders

1 Skill Drain

The deck reminds me of a one Seto Kaiba of Battle City, with the exception of a few cards. Along six fusion cards, the deck numbers 45 including everything. But only 39 in the main…

'Shit! I need one more card! Maybe I can stop by a card shop somewhere-'.

"What the-?".

"Yama! Get going or I'm gonna beat you like your father don't 'cha know?!", yells Lum

"G-Got it mom!", I timidly reply as I grab the deck and rush down.

"Here's a map sweetie so you don't get lost. Know go kick some ass!", Lum happily adds.

"Hey son! If you make it into the duel academy there'll be plenty of babes and not the 2-D versions either! All yours for the taking! Maybe you can fulfill your old man's dream of having a harem! Nehahaha", bellows Ataru.

Lum quickly pounces on him. "Don't fill our sons head with your perverted thoughts!".

I quickly leave the house to avoid seeing them go at it again.

For as dumb as that guy looks, if he was able to snatch up such a babe then why can't I?!

I look at my gut…But fuck that! All that means is that I'm playing the dating game on hard mode! This time shit's gonna be different! Back in high school I was too much of a loner and never enjoyed it. But this time, this time I'm gonna make sure I enjoy everything! I'll start out making friends with students while avoiding the spotlight, I don't wanna get in the way of cannon.

Then I can slowly rise up the ranks while avoiding the radar of any of the characters. Make some great school memories and if by the gods leave with a harem! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!

"Mwahahaahahahahaahahahaha~", I laugh out evilly as I make my villainous laugh.

This causes a mother to stop and look at me in concern. I forgot to realize I was outside when I was thinking of my grand scheme.

"Mommy why is that man laughing like that?".

"Don't look he's dangerous", she quickly shuffles her and her child off.

'Wow, that's fucking embarrassing', I think as my cheeks blush a deep red.

I don't have time for this! I only remember bits and pieces of the anime but the first episode is where that J-guy battles that ugly motherfucker. I better book it so I can see that!

Duel Arena

I finally arrive at the damn dueling arena. I have an excuse though! I have never used a map in my god damn life. Like what the fuck am I supposed to do with it! Especially when it was a paper of the fucking world!

Exhausted and sweating up a storm I slowly make my way towards the two receptionists.

"HaaaHuuuHaaaa!", I'm breathing profusely loudly as I try to catch my breath and talk. My deep breathing is really showing off my gut and the two receptionists look uncomfortable by it.

"H-Hey ladies. I-I hope I haven't made you two wait too long", I tiredly stammer out.

"Uhm yeah well you just made it. We were about to close", replies the one on the left. "Write your name here and hand over your deck please".

"M-My deck? Why?".

"It's so we can check to make sure there are no illegal card. You don't have any do you?", the other receptionists ask while eyeing me.

"N-No not in my deck", I responded nervously.

I mean some of my cards haven't been made yet but that doesn't make them illegal…right?

"You sure?", she persists.

"I wouldn't mind a body search only if I can give you one in return", I respond smirking.

"Ew, gross no thanks", she quickly dismisses me.

Well that's a crotch shot to my pride...

"There's only 39 cards in the main deck, sorry kid but you need 40. If you don't have another card, then you can't take the exam".

"W-What?!".

And with that she (and I mean her associates) usher me away and I find myself walking down the hill.

'Oh man, oh man! I gotta think of something the exams are gonna finish soon and there isn't a card shop for miles!'.

Smack! *

Suddenly a gust of wind appears from outta nowhere and something small and square smacks me in the face.

"What the-?", I grab the thing that hit me in the face and see what it was. Turns out it was a card and one with 4000ATK to boot!

"The Wicked Dreadroot?", I read the cards name aloud. I'm getting some weird vibes from this card, if I had to name the feeling it was…ominous. I quickly look around to see the owner of this bizarre card only to find myself alone.

I check my phone and see that the exams are almost over.

'Shit! I guess beggars can't be choosers!', I grimace as I place the new card in my deck and rub back up the hill.

"Oh, you're back? Find a card so soon?", the receptionist lazily asks.

"Yeah, here".

"Hey, how come I haven't seen one of these cards before?", asks her friend revealing some of my card staples.

