Marik Ishtar's Baby Sitting Service

Summary: Hahah! Yes! I have decided to start a babysitting service! I can do anything for I am THE Marik Ishtar! And I have MY Yami for help...not that Yugi's stupid Yami...Oh Yes...I do love children!*grin* What happens when Marik Starts a babysitting service? R&R WARNING: YAOI.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any places I mention.

________________________________________________________________________

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Hello!

I am Marik Ishtar!

I'm so glad you decided to apply for our services!

I DO love children! We are certified and VERY responsible!

Warning: I am not responsible for any harm to the children! *grin*

Thank you,

Marik Ishtar, Owner Yami Malik Ishtar, Co- Owner

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Grandpa: *finishes reading add* Well Yugi! These new babysitters look great! We'll hire them! And don't you let that "friend" of yours to scare them any more away.

Yugi: O-O You can't hire them! They're insane!

Grandpa: YUGI! You have to give everyone a chance. Just like I gave the neighbour's daughter a chance*grin* Say..maybe I should give her boyfriend a chance.*grin*

Yugi: ...O-O I didn't know you were gay.

Grandpa: POOPY BATHROOM WORD! I never want to hear that language coming out of your mouth EVER again.

Yugi: Then what do you call gay peo-

Grandpa: POOPY BATHROOM WORD! Oh yes you call them.bent.

Yugi: Bent?

Grandpa: Yes bent.

Yugi: Okay..so you're bent?

Grandpa: NO! How dare you accuse me!

Yugi: But you want to give the neighbour's daughter's boyfriend a 'chance'! You remember what happened when you gave the parrot a 'chance' don't you?!

Grandpa: Ahem..well yes..uh. That was different. And back to the main point I'm hiring these babysitters whither you like it or not!

Yugi: But I'm 16!

Grandpa: Don't lie to me Yugi. Stop trying to grow up so fast. You're 8 look at your birth certificate.

Yugi: *looks* It says I'm 16.

Grandpa: What dirty attitude you've grown! Stop lying! Now I'm calling! * calls* Hello! Mr. Marik? I would like to you to watch my baby boy, Yugi, who is only 8, on Thursday. Yes. I have to go to cookie wrapping night. Really? Wonderful! Thank You. *hangs up* See Yugi! They sound really nice! They even go to cookie wrapping night sometimes! Oh how wonderful to know others who wrap cookies in velvet!

Yugi: Oh my gawd...

Grandpa: POOPY BATHROOM WORD! Now I have to go talk to the neighbour's cat. See you in 3 hours. Good-bye. *leaves*

Yami: *comes down stairs still in pajamas* Hello...Yugi..do you know where my Happy Pappy Co-Co Fluff Cereal?

Yugi: *gasp*

Yami: What? YOU ATE MY CEREAL?!?!?!?!?!

Yugi: *gasp* Y-Yami! *starts crying* ..you...only have...four spikes in your hair!

And indeed, one of Yami's spikes in his hair had broken off!

Yami: *eyes grow large* *looks in mirror* *starts crying*

Yugi: Don't worry Yami.*hugs Yami and rocks him back and forth*

Yami: *sniffle* Like w-what?

Yugi: I'm not sure..but-

Anzu: *mysteriously comes* -we'll all do it together! Cause that's what friendship is for!

Yami: *sniffle* YOU DID THIS TO ME!

Anzu: but Yami! *starts crying* I Love you!

Yami: Butt..I l-love my h-hair! *wails*

Yugi: Awwwwww..poor Yami! *kisses yami* Come on, we'll get your hair good as new! Where's the piece that fell off?

Yami: Up stairs *sniffle*

Yugi: I'll go get it. * runs upstairs* *grabs piece**comes back down*

Yami: *sees piece, starts crying*

Yugi: Oh, Yami! * hugs Yami and kisses his forehead.*

Yami: Will you kiss abli too?

Yugi: Abli?

Yami: MY HAIR! You don't want to kiss my hair? You forgot about abli? *crys*

Yugi: Oh Yami! I didn't mean that! *kisses 'Abli'*

Yami: Abli feels a little bit better now.

Yugi: Okay let's go see Espa..maybe he'll know....*sniffle* what to do..

Well? What did you think? Hate? Like? Love? Next chappie coming soon..Remember! REVIEW!