DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN iCarly OR Narnia, ANY REFRENCES THAT ARE MADE IN THIS STORY I DO NOT OWN again I only have a pet rock and am awaiting approval for a pet gummy bear. : D
Carly and Freddie were upstairs in the iCarly studio, working on a sketch for the next show. Sam was there… but as usual was no help at all. She was down stairs.
"When was the last time someone checked on Sam?" Freddie asked a little concerned at the weird moans and groans coming from down stairs.
"Um about an hour ago I think," Carly answered looking down at the clock on her phone.
"I'll go check on her," he replied, getting up from his beanbag and going down stairs.
Once he got down to Sam he sound her laying on the couch, murmuring strange things like "Now Mr. Marshmallow don't be scared of Mr. Zebra, he wont eat you, he's a vegetarian."
"Sam?" Freddie asked, kneeling down beside her.
"Oh, hi Freddie. Where's Carly?" she asked as if she were awake.
"Upstairs, would you care to tell me what's going on here?" he asked slightly more concerned.
"I'm just trying to convince Mr. Marshmallow that Mr. Zebra isn't going to eat him, and that he'll be perfectly fine going in to the 'Jungle of Jelly Beans' with him," she explained, quite certain of what she was saying.
"Um… Car-," Sam cut him off.
"No don't call Carly. I like it better this way, just you and me," she said pulling him on to the couch and into a hug.
"Sam? Are you feeling okay?" he asked quite concerned now.
"Yes dork, now come to Narnia with me. It'll be magical," she answered as if she were the spokes person for Narnia.
"How do we get there?" he asked starting to get confused.
"Why, we're already there," she answered with a smirk on her face.
"Oh we are? Then what are we supposed to be doing here?" he asked trying to play along with her little fantasy.
He tried to break free from her death grip, but failed, he was stuck in her arms. Much to his dismay, he liked it.
"Having the time of our lives," she simply put before fell silent.
They lay there on the couch for quite sometime in total silence. In this period of time Carly had come down to see what was taking Freddie so long. She saw that he was lying with Sam on the couch, and thought that he had fallen asleep, so she tiptoed back upstairs as quietly as possible.
"Sam are we done in Narnia yet?" Freddie whispered.
"No we wont be done till we find the Golden Lollypop, and bring it back to the Queen of Narnia," she whispered back sternly.
"Where do we find it?" he asked.
"In the Forest of Fruity Pebbles."
"How do we get to the Forest of Fruity Pebbles?"
"By going across the Frosty Mountains."
"Why don't we do that now?"
"Because of all of the fluffy white snow, it wont be so easy though. Do you think you can make it through all of it?" she asked with true sincerity in her voice.
"Um I think that I'll be fine," he answered with no idea of what she was talking about.
"Okay then we should get there as soon as possible because if the Queen of Narnia doesn't get the Golden Lollypop then everyone in Narnia will die. You see, she has to put the key in the hole of destiny," she said in all seriousness.
"Well then come on lets go save… the creatures," he answered with a slight hesitation.
"Okay," she said as she released him from her death grip. She got up and took his hand, leading him across the hall and into his bedroom.
"Sam what are we doing on my room?" he asked more confused than ever.
"Going to the Frosty Mountains," she replied pushing him down on the bed.
"Is the Monster of the Mountain in?" she asked.
"No," he assumed she was talking about his mother.
"Good," she muttered before jumping on the bed after him.
She attacked his face in a swarm of vigorous kisses. He may have envisioned this moment a million times before, but never like this. After a few minutes he couldn't stand it any longer. He had to break it off and ask a few simple questions.
"What's going on?" he asked after prying her lips from his face.
"Were climbing the summit of Frosty Mountain of course," she said before forcing herself back on him once more.
He pushed her off again and continued his line of questioning.
"Is this the only way to get there?" he asked still as confused as can be.
"Yes, everyone knows that this is the only possible way," she responded.