"O-Oh those just came out in a secret release from the guy!".

"The guy?".

"Yeah the creator of duel monsters!".

Fuck was that cyclopes name again? Wasn't it named after a horse or something?

"You mean Pegasus?".

"Yeah! I-I won a tournament and he gave me these cards as a gift!'. Please be as gullible as you two are hot!

"Then why wasn't it in your deck before?".

"I left it in my back pocket?", I reply in the spot. It sounded like I was asking a question.

"Hmmm okay. Well get going the tests are almost over".

"Thanks!", I quickly grab my deck and shuffle off inside.

One of the receptionists talks into a mike. "Please inform that we have one last applicant".

Inside the Arena

Walking inside I can't help but feel amazed at what I'm seeing. There are tons of teens here watching the matches. Speaking of which wow! Those animations look so fucking cool! I can't wait to try them out!

"Hey did you just get here?", asks a voice next to me.

"Gaaaahhhhh!". Now I don't want you guys thinking I shrieked like a little girl. No, it was very manly. You just had to be there

I turn to see a short kid not much taller than me. He's got wild light blue spikey hair and a demeanor that just screams 'bully me'. The weirdest thing though it that his eyes have 2 fucking white circles on them. Like what the fuck is up with that? Is it a birth defect?

Wait a minute I remember this guy! He's the main characters like mascot buddy! I think his name was Syrus…how do I remember his name and not the main characters?

I notice he's still looking at me with a curious look on his face. "Uh yeah I just got here. Name's Yama Moroboshi", I extend my free hand as I take to whipping my sweat off my fat jowls.

'Jeez does this kid have an over active sweat gland!'.

"My name's Sho Marufuji. And this is Daichi Misawa", he replies taking my hand.

I see they're using Japanese names here…I remember Daichi though. He was a super nerd when it came to Yu-Gi-Oh!. Always using math and shit. Like dude it's a card game. Math ain't gonna do shit. But I guess the producers needed a smart character so thus he was made.

"A pleasure to meet you Yama. I take it running isn't your forte?".

"More like and physical activity that doesn't involve a woman!", I chuckle out.

Funny thing is, they don't laugh and instead there's an awkward air going around. Damn, I always do this!

"Uh, so how was the tests?".

"Aw, man it was hard. I lost the duel but, since I did well on my written exam I should be fine", responds Sho in a dejected tone. "I don't think I'll get in though…".

Yeesh is this kid a Debby downer. I gotta pick up the mood before the awkwardness comes back!

"Bah I'm sure you did fine! I mean look at me! I was able to get this far and I'm as dumb as rocks, haha!", I try my hand at self-deprecating humor. And before you ask no it's not a form of coping…

"Haha, geez I guess when you put it that way you're right!".

I'll take that as a compliment. Glad to raise the mood a bit and make a kid smile.

"I won my duel easily, all I had to do was work out the correct formula for victory. The exam was easy for me as well".

'Wonder how I did. Guessing I passed since I'm here'.

"Speaking of duels shouldn't you be heading down right now? I here they're about to close shop soon", states Daichi.

"Aw shit! Forgot about that! Thanks' for reminding me! I'll see you guys later!", I yell as I waddle down to the dueling arena.

Daichi and Sho

"Hmm, he's a weird one isn't he?", Daichi says as he looks at Yama.

"Yeah, but he seems nice!", chuckles Sho.

"Hey guys! did you see my duel!", adds in a third party with a very happy tone.

"Ah! Judai! Yeah we saw you whoop that proctors butt!", fanboys Sho.

"Indeed Judai. I found it quite academically stimulating".

"Thanks guys!", responds Judai while rubbing his nose and sporting a big grin. "So who were you guys talking to?".

"Oh! This new guy just came in and he almost missed the deadline to duel!", quickly responds Sho.

"Wow good thing I came 10 minutes early or that coulda been me! I wonder who he's facing?".

"I think it's safe to say the good doctor is going to handle him…personally", Daich explains grimly while pointing to a miffed Crowler.

Arena

Wow this is something else. I can't believe this is all for dueling! But why did they make me go under the complex? Probably for a dramatic showing.

