The Anniversary Gift
Ok so I was bored and I've been avoiding writing ever since a virus caused me to lose all my fics so I wad at this site and used this: to get a random plot which is what this fic is.
The plot was: Your randomly generated plot is: Apollo gives a gift to Ares, who hates it.
If that's not enough, here are three words to try to use in your story: inventive engraved tranquil
Ares stared at the object he held in his hands. He turned it around but no matter what angle he looked at it from he still hated it.
"Ares stop glaring at it like that. It's the thought that counts you know." Joxer said wrapping his arms around Ares waist from behind.
"But it's so....tranquil. I hate tranquil!" Ares complained setting it down on the table.
"It's inventive. I've never seen anything like it before." Joxer replied letting go of Ares to peer closer at the engraved object sitting on the table splattering softly. 'To Ares and Joxer. Happy 1st Anniversary.'
Ares glared at the small waterfall splashing peacefully away in- front of him. "What was he thinking making something like...That thing for ME?!"
Joxer grinned at Ares. "Well I AM the God of Peace you know. It might not fit you but it fits me. Here." Joxer tapped a finger on the base of the waterfall and the water turned to blood. "Is that more to your liking now?"
Ares laughing and pulled Joxer to him and kissed him. "It's still stupid but I love you for trying. Why don't you put it one of your temples or something since you like it so much? It does fit you better then it fits me."
Joxer kissed Ares and waved a hand whisking the waterfall off to one of his earthly temples. "There. The nasty waterfall is allll gone. It can't hurt you anymore." He said in a voice you normally use to sooth a toddler who just scrapped his knee.
Ares growled lowly and pulled Joxer against his body. "Are you mocking me?"
Joxer grinned and said simply. "Yes."
Ares grinned widely and pulled Joxer tighter against him. "Well I guess I'll just have to teach you a lesson about mocking The God of War won't I?"
Joxer nodded gravely. "Yes I think you will. I've been a verrry bad boy haven't I?"
Ares nodded, slowly pulled Joxer towards the bedroom. "The worst. Completely terrible."
Joxer grinned letting Ares drag him off. "Yes. I'm just the worst of the worst. You'll have to do something about that won't you?"
"Yes I'm afraid I will. I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson. One you'll NEVER forget!"
Joxer mock shivered. "Ooooh I'm filled with dread."
Ares laughed and he pushed Joxer down on the bed and flicked a wrist closing the door.
The sound sound of Joxer shrieking echos all though the halls causing all who live there to cringe and add more sound proofing to their walls.
The End.
Auther Note. I didn't go any further cause I just SUCK at writing sex scenes.
Ok so I was bored and I've been avoiding writing ever since a virus caused me to lose all my fics so I wad at this site and used this: to get a random plot which is what this fic is.
The plot was: Your randomly generated plot is: Apollo gives a gift to Ares, who hates it.
If that's not enough, here are three words to try to use in your story: inventive engraved tranquil
Ares stared at the object he held in his hands. He turned it around but no matter what angle he looked at it from he still hated it.
"Ares stop glaring at it like that. It's the thought that counts you know." Joxer said wrapping his arms around Ares waist from behind.
"But it's so....tranquil. I hate tranquil!" Ares complained setting it down on the table.
"It's inventive. I've never seen anything like it before." Joxer replied letting go of Ares to peer closer at the engraved object sitting on the table splattering softly. 'To Ares and Joxer. Happy 1st Anniversary.'
Ares glared at the small waterfall splashing peacefully away in- front of him. "What was he thinking making something like...That thing for ME?!"
Joxer grinned at Ares. "Well I AM the God of Peace you know. It might not fit you but it fits me. Here." Joxer tapped a finger on the base of the waterfall and the water turned to blood. "Is that more to your liking now?"
Ares laughing and pulled Joxer to him and kissed him. "It's still stupid but I love you for trying. Why don't you put it one of your temples or something since you like it so much? It does fit you better then it fits me."
Joxer kissed Ares and waved a hand whisking the waterfall off to one of his earthly temples. "There. The nasty waterfall is allll gone. It can't hurt you anymore." He said in a voice you normally use to sooth a toddler who just scrapped his knee.
Ares growled lowly and pulled Joxer against his body. "Are you mocking me?"
Joxer grinned and said simply. "Yes."
Ares grinned widely and pulled Joxer tighter against him. "Well I guess I'll just have to teach you a lesson about mocking The God of War won't I?"
Joxer nodded gravely. "Yes I think you will. I've been a verrry bad boy haven't I?"
Ares nodded, slowly pulled Joxer towards the bedroom. "The worst. Completely terrible."
Joxer grinned letting Ares drag him off. "Yes. I'm just the worst of the worst. You'll have to do something about that won't you?"
"Yes I'm afraid I will. I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson. One you'll NEVER forget!"
Joxer mock shivered. "Ooooh I'm filled with dread."
Ares laughed and he pushed Joxer down on the bed and flicked a wrist closing the door.
The sound sound of Joxer shrieking echos all though the halls causing all who live there to cringe and add more sound proofing to their walls.
The End.
Auther Note. I didn't go any further cause I just SUCK at writing sex scenes.