Once again she attempted to force herself on him. But this time he blocked her.
"Then we aren't going," he said in an attempt to make her stop.
"Well we already made it silly," she answered in a cheery voice.
She climbed off of him and went down to his pants. She went to unbutton them but before she could, he stopped her. He grabbed her hands and pushed them away. She started to pout, but before she could spew more non-sense he began to speak.
"What are you doing now?" he questioned in a slightly angered tone.
"I was getting the Golden Lollypop," she answered innocently.
Then it finally clicked in his mind. It finally registered at what the "Golden Lollypop" was, even what "Narnia" was. He even got what "snow" was; everything had finally clicked.
He had no idea what was going through her mind. Or even why she had picked him to "go to Narnia" with. He had a feeling that if she were in the right state of mind she would never be doing this. Not in a million years. She'd probably kill him if he let her do it when she was in the right state of mind too. He may not want to stop her, but he knew he had too.
He'd gone over this moment a million times in his head, but now that he was faced with it he couldn't do it. Even if she didn't kill him when she was in the right state of mind he just couldn't do it. So many different things could come out of this. Some possibilities he liked, others he didn't. But the risk was too great of messing up their entire friendship. It was just too great.
"No Sam, if that's where the Golden Lollypop is then all of the creatures in Narnia will have to die," he replied.
"How could you say that?" she asked in a disappointed tone.
He could tell that she didn't know what she was doing. She truly thought that there were creatures in a magical place that would die if she didn't take the "Golden Lollypop" to the "Queen of Narnia," so that it could be put in the "Hole of Destiny."
It pained him to see that disappointed look on her face. It ripped his heart out to see it, but it would hurt him even more if he let her to it.
"… You'll understand later," he replied with a hesitation.
"If you say so," she said still disappointed that she didn't get to give the "Golden Lollypop" to the "Queen of Narnia" to put in the "Hole of Destiny."
Just then Freddie got an idea. He couldn't believe that he hadn't thought of it earlier.
"Hey why don't you take a little nap?" he asked getting ready to unravel his genius plan.
"Okay, I love sleep," she said before crashing her head into the pillow, ending the situation.
She was still talking in her sleep, saying things along the same lines of what she had been saying before.
"I'm sorry Mr. Marshmallow, but I couldn't break the Golden Lollypop free," she explained to the figments of her imagination.
Freddie then ran to the kitchen, where he would finish the rest of his plan.
He got a pack of bacon out, and started to fry it up. Soon enough Sam was up and stealing it.
"Mmm I love bacon," she said as she munched on an extra crispy piece as though it was her lifeline.
"I know," muttered with as he grinned from ear to ear.
"So how was your nap?" he added trying to see if she remembered anything that had just happened.
"It was good I guess… It's just I had the oddest dream though," she said with a slight hesitation.
"Oh yeah? What was it about?"
"Well I was in some weird place called Narnia," she started.
"… Go on," he said hesitantly.
"There were weird creatures like talking marshmallows and zebras, and this one marshmallow was afraid of this one zebra."
"Uh huh, proceed," he hurried her along as though he was going to explode if he didn't know the rest of the story in the next five seconds.
"You were there too. We were trying to get the Golden Lollypop to the Queen of Narnia so that she could put it in the Hole of Destiny. But we only got to the top of Frosty Mountain before you said that we couldn't finish our journey… Then I woke up," she finished with a shrug.
"Oh I see… That is really weird," he said, contemplating whether or not he should tell her what had happened.
Well I guess that's the end. But I'm considering taking the story farther. I'm not going to set an amount of reviews that I have to get to continue but if there is none then I'm not going too. I hate to be picky but a bunch of ones that say "I like it continue," wont get me to continue like I've said in other authors notes they piss me off. So don't expect this story to be continued like others of mine, review and speak your mind! I'll probably also continue if a certain person tells me too… And person you know whom you are. : D