But what's really weird was that one of the professor's told me 'god luck', but in a very sad and pitying tone.

Suddenly the ground below me starts vibrating and pushing me upwards.

'Well I guess it's time to do this. No remember, don't choke and have fun!'.

As I arrive I notice my exam proctor has shown up yet so I look around my dueling space. Strange thing is though that it was pretty loud with duels going on before but now it's quite…except for all the teens chatting.

'Weird…'.

I then look towards the crowd and find Sho. I wave to him with a big grin on my face and he waves back. My eyes travel to Daich who just gives me a nod accompanied with a small smile. Then I notice the person next to him who's also waving to me with a big grin.

My face and smile immediately fall when I notice that the person waving at me…is the main character. You can tell by how fucking huge is haircut is.

'Wait…what?'.

Suddenly I hear the floor across from me buzzing.

'No stop, please'.

I suddenly see my opponent… .

And suddenly all my plans crash.

, is an ugly mother fucker. His face and neck look he was part candle but a fire got to close and melted some off. And boy does he look fucking smug!

And why does he have two honeys putting his dueling equipment on for him! I want that too!

"Buon giorno", says Crowler cheekily.

'What the fuck? I thought this was a Japanese anime? Why is this dude speaking Italian?'.

"Uh, hey", I respond nervously.

"Your name signore".

'I get the feeling this is gonna get annoying and fast'.

"Yama Moroboshi".

"Signore Yama (yup I'm already annoyed by this…), I am Chronos de Medici, acting Chief General Director of Practical Application at the academy", he proudly says.

"Neat", I respond with a tired tone and bored look.

"Grrrrr". Uh-oh, I think I got him mad.

Up in the bleachers Chazz and his goons

Chazz is sitting up with his two goons beside him as they watch the duel below.

"Who'd think Professor Chronos would deal with this personally?", says glasses goon.

"That Yama fellow must be pretty big, huh?", asks muscles goon.

Chazz just growls in response. 'I can't believe this!'.

Bleachers: Sho, Daichi, and Judai

"Professor Chronos is going to take that guy on personally?! Aw man I want to duel Chronos!", whines Judai.

"You might want to rethink that Judai. Professor Chronos is a highly decorated duelist with many wins in the pro circuit. His ancient gear deck was known as one of the best machine type decks in his time. Especially that super rare card", Daichi grimly adds.

"Aw man a super rare card! Now I really wanna duel Chronos!".

"I-Is Yama gonna be okay", Sho nervously asks

"I don't know enough about Yama to make an accurate guess. All I can say is that he's got his work cut out for him, after all Chronos is a professor for a reason".

Stands: Asuka and Ryo

"Wow I can't believe Chronos is taking that kid on. What do you think about him Ryo?", asks a beautiful woman with light brought dark hair and honeyed eyes.

"Asuka, given the kids behavior I can see why Chronos wants to put him in his place. He came in late and is not giving Chronos the proper respect he thinks he deserves. A first glance makes me think this kid is from the sticks and doesn't know how to use is cards", plainly states the young man with spiky blue hair with a no-nonsense attitude. He carries a calm demeanor but has a certain fierceness in his eyes.

"Well I asked what you thought not what Chronos thought", Asuka counters.

"Looks can be deceiving, let's see how it goes first" he finishes as he stares intently at the duel.

'You got two sets of important eyes on you kid, try not to disappoint", smirks Asuka as she joins her companion at staring at the duel.

Arena

"Duel coat, on!", Chronos taps the big red button on his chest activating his duel disk. Then he starts moving in a gross weird dance way as he draws his cards, like he's dancing.

"Like my duel disk? All of the high-achieving students have one", he asks in glee, thinking that I honestly give a shat (which I did because it looked fucking sweet as hell!). 'Not that it would be possible for a bum like you to get your greasy hands on one'.

This snobby mother fucker! Time to put Lumière in his place!

"Duel!", we shout in unison.

Chronos: 4000 LP/Yama: 4000 LP

"Looks like I'm going first!", I look at my hand, Hardened Armed Dragon, Tri-Horned Dragon , Battle Ox, X-Head Cannon, and a Summoned Skull.

to think about what I should do.

"Aren't you going to draw signore. It is your turn". 'Ha this bum doesn't even know how to play!'.

"O-oh right", I quickly draw my card as the audience erupts in laughter. 'This was illegal in the card game…

Let's see what I got. A Thunder Dragon…okay not a great start.

"I activate Thunder Dragon's ability! Which allows me to discard him and add two more to my hand!". This should help me thin my deck a little…

I quickly discard my card and add 2 copies of it to my hand.

"Now I summon Battle Ox in Attack mode!".

A hulking minotaur like creature bursts forth, the muscle bound behemoth thrashes around an axe while letting out a deep roar.

ATK: 1700

"I end my turn!".

Stands: Asuka and Ryo

"Hmm not a strong start".

"Why's that Ryo?".

"He was able to thin his deck a bit and that's always good. But now he's got 2 level five monsters in his hand. Add onto that the only thing he brought out was a 1700 beatstick. He's an amateur".

"Hnnn. So you think this duels a lost cause?".

"No, not yet at least.".

Arena

"Hmm. I see not bad, but not good either", smirks Chronos. "Allow me to teach you how broad the world is!".

"From my hand, I activate the Magic Card Confiscation! By paying 1000 Life Points I can look at my opponent's hand, select one card from it, and sent it to the Graveyard".

Chronos: 3000/Yama: 4000

"Pretty steep price", I try to laugh it off but now he's seen my less than stellar hand!

Suddenly all the card in my hand light up and a reflection of them appear before Chronos.

"Pretty cheap if it means victory. Hmm let's see, you have some okay cards, Tri-Horned Dragon, to the graveyard with you!".

Suddenly one of the card in front of him turns into my Tri-Horned Dragon before shattering to pieces. I then solemnly place one of my strongest cards to the Graveyard.

"Next I'll set 2 cards face down and activate the Magic Card Heavy Storm! This Spell destroys all Spell/Trap Cards on the field!".

A sudden gust of wind sweeps up from under us. I cover my eyes with my arm to try and maintain my eyesight at Chronos. He looks completely unaffected by the gust and even has a small smile on his face as his set cards are destroyed.

After the storm subsides a new one starts. Black clouds engulf the arena.

'Oh man I don't like this. This feels like the beginnings of a horror movie!'.

"Heh, scared are you? I special summon…The Wicked Lord Tokens!".

Suddenly two golden snake like creatures arise from the clouds. Their fangs look like it could crush concrete and they're red eyes have nothing but anger in them. I subconsciously gulp.

'I-I think they made these graphics too well! These things look like they wanna kill me!'.

Stands: Sho, Daichi, Judia

"I don't know what's happening", questions Sho.

"Golden Statue of the Wicked Lord is a special Trap that creates Tokens when its destroyed. Professor Chronos destroyed his own Traps to utilize its effects", explains Daichi.

"Ehhh", responds Sho in an amazed tone.

Judai however, just stares more intently at the match.

Stands: Jun and Goons

"That's no exam deck! That's Professor Chronos Ancient Gear deck!", says the glasses goon.

"He was flawlessly able to pull off his traps effect!", adds the muscle goon.

"For there to be an examine that stands a chance against that deck…", starts glasses goon.

"…is wishful thinking, right?", finishes the muscle goon.

"I thought that examinee was something special, but I was sorely mistaken. Professor Chronos plans on giving that bum's fleeting dreams a thorough stomping on", smirks Jun.

Stands: Asuka and Ryo

"I feel sorry for him. It appears Chronos doesn't fancy him", dejectedly says Asuka.

"This should be nteresting", adds Ryo.

"Huh?", Asuka wakes from her stupor to look at her friend.

"The Ancient Gear Deck…that's to this kid we may be able to see its legendary rare card".

Arena

"My turn is not over yet!", adds Chronos. "Next I sacrifice both my Wicked Tokens…".

Suddenly his tokens catch on fire and begin writhing in pain.

'What the fuck! Those things look like they actually fucking feel pain. Man and this is supposed to be a kid's game?!'.

"…to summon Ancient Gear Golem!".

Chronos's prized cards begins to emerge from the earth. It's massive size casts a looming shadow over me as it's single red eye gleams brightly. It's one of the most intimidating things I've ever seen in my life!

ATK 3000

Stands Asuka and Ryo

"That's his…legendary rare card!", explains Asuka.

Arena

"Well fuck me. I'm actually pretty terrified right now haha". 'Fake laugh, real fear!

Stands: Sho, Daishi, Judai

"An eight-star monster out of the blue like that!", exclaims Sho.

Stands: Asuka, Ryo

"Chronos de Medici has yet to lose once he's summoned that card", adds Ryo. "I wouldn't have pegged an examine to have the power to make the Professor take this seriously".

"Professor Chronos is rather fickle, you know", adds Asuka. "It's a shame. I caught the sound of the Academy's iron doors closing shut".

Arena

"Ohohoho! Here I go! Ancient Gear Golem use Ultimate Pound!".

His giant golem rears back it's mighty fist before dealing a devastating blow to my Battle Ox as it tries to defend itself before shattering.

Stands: Sho, Daichi, Judia

"Anceint Gear Golem's Attack is 3000 compared to Battle Ox's Attack of 1700. It didn't stand a chance", Sho shakes his head stating the obvious.

"And that's not the worst of it. If that monster had Attacked Yama's monster in defense mode then the deference between the attack and defense would be dealt as damage to Yama", adds Daichi.

"That means Yama can't even play defensively! N-No way…doesn't that monster defy the rules?!", asks Sho worriedly.

'That's not the look of someone who's lost though', thinks Judai. 'Come on Yama, show me what you've got planned', grins the Hero maniac.

Arena

Suddenly I feel a sharp pain aimed at me and quickly grasp my stomach.

"Gah!". 'Owch! These duels really fucking hurt! Again! This is a children's game?!'.

Chronos 3000/Yama: 2700

"Nohoho! Already lost your fighting spirit have you?", mocks Chronos triumphantly.

"Nah, I'm just getting started!", I say with false bravado.

"Hnn, we'll see. I end my turn".

'C'mon heart of the cards or some other gay hit!'.

"I draw", the card I get is Graceful Charity.

'Perfect!'.

"I activate the Spell Card Graceful Charity; I get to draw three cards at the cost of discarding two!".

My three cards I drew are: Monster Reborn, Cost Down, and Banner of Courage.

'Fuckin A!'.

"Now I discard two cards (X-Head Cannon and Hardened Armored Dragon). Next I activate the Spell Card Cost Down! By discarding a card (one Thunder Dragon) I decrease the level of all monsters in my hand by two! And thanks to that I get to normal summon my Summoned Skull in attack mode!".

A bolt of purple lightening sticks the ground causing smoke to arrive, from that smoke arises my skeletal fiend (would not want to be facing him!). He stands there impassively, waiting for my command.

ATK: 2500

"Hmm. Not a bad move, but it still can't beat my golem", Chronos says smugly.

"I'm not done yet! Next I activate the spell card Monster Reborn to bring back Tri-Horned Dragon in attack mode!".

In a flash of light my spiked dragon enters the stage with a bellowing roar. It's size lets it stand shoulder to shoulder with a normal blue-eyes. It glares unflinchingly at the giant mechanical golem.

ATK 2850

"Still not enough!", Chronos shouts. He begins to worry for where this is going.

"I know, but how about this! I activate the Continuous Spell Banner of Courage. It gives all my monsters and extra 200 ATK during my Battle Phase, which I'll enter right now!".

Summoned Skull ATK: 2500→2700

Tri-Horned Dragon ATK 2850→3050

"Now go Tri-Horned Dragon! Attack that overgrown tinker toy!"

My dragon roars loudly as it chagres the golem like a rhino, and gores it into pieces.

"Gah!".

Chronos 2950/ Yama 2700

"Now Summoned Skull attacks you directly!".

Summoned Skull throws a bolt of purple lighting at Chronos.

"Gahehihih", he twitches violently from the shock.

Chronos: 250/ Yama 2700

'Yes! I got him on the ropes now!'.

"I end my turn", I say triumphantly.

Summoned Skull ATK: 2700→2500

Tri-Horned Dragon ATK: 3050→2850

"Grr~! I won't lose to some child! Draw!", shouts Chronos. As he looks down at his card a cruel smile spreads across his face.

'Uh-oh'.

"I activate the Spell Card Ancient Gear Catapult!".

And old mechanical catapult station appears in front of Chronos.

"Next I activate its ability, which is only possible since I have no monsters on my side of the field! It allows me to destroy one of my cards to special summon one Ancient Gear monster from my deck, ignoring it's summoning conditions!".

"Are you fucking kidding me?!".

"Afraid not boy. now come forth! Ancient Gear Golem!".

Another mechanical menace bursts forth from the ground. Just when I thought I had victory in my grasp!

"Now my golem, destroy that dragon! Mechanized Melee!".

And just like that my monsters punched to death again!

"Oof!".

Chronos 250/ Yama 2500

"You dueled very well, I'll enjoy seeing you in the academy next year", smirks Chronos. "I end my turn".

"Why wait! Let's make it this year!", I smirk back. I close my eyes hoping for another miracle, suddenly I feel my deck pulse darkly as I pull out my next card.

"Draw!", the card I got made my eyes widen as glee spread through my body. This was a game changer of a card!

"I pay 2000 life points to activate the Spell Card, Lullaby of Obedience!".

Chronos:250 /Yama: 500

"Now I get to call out a monster card and if it's in your deck I can activate the cards second ability! And I'm guessing you've got another Ancient Gear Golem hidden in there!".

Chronos growls as he reluctantly pulls out his final Ancient Gear Golem and shows me it.

"Perfect!", I say with a shit-eating grin. "Now my Spell Card lets me choose to either add that card to my hand or special summon it to my side of the field ignoring it's summoning conditions! And I think I'll take the later!".

Chronos' prized card glows in his hand before in emerges to my side of the field. Gotta say, I feel super op with this thing on my side!

"Now I enter my battle phase! And you know what that means! Thanks to Banner of Courage all my monsters gain an extra 200 ATK!".

Ancient Gear Golem ATK 3000→3200

Summoned Skull ATK 2500→2700

"Now why don't I give you a taste of your own medicine! Go Ancient Gear Golem! Attack his golem with Mechanized Melee!".

My golem reeves back his fist as Chronos' does the same. They both strike each other's fist at the same time. For a moment they seem evenly matched but then my golem powers through, completely destroying Chronos' golems' arm and shattering it.

"Nooo~! Not again!", Chronos cries in panic.

Chronos 50/ Yama 500

"Now Summoned Skull, attack him directly again!".

My skull demon throws another arc of purple lightening at Chronos, effectively ending the duel.

"Graaah!", shouts Chronos as his life points reach 0

Chronos 0/ Yama 500

"Thanks' for the fun duel Teach! I hope we can do it again soon", I beam.

"H-How? How could I have lost to this-this clown!".

The entire stadium is stunned into silence by this turn of event. Everyone here that this was going to be an easy victory for professor Chronos. No one could have expected this!

"I can't believe professor Chronos was defeated by an examine!", says Jun, stating aloud what everyone was thinking.

"He's pretty interesting, isn't he?", says Asuka with an excited twinkle in her eye. She then turns and see's Ryo silently walking off to contemplate what he just saw and who he just saw.

"Way to go Yama!", exclaims Sho. This suddenly kicks off the entire stadium into a defining cheer.

'You might turn out to be a fine rival', smiles Diachi.

"Buhihihihi! Yes, I am the greatest! Mwah! Mwah! Come one come all ladies!".


Hey everyone this is my first Yu-Gi-Oh! Fanfiction! I've recently started reaching Yu-Gi-Oh! GX after not even touching the game for almost 10 yrs! I really hope everyone enjoyed this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it! I decided to base the deck off of a version of Kaiba's battle city deck because I just think it makes the story a bit more original instead of just starting out with op cards. That being said I think the deck I have for Yama needs improvement. So I'd like to reach out to you Yu-Gi-Oh! Players and give me any feedback on what I should add or take out from the deck sticking to the current timeline. Also let me know if I should continue the fic or not? And if I should continue should I stick with the Japanese route or go to the dub route? I can't wait to hear everyone's thought! See you soon!